Now that there is Peace in the House, Alerts will Start Flowing starting with Union Bank, followed by UBA and others

dexpee4life:
Now that there is Peace in the House, Alerts will Start Flowing starting with Union Bank, followed by UBA and others

Lol! But am surprised that first bank paid early. Kai! My darling Ecobank;wata gwan! Let's just wait till 4 o'clock.

Tekzyflex:


Lol! No near joy ooo.....nah my woman be that ooo. I carry God name beg u jst leave this one for me.

hahaha..y u no talk since na..kk..u're d boss.lemme respect ur wish..lolols...
on alerts..na wa oh..sum guys without fear of God jux dey do us longer throat say govt add 10k..me cum api finish dey begin dance shoki shoki..nt knowin dat a dime was'nt added..its well sha

gold360:
hahaha..y u no talk since na..kk..u're d boss.lemme respect ur wish..lolols...
on alerts..na wa oh..sum guys without fear of God jux dey do us longer throat say govt add 10k..me cum api finish dey begin dance shoki shoki..nt knowin dat a dime was'nt added..its well sha

those are the false prophets of our generation.

Jst heard IBTC has paid......can anyone confirm.

Stanbic ibtc alert received ppsb double plus 11k extra

juicyinn:
Stanbic ibtc alert received ppsb double plus 11k extra

11k extra?..,pls is dz exclusive to only ppsb teachers?

tot stanbic and 1st Zenith was paid 11k extra during dia 1st arrears?? Y again dis time n odaz have not even seen d moni?

[quote author=gold360 post=32722300]11k extra?..,pls is dz exclusive to only ppsb teachers?[QUÈSTIONAIRE.]

gold360:
11k extra?..,pls is dz exclusive to only ppsb teachers?

yes ....is an Exclusive Right

gold360:
11k extra?..,pls is dz exclusive to only ppsb teachers?

yes ....is an Exclusive Right!

Confirmeto!!! STANBIC IBTC has paid

Onlyhandsome:
tot stanbic and 1st Zenith was paid 11k extra during dia 1st arrears?? Y again dis time n odaz have not even seen d moni?

mydear dz is beyond injustice..it seems lyk animal farm..SUM TEACHERS ARE MORE EQUAL DAN D ODAS....not cool @ all

@Tekzy and Gold360. Abeg make ona no make me delete my alert sms cos am blushing already.

If lazy stanbic has paid, I wonder what fcmb is waiting for.

gold360:
mydear dz is beyond injustice..it seems lyk animal farm..SUM TEACHERS ARE MORE EQUAL DAN D ODAS....not cool @ all

Don't worry just be patient...

FCMB abeg make us smile o

juicyinn:
Stanbic ibtc alert received ppsb double plus 11k extra

ummm nice. expecting mine soon.

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joyblinks:
@Tekzy and Gold360. Abeg make ona no make me delete my alert sms cos am blushing already.

If lazy stanbic has paid, I wonder what fcmb is waiting for.

Joyblinks, how dare you call my darling STANBIC lazy? Mtcheeeeew... You no be my babe again

Cruize306:


Joyblinks, how dare you call my darling STANBIC lazy? Mtcheeeeew... You no be my babe again

So because them manage pay you early this month u don disbabe me. Chai. Issorite. Meanwhile make I no find you on sat o.

Union bank, we r expecting ur alert.

End never shall wonder; it amazes me to see banks like IBTC,Firstbank paying so early.....the alert will start flowing. Everyone in the house should just keep calm.

UBA I never see alert but na God win, Nyesom Wike go pay all our arrears na God win, him go increase our salary na God win na God win God win o

Tekzyflex:
End never shall wonder; it amazes me to see banks like IBTC,Firstbank paying so early.....the alert will start flowing. Everyone in the house should just keep calm.

. 4 how long?

waliezi:
. 4 how long?

U don see am nah!

Tekzyflex:
End never shall wonder; it amazes me to see banks like IBTC,Firstbank paying so early.....the alert will start flowing. Everyone in the house should just keep calm.

If una make us vex we go pay b4 Zenith next month ooh... Make none of una challenge my bank

Cruize306:


If una make us vex we go pay b4 Zenith next month ooh... Make none of una challenge my bank

Lol! My broda I jst tire. Jst imagine wen u dey expect alert den MTN begin buzz u with their useless messages.

We know about Newton's laws but
here are some others also known as
Murphy's Laws which you haven't
studied in school:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she
says 'I'll get ready in 5 minutes' is
exactly equal to the time taken by
husband when he says 'I'll cal you in
5 minutes'
Law of Queue :
If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now
Law of Telephone :
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy tone
Law of mechanical repair :
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch
Law of the workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner
Law of bathroom :
When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone begins to ring
Law of encounters :
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be
seen with
Law of the results :
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will
Law of bio mechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach
Law of theater :
People with the seats at the farthest
from the entry arrive last
Law of coffee :
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the
coffee is cold
Law of proposals :
After accepting a proposal you will
get a better one

gold360:
We know about Newton's laws but
here are some others also known as
Murphy's Laws which you haven't
studied in school:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she
says 'I'll get ready in 5 minutes' is
exactly equal to the time taken by
husband when he says 'I'll cal you in
5 minutes'
Law of Queue :
If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now
Law of Telephone :
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy tone
Law of mechanical repair :
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch
Law of the workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner
Law of bathroom :
When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone begins to ring
Law of encounters :
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be
seen with
Law of the results :
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will
Law of bio mechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach
Law of theater :
People with the seats at the farthest
from the entry arrive last
Law of coffee :
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the
coffee is cold
Law of proposals :
After accepting a proposal you will
get a better one

why all this rhetorics when all we want to see is alert..... pfft....

PaulThor:


why all this rhetorics when all we want to see is alert..... pfft....

Am telling U..... Don't know what is really happening. Let's still hope that alert will come.

The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be
seen with
Law of the results :
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't

and So..............

Any News about FAAC.or FEC

Cash Shortage Hits Banks, Overnight
Lending Rate Jumps
by Adesiji77: 9:45am
Overnight lending rate jumped to 78.5 per cent
on Tuesday, up from 60 per cent on Monday,
statistics from the FMDQ OTC showed
The increase came two days after the Central
Bank of Nigeria debited banks about N72bn to
enforce its Cash Reserve Requirements policy.
The development has triggered a surge in
demand for funds on the interbank market,
according to financial market dealers.
The CBN requires banks to set aside 75 per
cent of public sector and 15 per cent of private
sector deposits in cash in their respective
accounts with the central bank.
Data from the FMDQ showed that overnight
lending rate stood at 27 per cent on Friday
before the CBN withdrew the funds.
Traders said that the liquidity shortage was
compounded by lack of cash flow to the
banking system because there were no Treasury
bills maturing during the past week.
An analyst at Ecobank Nigeria, Mr. Kunle
Ezun, said the increase in overnight lending rate
was a reflection of the market, adding that the
recent cash withdrawal by the CBN had led to
liquidity squeeze in the market.
He, however, said the situation might change in
coming days as payment for maturing treasury
bills would pump liquidity into the market.
http://www.punchng.com/business/money/cash-
shortage-hits-banks-overnight-lending-rate-
jumps/
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