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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by naijaboiy: 8:37am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:


OMG! shocked
*Spanks her ass*

That's how we roll wink
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by oyebode95(m): 8:37am On Mar 25, 2015
Yes, if he does not stop it ll affect his hearing....remember its gonna be a gradual process. And if not checked on time it ll affect d size of his Instruments as it shrinks.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Samirana360(m): 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
goodmorning40:
Pls change ur name those who bear David do not self service thank u
Anybody seekin advice 4rm u is probably wastin his/her time. Mr bad advicer
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by tonquendo4u(m): 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
biomedixexcel:
Self servicing will do the following for u.
1. Makes your sperm watery and infertile because the cells and organs producing might having over utilized over a very short time.
2. You become addicted and forget about opposite sex

A middle aged man came to where i work yesterday and talked about how he impregnates ladies at will when he was blinded by youthful lust. Now he's married and his wife has been unable to conceive. He brought sperm for analysis and we found out that 98% of the sperm cells are immotile and dead which means there is no way he could impregnate a woman.

learn from this
do u mean too much Sex reduces ur chances of getting a woman pregnant in d future? I thought d cells are unlimited. Abeg o.

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by kay5922: 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
Guy that space wey you book so go don appreciate in like 3hrs time, how much you go sell? wink wink smiley


Johnolis:
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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:


Why don't you help him out? undecided

I'm not gay angryangryangryangry
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

Yes it will affect you seriously.
Effects include.
Weak memory, poor eye sight, low heart beat ( if the heart beat of those who don't self service is 72, yours will be arnd 67 68 69), fear and anxiety ( if a cat were to jump in front of you, I swear you'd think its a lion), emotional weakness ( you'd feel sad all d time and you'd hate your self), the self service will stop satisfying you and u might result to prostitutes or raping, sexual disfunction because u can easily damage d veins dat supply blood to ur "thing" from stroking during self service, you won't last long in bed, lower back pain, serious pain in d balls, you'd begin to slim seriously, loss of hair etc etc

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by wayodude(m): 8:39am On Mar 25, 2015
There's nothing wrong with masturbating and it certainly won't physically affect him in future...on an emotional level perhaps there may potentially be a problem with fully connecting with a future partner of he gets addicted to it but so far there is no indication that this might be the case.

Most people talking rubbish here have masturbated several times, they just don't share it on nairaland, and rightly so cheesy

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by nduchucks: 8:39am On Mar 25, 2015
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

Oga ma.sturbating twice a day is very much an addiction and like any other addiction is not healthy. Your excuse about the loss of a girl friend is a lame one because even if she did not break up with you, you couldn't be having sex with her 2 times a day.

Oga, you need help. You better get your life together, find yourself a wife, and build a good life for yourself. Find something else to be passionate about, hopefully something which will earn you money, get your mind out of the gutters.

P.S. You should be ashamed of yourself ma.sturbating 2 times a day. get help before you ruin yourself.

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by obaival(m): 8:39am On Mar 25, 2015
Dear david,self service s nt d best n can effect u in d future,it beta u go 4 doz batcher gals(ashawo) dan dis.
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by centmichael101(m): 8:39am On Mar 25, 2015
More energy to ur elbow
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by wayodude(m): 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
tonquendo4u:
do u mean too much Sex reduces ur chances of getting a woman pregnant in d future? I thought d cells are unlimited. Abeg o.

People quote a lot of rubbish on nairaland and all over the net. I won't read too much to most of these comments.

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
naijaboiy:

*Spanks her ass*

That's how we roll wink

Hey! I am engaged! tongue
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
biomedixexcel:
Self servicing will do the following for u.
1. Makes your sperm watery and infertile because the cells and organs producing might having over utilized over a very short time.
2. You become addicted and forget about opposite sex

A middle aged man came to where i work yesterday and talked about how he impregnates ladies at will when he was blinded by youthful lust. Now he's married and his wife has been unable to conceive. He brought sperm for analysis and we found out that 98% of the sperm cells are immotile and dead which means there is no way he could impregnate a woman.

learn from this

Lies angryangryangry

The guy is either a smoker or an alcoholicangryangryangry

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by tonquendo4u(m): 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
JustCalMeDBoss:
Op u need to have real sex to combat it. Go to any ash joint with like 10k look for the girl that attracts u the most make sure she is creamy, clean and what eva attract you now tell her to give you the treatment do all d styles u know on her. Make you rent a good room for at least six hours You would see dat making love to a real woman is far better than self servicing.
10 k? cool shocked shocked shocked. Is she Beyonce men? 3k is ok. If u find 5h own sef,u go get

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
GodMode:


I'm not gay angryangryangryangry

You can be gay for him now tongue

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Klare(f): 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
obum88:
I guess by nw all the seeds that will form doctors, lawyers, engineers, professors have been wasted. The ones remaining are for alaye, agbero, bus conductor, maruwa drivers. Continue, soon it will be reduced to almajiris and armed robbers.



Lols i agree with my brother

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by lexzyg: 8:42am On Mar 25, 2015
If going to affect you emotionally, it will also affect the area that control your sexual life and it will affect your reproductive system. It's not easy to stop but you can stop it but it is advised you get a counselor or you can get in touch with me for help it you want to 08029887787
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Zellie: 8:42am On Mar 25, 2015
you have issues bro. Twice a day, like what the hell shocked sad

Don't you have a job or something

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Skoopy(m): 8:42am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex undecided

Could you make him an offer plzzzzz.
............... very sure he won't say no. cool
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nayok(m): 8:42am On Mar 25, 2015
undecidedHey guys, how to sel-service oneself? As in what it is? Seriously aint understernd
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:43am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:


You can be gay for him now tongue

Neverangryangryangryangryangryangry

I'm addicted to boobs and big booty gringringrin
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by naijaboiy: 8:43am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:


Hey! I am engaged! tongue
Not married tongue

Come back for more wink
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by omarithmetics: 8:44am On Mar 25, 2015
Studies have shown people that masturbation or 'sex for one' helps one live longer
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by chemmerfrank(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2015
Lol... Who you they ask??
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by Nobody: 8:45am On Mar 25, 2015
naijaboiy:

Not married tongue

Come back for more wink

Don't let your gf attack me abeg angry
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by kpeteman(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2015
cut it out now, cos it also leads to isolation, as u will want to be alone with your fantasies to gratify ursef.... good luck

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by loomer: 8:45am On Mar 25, 2015
Try increase am to three times daily, so that e go be like food

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2015
MuhdG:


Yes it will affect you seriously.
Effects include.
Weak memory, poor eye sight, low heart beat ( if the heart beat of those who don't self service is 72, yours will be arnd 67 68 69), fear and anxiety ( if a cat were to jump in front of you, I swear you'd think its a lion), emotional weakness ( you'd feel sad all d time and you'd hate your self), the self service will stop satisfying you and u might result to prostitutes or raping, sexual disfunction because u can easily damage d veins dat supply blood to ur "thing" from stroking during self service, you won't last long in bed, lower back pain, serious pain in d balls, you'd begin to slim seriously, loss of hair etc etc

Lies angryangryangry

only demerit
Too much wanking leads to slight pain in the balls..
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by yaskarahyelhope(f): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2015
May God av mercy on dis generation. Self servicing is now a better option which is actually **MASTURBATION**. Tufiakwa, I spit. Wat is it with dis sexual satisfaction before marriage. Fornication and adultery is a bad one. Masturbation is d height of it. Pls repent now before its too late so that U don't start masturbation in public. Pls stop it. Its very unhealthy. Its a psychosexual disorder not to talk of its spiritual implication!

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Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodblessNig247(m): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2015
Is an addiction. pls gradually stop it. Thanks
Re: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by xbernardx(m): 8:47am On Mar 25, 2015
Long time effect is you will come after 2 minutes

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