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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Guyman02: 10:30am On Apr 10, 2015
MAYOWAAK:
Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing..

Only a fool will spend his/her time reading all your trash to the end.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by legendary1: 10:30am On Apr 10, 2015
[quote author=Balkan post=32551296]No matter what style yorubas use to taunt the Igbos
This election will vindicate the Igbos.
Oba has bought his bus already
dont tell me its photoshop cos I will not believe you.

The real change is coming tomorrow 11th
40% Igbo + 10% non Igbos+ 20% vote from Yorubas = 70% Vote for JK

The Bus will be Rebranded Lagoon Bus strictly for Oba



4 sure is d oba dat will finally enter d lagoon wen jimi is declared winner.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Orikinla(m): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2015
[size=18pt]Many Igbos are suffering from political amnesia of tribal bigotry.
Having a bus for only Igbos is APARTHEID![/size]

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Bants(m): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2015
Ibo boys are not joking they really want to enter lagoon

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by superior1: 10:30am On Apr 10, 2015
Whatever the issues between Ambode and JK is all politics, these guys and their godfathers will sit over bottles of beers to sort things out, guess the language they will use, [size=13pt] YORUBA!!! and the Oba will likely also be on sit[/size].

[size=14pt]I would have swore the Igbos are smarter than this !!![/size]
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Adelivinggreat(m): 10:31am On Apr 10, 2015
The cause is taking it's effect on them already
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Orikinla(m): 10:31am On Apr 10, 2015
[quote author=legendary1 post=32552057][/quote]
[size=28pt]
TOO MUCH PARAGA IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR BRAIN.[/size] grin

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Nobody: 10:32am On Apr 10, 2015
Ndibanyi,

Mma mma nu!
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by rikamann: 10:34am On Apr 10, 2015
ooshinibos:
no funny at all ...osewa you should not allow this crude joke on Nairaland
Agree with you. This is not funny and should not be encouraged.
Please let us remain 'one' as we wait for the dividends of Buhari regime

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Ladybluecash(f): 10:34am On Apr 10, 2015
Afo ga magbu ndo ofe nmanu nile igbo kwezuenu

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 10, 2015
I kno some igbos wl pack out of lagos as frm monday without being chased away..mark ds

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Ekennedy: 10:37am On Apr 10, 2015
tunwumi:
Very funny but it doesn't make any sense at all.

But if there will be money in the bus u can trust Igbo guys they will enter.

No be so?

"Goat" I know you hate money
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by fireforfire: 10:38am On Apr 10, 2015
Ibo man: (On d phone) hello , onye n'ekwu?

Steve(caller) : Oga Emeka its me steve , ur clearung n forwarding agent.

Ibo man: oh steve my boy. Kedu? Ha fa?
I have not head flom u for days now. Iv bn calling ur num d one dat begins wit "Not nine not(090) " , bortu no lesponse flom u.

Steve: sorry sir.network problem.

Ibo mqn: Ngwa how far wit my container , d one containing my cement n building materials?
Lemember i need it tomolo to start my 9 bedloom mansion at d LAGOON.
Nna biko mee osiso. And dnt flustlate me. Time is moni.

..happy electiion oooo

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Waspy(m): 10:41am On Apr 10, 2015
Why always you......#Balotelli #Igbos

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by XBLadez: 10:42am On Apr 10, 2015
Sample. Please hurry now!

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by XBLadez: 10:46am On Apr 10, 2015
Original life jackets from Japan! We will vote for Agbaje and wait for the Lagoon!!

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by XBLadez: 10:49am On Apr 10, 2015
It's OLIGINAL, tested working. It can float you forever in Atlantic ocean, so what is ordinary lagoon? Mtcheeeew! Please don't waste time.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Babatea07(m): 10:50am On Apr 10, 2015
argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...looooooooooooool no be small thing Oh... l
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by sinizia: 10:52am On Apr 10, 2015
omenka:
Seun your mods are not helping the situation.

Exactly. Bringing this to the FP helps escalating an already dead issue. This madness needs to stop.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by DaBullIT(m): 10:54am On Apr 10, 2015
XBLadez:
It's OLIGINAL, tested working. It can float you forever in Atlantic ocean, so what is ordinary lagoon? Mtcheeeew! Please don't waste time.
Bants:
Ibo boys are not joking they really want to enter lagoon
argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol

[size=14pt]
I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

AND OTHERS I COULDN'T QUOTE


THIS IS STEWPYD
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MAYOWAAK:
Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?
Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.
Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?
This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?
As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.
Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.
Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?
There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?
The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.
Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.

wtfCode:
hope there's AC inside?
So that we all go flex go in the lagoon world...lol.
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by chukzzy1(m): 10:55am On Apr 10, 2015
rahazaqa:
Igbos making Jest of themselves.. lol..
we have a very good sense of humour
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by aniagoluaustin(m): 10:56am On Apr 10, 2015
argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol
who said so
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Bants(m): 10:57am On Apr 10, 2015
DaBullIT:


[size=14pt]
I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

AND OTHERS I COULDN'T QUOTE


THIS IS STEWPYD
[/size]




Go and sit down my friend if you are too sensitive what u doing on nairaland

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by 9jatatafo(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2015
Oba Akiolu should be the bus driver and those who clapped in the video, two should be the bus conductors while the rest will be selling the life jacket and other life saving concoctions.
#Igbo don't vote APC and die in the lagoon.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by pbs4real(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2015
tunwumi:
Very funny but it doesn't make any sense at all.

But if there will be money in the bus u can trust Igbo guys they will enter.

No be so?
nah talk be dis?
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by kobie(m): 10:59am On Apr 10, 2015
The truth be told, the Oba's statement is far from patriotism and unity, come to think of it, JK and Ambode are both Yorubas, so what's Igbo got to do with either of them?, voting is a matter of choice and not compulsion...

The Average Igbo man is Industrious (If you ever say and Igbo man loves Money or is corrupt then I bet you, go to China and you will know what Corruption is, nonetheless, let he who is righteous cast the first stone, nobody is perfect, so let's not Judge anyone).

Coming to the point, what will you tell a Family made of Igbo and Yoruba (Igbo Father + Yoruba Mother, or Yoruba Father and Igbo Mother) which is very common in Nigeria, is the Oba clamoring to produce Widows and Widowers?, this is really unbelievable...

Whatever the Oba's political immunity, he must learn from the saying of Niccollo Machiavelli " He who must foresee the future, must consult the past, for human experiences most resemble those of preceding times"...The Oba has set a precedent that will never be wiped away and this may just be the Oba Campaigning for JK in disguise because the god of the Lagoon is full of Empathy in favor of JK....I am a not partisan person...I believe in fairness.

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by TI1919(m): 11:00am On Apr 10, 2015
grin
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by Bants(m): 11:01am On Apr 10, 2015
Funny how the leading film distributor in alaba who is an ibo man is complaining about how piracy is spoiling market they might just be another lagoon pirate
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by jamjay: 11:01am On Apr 10, 2015
Don't vote jimi agbaje if u want better lagos....I said my own .........Go see what fayose turn Ekiti to now. PDP with bad thinking

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Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by DaBullIT(m): 11:04am On Apr 10, 2015
Bants:


Go and sit down my friend if you are too sensitive what u doing on nairaland

Who is talking about sensitivity , You may think your catching fun , but people take jokes more than others can, i read 4 pages and i can tell you that some people are not joking, don't instigate violence or more hate in the country for sake of likes and quotes, be reasonable !
Re: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by MAYOWAAK: 11:04am On Apr 10, 2015
Politics and rechristening.
I heard Jimi Agbaje is now to be addressed as "JIMINWA AGBAJEZE".
All other documents valid.

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