Ok my people, lemme plateau us to some real fact about our humourous lifestyles. So girls grab a pillow and guys go get that ORIJINAL liquid n enjoy the ride B)

1. Foreign accent



English language is not an issue to any Nigerian but the moment you start speaking like a white man, you are in for a show. This is because you would be laughed to scorn; it doesn’t matter if you have spent your whole life in America.

2. Foreigners eating the local delicacies



Nigerians do not believe that a foreigner would eat their local meals especially eba, fufu and other types of swallow, whenever they see a foreigner engrossed in such a meal, they cannot help it but laugh and sometime, they may even take a picture of these persons to show to friends.

3. Nollywood Stunts



Once, Nollywood movie stunts were applauded but nowadays, people find some of the movies very funny because of the way some of their characters are projected. Take for instance, when you see an assumed ghost afraid to cross the road, looking left and right to check if its safe for him to cross. That is hilarious!

4. Being the first to arrive for parties
Coming late for parties is no longer something that Nigerians see as a problem, but when you are the first to come for a party or event, they think that you are coming for the meals and a lot of people may think that it is very funny to beat time for that event.

5. Eating fufu with knife and fork

Ahh…You don’t try this in a local food center. You would be laughed at because it is very strange and funny to a lot of people. They believed that Nigerian foods (swallows) are meant to be eaten with your hands and not to eat it with knife and fork. Fufu is a local food and they believe it should be eaten the way locals eat it.

6. Ladies fighting over a man

If men are fighting over a lady, they would allow them to fight or sometimes, scold them but when it comes to ladies fighting over a man, it is a different ball game. You should not be surprised when you see cars parked to watch these ladies fight because they think it is funny.

7. When you travel to an African country and come back with an American accent



They believe that you must have lost your mind and would simply laugh over your accent. They believed that it is impossible for you to travel to an African country and come back with an American or British accent.

8. Nigerians who would not crush their chicken bones



Bones are not only meant for the dogs especially chicken bones and fish bones, a lot of Nigerians find it funny when you eat just the flesh and leave behind a chunk of meat with bones. They simply believed that you should crush these bones.

9. Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather



The weather in Nigeria can be harsh during the dry season and it is very common to see a lot of Nigerians move around with suit and tie. It doesn’t matter if you are the bank manager when you walk aimlessly on the street without a car, Nigerians would believe that something may be wrong with you.

10. People who wear sun glasses at night

It is not a welcomed fashion savvy for Nigerians. They may think that you are blind and if they discover that you are not handicapped, the next thing is laughter because they don’t believe that you can see with such glasses.

11. A poor man with pot belly

The old belief that rich old men are those with pot bellies has not died in the modern world. It is difficult for a lot of people to believe that it is possible for a pot belly man to say that he is not having money.

http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/13-things-only-nigerians-will-think-are-funny/

Natfin funi abt diz post na....



Waooooo!!! Cantblivit that this unfunny post made FB,all the same lemme use this medium as FTC to send a shout awt to my haters.hating & beefing me makes me smarter,wiser,hard working and famous.

I still don't know what I should write here

Seen!

But nothing is funny there

amsoslim:
Natfin funi abt diz post na....

is Nigeria as frustration as that ?
try laugh when the air still come out of the nose.


in my attempt to be in front page I wrote frustration instead of frustrating.

nl you wicked ooo

half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

Patrick Obahiagbon words

Mama peace words

true

A poor man with a potbelly..m:eheheheh

NO 12.. OWANBE AND ASO-EBI... ONLY NIGERIANS WHERE UNIFORMS TO PARTIES

I think the no 9 will always be funny to anybody on the earth.

Hear it for urself " Men who wear suit and tie and
walk under a very hot weather"

ok.........................

Ur list should be ten and not eleven.anyway,it's nt my buz 'cos cska moscow has lost.

sa

Hmmm :

Mission accomplished!

DRY

op, i find ur stupidity funny

Mtcheeewwww!

Op,
Laughing at someone when they use umbrella in the sun.

Just like that and it make fp...hmm

true shii

well you can't blame us can you

Smh for the OP

Ok