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holatin:
is Nigeria as frustration as that ?
try laugh when the air still come out of the nose.

Wetin u dey talk?

LMAO @ the *buying palm oil to amelika*

NL shah....what is this

It really looks funny when a guy is trying to eat with fork and knife in a typical buka, I just shake my head because most time they don't even know how to go about it

holatin:
I still don't know what I should write here

lmao,dis ur post says it all.i kinda pity the op who is trying to get us to laff.. Nlanders make Una just laugh abeg.am sure the dude topic made front page for the first time.evening people

12. Buhari's accent. that's why everyone around him laughs

holatin:
is Nigeria as frustration as that ?
try laugh when the air still come out of the nose.

if I have 2 laf wif awt reason or ova sumfin dah got no homour den natfin differentials me frm dah mad man who seats along 9th mile in enugu

Jesu

hensben:
Just like that and it make fp...hmm

serious,e make FP?

mercato:
DRY

ARID

naija and dier palava

have u gotten ur 100likes

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

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na submarine 4 cari am reach ur village naw b canoe

be lyk say dis op is high on hot urine..mtchwwww.walks out of here wit a frown

Poor.men with pot bellies get their stomach filled by water

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

Mtchew

I remember during my A-Levels in my second year in England, I met a former classmate during a STEM* thing (I believe it was something to do with the Chemists Society), the girl was just blasting phonetics, the true mgbeke in me came out - I just started spitting pidgin, proper concrete pidgin. See the way my oyinbo friend was staring at me, since I was speaking actual English, not more than 2.5s ago...

I'm surprised you did not mention the ones that will travel to abroad for like a week or maybe a month tops and they'll come back sounding like their tongues have swollen. Make mistake and do this near my father when I'm at home, he will just direct you to me and say my daughter has been in obodo oyinbo too long, she'll be able to understand what you're saying...then proceed to imitate you.

*Google is your friend.

I dei here

This post reminds me of a Russian back in my school days.
This guy sabi form as those yeye girls that time wanted him to be their friend.
He has many times mocked our local meals.

But one day I caught him eating red oil and yam
Yeeepa see as guys gather around am to laff am
Oyibo to n je isu ati epo kpupa

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

Even urs aint funny, I tried,tried so hard to laugh but it wasn't just coming

holatin:
is Nigeria as frustration as that ?
try laugh when the air still come out of the nose.

chisos see bekee

Seun taste for humour is something else

THAT 11 IS SILLY FUNNY

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

u re even more boring than the OP

Adekorya:
I think the no 9 will always be funny to anybody on the earth.

Hear it for urself " Men who wear suit and tie and
walk under a very hot weather"

fela called it suffering and smiling

holatin:
is Nigeria as frustration as that ?

GBAGAUN!!!