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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by sweathold(m): 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by honourhim: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
hmmmm na wa o. funny country.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by thefakestan: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
E no go easy!!!



Jk please take us to the Lagoon.



No Amebor or Ambo slow poke!
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by ionsman: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
These niggas are taking this whole thing too far.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Nobody: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
this sh*t is damn funny..

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by omenka(m): 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
ooshinibos:
no funny at all ...osewa you should not allow this crude joke on Nairaland
Exactly my point.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Malcomkelvin: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
lagoon bus? ;Dlagoon?
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by tolustx(m): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2015
Funnny but senseless
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by jimi4us: 10:12am On Apr 10, 2015
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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Anoruo(m): 10:13am On Apr 10, 2015
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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by tucky200(m): 10:13am On Apr 10, 2015
Okay o....*in mama peace voice*
Oba you wan to turn we igbos to fishermen on sunday....diaris GOD o
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by superior1: 10:13am On Apr 10, 2015
The real joke is on you guys and by the time you realized the harm you are causing yourselves, it would be late.
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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by adaweezy(m): 10:15am On Apr 10, 2015
jimi4us:
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All the crimes listed are against the igbos why join hausa with that
Sak ambode insha allah
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by zekki: 10:15am On Apr 10, 2015
rubbish
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Nobody: 10:15am On Apr 10, 2015
is seun this silly?? why allow such be on front page you don't like ambode doesn't mean you have to promote divisive trends on your website.... Allow people move on to better things not remember old hurts.....

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by wtfCode: 10:15am On Apr 10, 2015
hope there's AC inside?
So that we all go flex go in the lagoon world...lol.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by buchilino(m): 10:16am On Apr 10, 2015
argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol

2 u its a joke, but 2 igbos ur insulting us, but am surprised at all, cos wen u insult igbos its OK, but wen yorubas or hausas r insulted its not OK
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Situation001(m): 10:17am On Apr 10, 2015
Mehn.. Nna e.. Na Lagoon dey reign now o..
























I trust ma igbo friends.. they are gonna make businesses out of this grin

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Sundaydare1: 10:18am On Apr 10, 2015
[quote author=Goke7 post=32549574]Please let's stop all these I beg everyone:

The mass defection of politicians from other parties to the apc that won the presidential elections on march 28 should teach all Nigerians a lesson.
These were the parties people were abusing and killing themselves for before March 28, the same people shouting Jonathan yesterday are now shouting Buhari now, even Governors and assembly members that will be elected on Saturday the 11th of April on the platform of other parties will also decamp to the apc to align themselves with the so called centre, can't we see that these politicians are only playing the game of chess with Nigerians? They are not foes or enemies as we think, its only a game so why all the stress,

Please let's pledge Peace for our beloved Nation.[/nice one ur brain work well quote]
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by omarhlichanwa: 10:19am On Apr 10, 2015
Biko ooooooooo.strictly for igbos ooooooo only,we go enter am livequote author=argon500 post=32547734]Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol[/quote]
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Nobody: 10:20am On Apr 10, 2015
Goke7:
Please let's stop all these I beg everyone:

The mass defection of politicians from other parties to the apc that won the presidential elections on march 28 should teach all Nigerians a lesson.
These were the parties people were abusing and killing themselves for before March 28, the same people shouting Jonathan yesterday are now shouting Buhari now, even Governors and assembly members that will be elected on Saturday the 11th of April on the platform of other parties will also decamp to the apc to align themselves with the so called centre, can't we see that these politicians are only playing the game of chess with Nigerians? They are not foes or enemies as we think, its only a game so why all the stress,

Please let's pledge Peace for our beloved Nation.
well Said.But people will never understand.killing themselves for people who doesn't know of their existence.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Feemmy(m): 10:20am On Apr 10, 2015
You guys are fueling this matter.
It seams there are some people sponsored in breaking this country, so they capitalize on issues that should be dead
It's not funny.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by omarhlichanwa: 10:20am On Apr 10, 2015
Jaykay all d way
omarhlichanwa:
Biko ooooooooo.strictly for igbos ooooooo only,we go enter am livequote author=argon500 post=32547734]Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by carik(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2015
They are taking it too far.
Election should start and end tomorrow.
Actions like this will prolong hate

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Guyman02: 10:26am On Apr 10, 2015
Many businesses are opening near the Lagoon, Igbos no dey miss opportunity
I like the part that Nigerians are making fun out of it grin grin grin

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by TheFilmmaker: 10:26am On Apr 10, 2015
omenka:
Seun your mods are not helping the situation.

Nigerians displaying the madness on Nairaland.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by tempex88(m): 10:27am On Apr 10, 2015
This should not make FP. NL is publicising the doctrine of hate.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by MAYOWAAK: 10:28am On Apr 10, 2015
Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.

Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?

This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?

As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.

Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.

Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?

There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?

The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.

Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Guyman02: 10:28am On Apr 10, 2015
tempex88:
This should not make FP. NL is publicising the doctrine of hate.
Its not hate, people are having fun instead of fighting and abusing each other. Even Igbos and Yorubas and others are just laughing it out knowing who the politicians are.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by XBLadez: 10:29am On Apr 10, 2015
Umunnem na umunnam, ejim ohere a na acho Igwa unu na anyi ga asurvive the Lagoon. Just bia na my office right now for ur cheap jackets at the rate of N2,500 each grin biko, tomorrow is very close o. Imara asu, suo na ala; ma imaghi asu. . .u know the rest

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