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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by ugoezeik(m): 8:58am On Apr 11, 2015
Arysexy:
Don't worry We can still perform wonders in lagoon
I swear

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Onyejiuwaokoh: 8:58am On Apr 11, 2015
Obas disgracing themselves since 1800, the other one raped a female corper .

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by freetowns: 9:00am On Apr 11, 2015
softysparky:

Anom na lagoon hair salon, please hurry up nna.
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha. No be small lagoon hair salon. I love my Igbo people. grin grin grin

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Uniqueempress(f): 9:00am On Apr 11, 2015
angry tongue
MalcoImX:
Tinubu started all this problem, by starting to appoint them into his cabinet as commissioners. See now, they think they're stronger and are wrestling for positions with the indigenes.
undecided
MalcoImX:
Tinubu started all this problem, by starting to appoint them into his cabinet as commissioners. See now, they think they're stronger and are wrestling for positions with the indigenes.
Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by freetowns: 9:01am On Apr 11, 2015
Keegan:
Nzeogwe syndrome, mock all the way to destruction. O ma to ka loju yin!
What is this one saying? Can't u see they are joking as well? If the Oba can joke, then they Igbos should be allowed to joke! Loosen up oga

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Hemanwel(m): 9:02am On Apr 11, 2015
EggovinMma:
I think the yorubas on this thread getting all worked up should relax and enjoy the joke please. Now that we have turned the bitterness to laughter, una still no won laff. Relieve yourself please.I rather laugh at the joke than cry for the hate.
Bless you my sister!If it was the other major tribe the Oba directed the death threat at,by now human skulls would have littered Lagos streets.They would never have turned the bitterness to laughter.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by troy20(m): 9:03am On Apr 11, 2015
softysparky:

Oya nwanna achorom iga Lagoon shoprite grin
Ke adless gi na lagoon.ka m mele gi home delivaly baby.ke efe ichu grin

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Arysexy(m): 9:04am On Apr 11, 2015
freetowns:

What is this one saying? Can't u see they are joking as well? If the Oba can joke, then they Igbos should be allowed to joke! Loosen up oga

Allow him to die

They called oba's outburst joke but calls this joke mockery.

Thats d definition of pure hypocrisy

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Popemax(m): 9:05am On Apr 11, 2015
MalcoImX:
Tinubu started all this problem, by starting to appoint them into his cabinet as commissioners. See now, they think they're stronger and are wrestling for positions with the indigenes.
nwanna shut up there....keezi aka iji aru

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by agabaI23(m): 9:05am On Apr 11, 2015
softysparky:

Anom na lagoon hair salon, please hurry up nna.
O di mma a na m abia. Achoro m i wupu fuel na tank wunye ya mmiri. Maka ugboala m di lagoon complaint tongue

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Zuluzulu(m): 9:06am On Apr 11, 2015
I love my Igbo peeps mehn. You can't just beat dem into a corner & they remain dia....

Naija for all o jare!

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by swittyjenny(f): 9:07am On Apr 11, 2015
Lindseyrd:

I just hate the Ibos.Why can't they do this in Kano or Kaduna?Yorubas are too hospitable to a fault
Hospitable my foot, Yoruba my ass, just admit that you guys are jealous of the achievement of the igbos in Lagos hence this cruel, evil and idiotic utterance from your Oba

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Antivirus92(m): 9:07am On Apr 11, 2015
after drinking 8 bottles of orijin...d useless oba could not control his utterances

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Nobody: 9:07am On Apr 11, 2015
Lindseyrd:

Stupid progressives.Our niceness is being turned into weakness.I am sure they can't do the same in Kano or Kaduna with all their populations over there.We are just not the same with them.They have turned there place into PDP and we are progressive by nature.I am sure this would be an eye opener for the Yorubas.This is what you get for being hospitable.

Maybe he should have made the statement about the Hausas or Fulanis so he will know the difference between the Igbo and the Hausa clan. You are angry because we are not angry about the statement. We always finds something to make us happy in the midst of provocation since after the civil war. Your own case is different. You are the provocateur and still the provoked. Just try to find something that makes you happy about the Igbos and this hatred will melt away.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by stigman(m): 9:10am On Apr 11, 2015
MalcoImX:
Are you asking whose land Lagos is? I may not know, but it doesn't sound like Maxi Moses owns it.

You didn't answer my question, do u know that some of these Oba are not from nigeria or here, its no mans land, are u a tenant in ur villaga the answer is no, some of the touts u see collecting money don't even have house, the ones causing problem in Oshodi live under the bridge, all these people claming lagos check them very well, most of them are not from nigeria

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by kardinalz: 9:11am On Apr 11, 2015
victorels:


Maybe he should have made the statement about so you will know the difference between the Igbo and the Hausa clan. You are angry because we are not angry about the statement. We always finds something to make us happy in the midst of provocation since after the civil war. Your own case is different. You are the provocateur and still the provoked. Just try to find something that makes you happy about the Igbos and this hatred will melt away.
u wudnt hv said it any beta dear,dunno y some ppl r so pained.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Besto(m): 9:13am On Apr 11, 2015
ambo ooooo¡¡¡ ambo
Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by mekadinho(f): 9:14am On Apr 11, 2015
"picks call": Hello Chima, secure 2 plots for me when u reach lagoon oh... I wanna start another branch for my electronic spare parts.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by bettercreature(m): 9:17am On Apr 11, 2015
Battle of the owner for lagos is actually today,if agbaje wins that means igbo owns lagos

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by safarigirl(f): 9:18am On Apr 11, 2015
MalcoImX:
Tinubu started all this problem, by starting to appoint them into his cabinet as commissioners. See now, they think they're stronger and are wrestling for positions with the indigenes.
the only person struggling for positions with indigenes are you parasites.

Is Ambode from Lagos? What is an Ondo man looking for in Lagos Government house? Why should Ambode win Jimi the Lagosian? Can a Lagosian win anything in Ondo or even Tinubu's Osun?

I'm very sure you're not even a real Lagosian, just another gum body

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Amack(m): 9:18am On Apr 11, 2015
igbo and business, igbo man import containers of life Jackets.

Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Nobody: 9:18am On Apr 11, 2015
softysparky:

Anom na lagoon hair salon, please hurry up nna.

...I love this GREAT TRIBE... Unu di Oke..

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Nobody: 9:19am On Apr 11, 2015
Pamcrest:
I'm not Igbo but can I cross too? grin

It's a good thing that ndigbo is laughing over the unfortunate statement rather than rioting. Thank God for small mercies
My humble submission
Rioting? Lwtmb, go and riot na.
Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Nobody: 9:20am On Apr 11, 2015
Hmmm,yeeboos you guys are taking this too far.Make sure JK wins if not...your chances in lagos just got slimmer.This is how yeeboos always behave when they get to other peoples land,they tried this some times ago in Warri but we gave them the shock of their lives burning down their shops they had no were to go and they started begging...They are the most ethnically bigotted tribe in Nigeria and also the most politically irrelivand sets in Nigeria always trying to prove that they belong main while they are very political unstable and reckless, that is why the only time they had the opportunity of been the senate leader a lot of drammers unfolded such as two times impeachment of their leaders as the senate president.Even if JK wins your mistery just started.
Anyone that try to insult me ends up just confirming what I wrote,hmmmm I am edge and I say So...

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by tomzman: 9:20am On Apr 11, 2015
When a joke is taken too far, the joker becomes the joke. You guys are only making a fool of yourselves with this.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Emyogalanya: 9:21am On Apr 11, 2015
Breaking news panic in lagos, apc, as inec creates more polling units in all lagoons in lagos our reporters claim that a certain mazi moses with white beard was spotted around most of the lagoons so the children (sorry adults 18+) of israel (biafra) to pass through to thier units for accreditation and eventual voting insiders report that there will be a wedding at canan part of the lagoon so all biafrans are invited to come down with empty drums as stewards have been directed to drain the lagoon into the empty drums meanwhile special guest of honour Jesus the wine maker is been expected to arrive soon having been accredited in the jordan lagoon by john the baptist there has been a very large turnout of people over there are shouts of ppl excited at the arrival of someone special wait lets see who is she that comes as an army set in battle array from the house of joseph the carpenter
ENTER VIRGIN MARY the intercessor as the two gladitors set for a classic battle for the soul of lagos its sine missione

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by condralbede(m): 9:22am On Apr 11, 2015
softysparky:
Hahahhahahhahahahahhaha nwanne kaodibazia na Lagoon ooo.

Free bleeping things in the lagoon.
Lolz ...hope to meet you thr?am enjoying this lagoon festive.

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Nobody: 9:25am On Apr 11, 2015
Lindseyrd:

I just hate the Ibos.Why can't they do this in Kano or Kaduna?Yorubas are too hospitable to a fault
Illiterate fool, brainwashed go and die

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by kardinalz: 9:29am On Apr 11, 2015
edgeproduk:
Hmmm,yeeboos you guys are taking this too far.Make sure JK wins if not...your chances in lagos just got slimmer.This is how yeeboos always behave when they get to other peoples land,they tried this some times ago in Warri but we gave them the shock of their lives burning down their shops they had no were to go and they started begging...They are the most ethnically bigotted tribe in Nigeria and also the most politically irrelivand sets in Nigeria always trying to prove that they belong main while they are very political unstable and reckless, that is why the only time they had the opportunity of been the senate leader a lot of drammers unfolded such as two times impeachment of their leaders as the senate president.Even if JK wins your mistery just started.
Anyone that try to insult me ends up just confirming what I wrote,hmmmm I am edge and I say So...
wotz is dis one saying? lipsrsealed
edgeproduk:
Hmmm,yeeboos you guys are taking this too far.Make sure JK wins if not...your chances in lagos just got slimmer.This is how yeeboos always behave when they get to other peoples land,they tried this some times ago in Warri but we gave them the shock of their lives burning down their shops they had no were to go and they started begging...They are the most ethnically bigotted tribe in Nigeria and also the most politically irrelivand sets in Nigeria always trying to prove that they belong main while they are very political unstable and reckless, that is why the only time they had the opportunity of been the senate leader a lot of drammers unfolded such as two times impeachment of their leaders as the senate president.Even if JK wins your mistery just started.
Anyone that try to insult me ends up just confirming what I wrote,hmmmm I am edge and I say So...
wotz is dis one saying?

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Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by Setaje(f): 9:30am On Apr 11, 2015
When two family people are fighting it is in the best interest of an outsider to be diplomatic and not take sides. Cus when both of them settles. U will be the next target. It's even worse when the outsider takes sides wiv the d loosing team.

This has only brought awareness. I no a lot will happen after elections.

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