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Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by ducii: 4:32pm On Mar 26, 2015
A colleague of mine told me, about the conversation he had with his wife this morning.

Basically it goes like this, His wife told him this morning that they needed a car seat for their new baby, which he was fine with. His wife now told him that the seat will be fixed in his own car, and he asked his wife why the seat should be in his car when she herself has a car as well( The seat should be in your car, as the mother of the child, it makes more sense and it is more logical.. those were his words to his wife)

The wife now told him that if he doesn't allow the car seat to be in his car, then he is either ashamed of his child or he is cheating on her.

O boy, my guy came to work today and was kind of shocked at his wife's accusations (wetin concern car seat with cheating)

I now asked him why he didn't accuse his wife of the same crime since she equally doesn't want the seat to be in her car?

.... And he was like see this woman dey tear eye for me, that was where we ended the conversation and everybody went back to work.


This conversation got me thinking. So my question to NLers is this... should in case you and your wife are having a child, who should have the baby seat in their car, the Husband or the Wife
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by XtraSmooth404: 4:40pm On Mar 26, 2015
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by MRLINGTON(m): 4:40pm On Mar 26, 2015
Wife
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 26, 2015
the woman is cheating on him. simple

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by jaybee3(m): 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2015
LWKMD

Comedy galore

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2015
She just needs to be reassured that her having a baby doesn't make her less attractive to him.....She is simply feeling insecure

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by zeb04(f): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by derrick333(m): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2015
Lol is d husband, midwife or nani??
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by professore(m): 4:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
Let the child decide since they are childish themselves

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 26, 2015
If they both have cars, what is wrong with fixing the baby seat in both? If one car goes bad and you would need the other, wont the baby seat be fixed there? Let the baby seat be fixed in bth cars jare. simple.

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by thorpido(m): 4:55pm On Mar 26, 2015
The wife seems to have issues.It's logical to fix it in the car of the one who is with the baby most of the time.
They can simply get another car seat and fix in both cars as someone said.

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by steppin: 4:59pm On Mar 26, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!
Gbam! Gbam! Gbam!
I could go on and on bro!
Perfect answer.
Op, u be ameebo o!

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by xynerise: 5:00pm On Mar 26, 2015
Maybe they should get a car for the baby to drive him/herself..antelopic parents.

The wife should be flogged for bringing that selfish idea

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by ephemm(m): 5:03pm On Mar 26, 2015
The wife is a learner!
I wish she knows how much ladies trip for married men, especially one that presents himself as so caring.

The baby seat nah plus nah

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by menix(m): 5:03pm On Mar 26, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha..

This thread jst crowned d day...

Omo 9ja wives wiv their 21st century thinking...
So d husband takes d baby for monthly/routine check up?

Am sure d wife would clamour she impregnants d husband soon..




End Tym Wives..

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by SAMBARRY: 5:14pm On Mar 26, 2015
Lol . orisirisi. Ehen for peace to reign they should do two baby seats in the car na . after that what next.





Some women sha.
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by akinsadeez(m): 5:17pm On Mar 26, 2015
The wife already had thoughts in her head before that the husband was probably cheating on her after she gave birth. She was just looking for any opportunity to bring it out in the open.
Its quite absurd really. Unless they can buy two seats, its only sensible that the seat should be in the mum's car as the primary caregiver of the child.

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by emitope: 5:58pm On Mar 26, 2015
D wife is jus being insecure....... bad self image post childbirth....she only wants to "keep" her man. but dat ain't d way....
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by cococandy(f): 6:33pm On Mar 26, 2015
Everything na case cheesy

Whoever has the baby most of the time should have the car seat.
Is that even worth debating?

Your colleague and his wife sha undecided

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Bowaley17(m): 6:56pm On Mar 26, 2015
If na me the kind slap i go give the wife ehn,her destiny go change instantly... She might be cheating on your friend sha...

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by bennyrazz: 7:18pm On Mar 26, 2015
some women love making mountains out of molehills and I think the woman described by the op is making such. Hubby should oblige her if he has nothing to hide and just as other posters have suggested, they should get two baby seats. One for Hubby's car, the other for wife's car.
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by crackhaus: 7:30pm On Mar 26, 2015
The baby seat should be kept in the house, anytime the baby is being driven out, the seat will be placed in the car being used.

Those seats aren't hard to fix, just attach it to the car seat belt and voilĂ  - five minutes tops.

This is a non-issue and the wife is just being insecure.

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Besto(m): 7:36pm On Mar 26, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!
lol...i go codedly put the chair on left(back of driver seat)>>>dat spot z almst unnoticeable in cars...daz y madams n ogas like right corner

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by MARKone(m): 7:40pm On Mar 26, 2015
The man should also tie wrapper and back the baby while taking a stroll alone, just to prove to madam that he doesn't cheat undecided as some women dey think sha...
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Ewuro4: 8:01pm On Mar 26, 2015
Paranoia/ Insecurity or she's just looking for trouble. grin

Car seats are car interior worst enemies.

My husband details his car once a week , mine once a month... Mine takes much longer time than his.

Car/booster seats habor chunk of dirts (cookies,wraps, chips), and wreck leather seats. Gosh . So why would they install them permanently in their cars?? undecided
Men are exclusively picky and neat with their processions/toys grin. Lording them over it is looking for trouble. hubby puts his in his trunk and affix them only when needed. ( I don't like that truck anyway so who cares and I'm starting to think he bought it for a reason).

OP tell your friend to buy his own set and put them in his trunk or keep them in the garage and fasten them when needed. Simple.

#yall too bellefull dey look for trouble grin#

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by shrekandfiona: 10:51pm On Mar 26, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
These women sha.. issokay
If they can afford two cars, how much is a baby seat? let them buy two of it, one for each car. Problem solved. Next!!!
cheesy
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by ducii: 8:32am On Mar 27, 2015
Ewuro4:
Paranoia/ Insecurity or she's just looking for trouble. grin

Car seats are car interior worst enemies.

My husband details his car once a week , mine once a month... Mine takes much longer time than his.

Car/booster seats habor chunk of dirts (cookies,wraps, chips), and wreck leather seats. Gosh . So why would they install them permanently in their cars?? undecided
Men are exclusively picky and neat with their processions/toys grin. Lording them over it is looking for trouble. hubby puts his in his trunk and affix them only when needed. ( I don't like that truck anyway so who cares and I'm starting to think he bought it for a reason).

OP tell your friend to buy his own set and put them in his trunk or keep them in the garage and fasten them when needed. Simple.

#yall too bellefull dey look for trouble grin#

I agree with u, True talk
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by focus7: 4:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
The lady just gave a first attack approach to her husband, I guess she accused the hubby of something she probably is a culprit.
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by sexymoma(f): 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2015
I would proudly put the baby seat in my car... .Think of how it gonna look, your hubby driving with a baby seat in his car..Awkward
Gonna look like His wife bought him the car angry

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:10pm On Mar 27, 2015
derrick333:
Lol is d husband, midwife or nani??

No, he's Ronaldo.

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Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by Nobody: 5:22pm On Mar 27, 2015
I'm sorry, have I missed a clue, how is this even an argument? The seat will live permanently in neither car because it will be swapped whenever the child goes from one car to another. In a house with multiple cars you wouldn't even fix it until you knew which car the child will travel in first... undecided
Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by derrick333(m): 4:25pm On Mar 28, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


No, he's Ronaldo.
Son of mark

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