CFCfan:
Thanks for the info, OP.
From now on, I'll be holding my phone. I no wan risk radiation

guard ur property jealously .......

valmunich:

LOL

Noted!

so guy u dey smoke?

Spidermon:


Simple!
Type your topic on an A4 paper with double spacing with Times New Roman font and bound it with hard cover. Make 35 copies, attach your CV and send it through NIPOST to the Mods.
That is how I did it in 1987 if I remember well.

Is dis supposed to make me laugh?.....

Lala247:


Click create topic on section chosen should be on the right side

Thanks swerrie

MzOma:

Is dis supposed to make me laugh?.....

I am not responsible for your sense of humor.

Wat of pple that Bleep too much?


Will it affect their sperm?

Spidermon:


I am not responsible for your sense of humor.

Of course you aint. Buh there's sumfin called Minding yo business.... You shd try it sometimes..... It helps...

MzOma:

Of course you aint. Buh there's sumfin called Minding yo business.... You shd try it sometimes..... It helps...

If it is on Nairaland, it is "our" business. There is the PM option for private business.

OP, I disagree with your third reason.

EggovinMma:


Guys take note
some sperm be like small pikin spit!
Me:Babe that was good! Have you come?
Bootakin out the CD)(weak) YES!
Me: (snatches the condom off his hand to examine the content)


WHERE THE HELL IS THE FUCCCK ING SPERM??!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

EggovinMma:


Guys take note
some sperm be like small pikin spit!
Me:Babe that was good! Have you come?
Bootakin out the CD)(weak) YES!
Me: (snatches the condom off his hand to examine the content)


WHERE THE HELL IS THE FUCCCK ING SPERM??!!!!!!!!!!

It might have been hidden inside of you

lalasticlala:



http://pulse.ng/hotpulse/sex-and-health-6-ways-many-men-are-unknowingly-killing-their-sperm-id3621731.html

wait let me touch ma di.ck 1st b4 I comnt. Brb...

Well na for side pocket i dey put my phone and not front pocket

awesome99:
Yeap.... Maturbation unko?

e dey increase am

Mellin:
so guy u dey smoke?

LOL. . . Nah ooo. . .

We just having fun

NEROSKY:
My respect goes to JEGA, that man is extraordinary
J - just
E - ended
G - Goodluck
A - Administration

Now is mbaka was right, no mbaka why? Useless sentimental people

mugu comment based on topic.

EggovinMma:


Guys take note
some sperm be like small pikin spit!
Me:Babe that was good! Have you come?
Bootakin out the CD)(weak) YES!
Me: (snatches the condom off his hand to examine the content)


WHERE THE HELL IS THE FUCCCK ING SPERM??!!!!!!!!!!

he released inside u.

okay na

lefulefu:

*dies*

E be like say u sabi wetin I talk.Person go just dey find where the condom burst.Alas! Kosi leakages!

wot of sum1 dat hv had alot of sex at his tender age??

wat of excessive self service?

wat of SK does it kill sperm

ALWAYS AVOID DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW.....it causes low sperm count...if u doubt it,google it

dre11:
Wow






Especially those that drive those rickety bus that overheats
Those in bakery
Those that works in steel rolling mills
Those that works in plastic manufacturing companies near the furnaces
Those that works in extraction companies



Just make sure you find ways to negate the heats

its funny u believe this particular point.....mei dont. check most face me i face you people living in one room, with little ventilation and lots of heat, na dem dey born pikin pass...go to the north na dere hot pass na dem dey born pikin pass..... make dem continue their reasearch, this is not the conclusive answer.

my sperm na thick one oo none of these can kill it....ladies love tasting it....oo ...hahahaa

EggovinMma:



E be like say u sabi wetin I talk.Person go just dey find where the condom burst.Alas! Kosi leakages!

no be the guy fault ooo

softysparky:

Nope, amibo!!!!

na una teach me ooo... . nice dp btw

EggovinMma:


Guys take note
some sperm be like small pikin spit!
Me:Babe that was good! Have you come?
Bootakin out the CD)(weak) YES!
Me: (snatches the condom off his hand to examine the content)


WHERE THE HELL IS THE FUCCCK ING SPERM??!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao

So in a way we can use the 6 ways above for family planning after having the number of desired kids. Hmmmmmm........

dolapobello1:

The only reason I'm commenting here is because this
La la stic la la thread will probably go on frontpage .

even if it doesn't make sense

Be mindful of your dressing too. Using tight underpants also increases risk of lowering sperm count. Loose boxer shorts preferable. Tight jeans are not advisable.