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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 11:39pm On Apr 20, 2015
plaetton:

I would have thought that shame would have killed you by Now, or at the least, restrained you from further making a fool of your self on this public forum.

After shamelessly lying about Bernard Shaw, you are still here blabbling like a drunken parot.
undecided

I don't feel ashamed dullard why, because you are what I just labelled you. One I didn't come up with the post. Two, is the bernard that died at 96 or thereabout the only bernard shaw on earth Who should be ashamed now.. You foools(lord forgive me) don't think before you think. You are so annoying. Use your brain more and fingers less!!!!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


Lmfao!!! Rotfl!!!!! You searched that What I was saying is that " if you didn't know what the baa of sheep is" then we can't talk about animal deaths." Which in other words means if you don't know know what an animal says when it makes the **baa baa** souund or when a lion roars don't ask me about their death. You grab??

Why wouldn't I, when you were not explicit enough. So men know the reason for their deaths, because they understand each other? We should do the thinking for animals, because we rule them. So i ask once more: why do bad things happen to animals that has not offended your god?

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 12:07am On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


I don't feel ashamed dullard why, because you are what I just labelled you. One I didn't come up with the post. Two, is the bernard that died at 96 or thereabout the only bernard shaw on earth Who should be ashamed now.. You foools(lord forgive me) don't think before you think. You are so annoying. Use your brain more and fingers less!!!!
Big laugh, cheesy
So You didn't know who Bernard Shaw was, before rushing off, in your usual buffoonery, to write things about him

Who is the buffoon here?
undecided

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 2:14am On Apr 21, 2015
plaetton:

Big laugh, cheesy
So You didn't know who Bernard Shaw was, before rushing off, in your usual buffoonery, to write things about him

Who is the buffoon here?
undecided

No you are too dumb!!! Can you read? What if whoever came up with that was referring to another bernard shaw. Is he the only bernard shaw. Stop quoting me please I hate conversating with dull people. You are a dim-wit
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 2:18am On Apr 21, 2015
theAtheist101:


Why wouldn't I, when you were not explicit enough. So men know the reason for their deaths, because they understand each other? We should do the thinking for animals, because we rule them. So i ask once more: why do bad things happen to animals that has not offended your god?

You are over them so you should do the thinking for them?? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why don't you ask a male goat why it impregnates his mother, or a pig why it rolls in the mud. You folks ask the darndest things bye bye stop quoting me pls.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 2:26am On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


You are over them so you should do the thinking for them?? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why don't you ask a male goat why it impregnates his mother, or a pig why it rolls in the mud. You folks ask the darndest things bye bye stop quoting me pls.

Bye to you. But you should learn how to argue. You don't have to abuse to get your point across. It shows how insecure you are about your points. At least learn this from me.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 2:28am On Apr 21, 2015
theAtheist101:


Bye to you. But you should learn how to argue. You don't have to abuse to get your point across. It shows how unsecured you are about your points. At least learn this from me.

I didn't abuse you I said what it was,"the dumbest question ever". And its *insecure*.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 2:31am On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


I didn't abuse you I said what it was,"the dumbest question ever". And its *insecure*.

Have corrected it, it was my phone's dictionary.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 2:34am On Apr 21, 2015
theAtheist101:


Have corrected it, it was my phone's dictionary.

I hate it when that happens lol
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 4:27am On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


No you are too dumb!!! Can you read? What if whoever came up with that was referring to another bernard shaw. Is he the only bernard shaw. Stop quoting me please I hate conversating with dull people. You are a dim-wit

Only a dim-wit would boldly put something He Does Not Understand in a public forum, as a basis to push his already dim-witted worldview.

Funny enough, that point is still something your very very dim wit still cannot even grasp.

Gosh!
This one is sooooooo dumb.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 7:47am On Apr 21, 2015
smokers are liable to die young. whether it was Bernard Shaw or Luke shaw that died, it doesn't change anything.

but honestly, if you want to convince people to join your religion, preach love and prosperity. not fear and wickedness.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 9:26am On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


What you dumb bleeps don't know is it is nt everyone that calls on God truly worships him. I aint gon reply y'all no more cos you are all just like chimps to me with the way you talk. The female nigerian pastor that died if you have eyes pls go and check out the way she dresses beffore she died. Tope alabi's father in the lord died some years ago,,, days later 'ifa priests came to lay claim on his body"

A very sound American female preacher the other day confessed to have been doint the lesbian thing and that she has been practicing secretly. Now if she died before she revealed that you and ur dull family of atheists will come here and say God is unfair. Mtchewww Bleep you all. We'll see where our paths leads to.

So you are saying you personally serve the true so anything bad can't happen to you,

You are saying bad things happen to people with the bad god or the bad message right?

If yes, check into a mental institution

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 9:48am On Apr 21, 2015
You see, the problem with you guys is that you claim your god is a merciful, loving god whereas he is a psychotic bastard. He is an insecure sociopath that loves killing people, he loves blood so much he send his beloved son to die for sins through a cross (not only does it sounds absurd, it is gory and horror and this is christianity).

Now back to your claims, all these claims are wrong and a product of bad reasoning.

Correlation is not cause and effect, because someone said something about god doesn't mean that's why the person died.

And if that's the case, I was right about your god, he is really a psychotic bastard,

God can show he is god by sinking titanic but can't cure a child with cancer on sick bed with his/her parents in church praying to god for cure.

God can show Marilyn Monroe he is fearful just because she said what was on her mind when she was depressed, But God so insecure found that insulting to his personality and next day killed her.
To me, God is having some psychological problems. He needs to be treated.

God did all these things, but can't help christians killed by ISIS and terrorist daily, can't solve natural disasters, he leaves people to die in earthquake, children to starve here in africa.

Not that all these stories are wrong, if any christians would want to ascribe their god doing to this,

-that person must be Jeffery Dahmer or another Psychopath, and that's the problem about religion, it makes the gory, absurd looks pleasant in the face of the religious.

What about people like Bill Maher, George Carlin, Louis C.K, Ricky Gervais and others that makes fun of God, why didn't god do anything to them? Is he keeping them for hell fire or what? Or does he want to convert them later?

People like misogynist2014 and others, judging from his username, you'd know he is just another pathetic human being that loves to see another human being die or see something bad happen to them, I forgot, they are called Psychopaths.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:03am On Apr 21, 2015
Peterken05:


So you are saying you personally serve the true so anything bad can't happen to you,

You are saying bad things happen to people with the bad god or the bad message right?

If yes, check into a mental institution

I wasn't saying that so you and your family members should check into one!!!!!!!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:08am On Apr 21, 2015
plaetton:


Only a dim-wit would boldly put something He Does Not Understand in a public forum, as a basis to push his already dim-witted worldview.

Funny enough, that point is still something your very very dim wit still cannot even grasp.

Gosh!
This one is sooooooo dumb.

Sorry what is there to understand in the fact that it could have been any other bernard shaw. Lord!!!! I can't believe you are living.

Eh! I can't grasp that? Who am I? Your mother?!


Dude stop quoting me don't mke me say things you and I'll regret.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Misogynist2014(m): 10:20am On Apr 21, 2015
Peterken05:
You see, the problem with you guys is that you claim your god is a merciful, loving god whereas he is a psychotic bastard. He is an insecure sociopath that loves killing people, he loves blood so much he send his beloved son to die for sins through a cross (not only does it sounds absurd, it is gory and horror and this is christianity).

Now back to your claims, all these claims are wrong and a product of bad reasoning.

Correlation is not cause and effect, because someone said something about god doesn't mean that's why the person died.

And if that's the case, I was right about your god, he is really a psychotic bastard,

God can show he is god by sinking titanic but can't cure a child with cancer on sick bed with his/her parents in church praying to god for cure.

God can show Marilyn Monroe he is fearful just because she said what was on her mind when she was depressed, But God so insecure found that insulting to his personality and next day killed her.
To me, God is having some psychological problems. He needs to be treated.

God did all these things, but can't help christians killed by ISIS and terrorist daily, can't solve natural disasters, he leaves people to die in earthquake, children to starve here in africa.

Not that all these stories are wrong, if any christians would want to ascribe their god doing to this,

-that person must be Jeffery Dahmer or another Psychopath, and that's the problem about religion, it makes the gory, absurd looks pleasant in the face of the religious.

What about people like Bill Maher, George Carlin, Louis C.K, Ricky Gervais and others that makes fun of God, why didn't god do anything to them? Is he keeping them for hell fire or what? Or does he want to convert them later?

People like misogynist2014 and others, judging from his username, you'd know he is just another pathetic human being that loves to see another human being die or see something bad happen to them, I forgot, they are called Psychopaths.
Observing the tone of this write up (which is gloomy), I find it true you have a lot of issues, espectially with God, but that does not give you right to character assasination. If you want a chat, I'll grant one, but this is of no necessity. Ruminate on this precious verses from the pure and true KJV Bible.
Whom, though I were righteous,yet would I not answer,but I would make supplication to my judge. ◄Job 9:15 ► Though Job thought he's pure, he never judged in the absence of God, he wanted to hear His part of the story. That's wise, isn't it? Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. ◄1 Corinthians 1:25 ►
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 12:29pm On Apr 21, 2015
Peterken05:


God can show he is god by sinking titanic but can't cure a child with cancer on sick bed with his/her parents in church praying to god for cure.


God did all these things, but can't help christians killed by ISIS and terrorist daily, can't solve natural disasters, he leaves people to die in earthquake, children to starve here in africa.



this totally broke my heart. I hope God is watching and reading this(if He truly exists).....

God oya Show Thy self or consider me gone!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 2:48pm On Apr 21, 2015
Esdb3:


I wasn't saying that so you and your family members should check into one!!!!!!!

You weren't saying that, so case closed. Sorry for the ad hominem.

Me and my family? Ok. Thanks

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 3:06pm On Apr 21, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Observing the tone of this write up (which is gloomy), I find it true you have a lot of issues, espectially with God, but that does not give you right to character assasination. If you want a chat, I'll grant one, but this is of no necessity. Ruminate on this precious verses from the pure and true KJV Bible.
Whom, though I were righteous,yet would I not answer,but I would make supplication to my judge. ◄Job 9:15 ► Though Job thought he's pure, he never judged in the absence of God, he wanted to hear His part of the story. That's wise, isn't it? Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. ◄1 Corinthians 1:25 ►

You can't convince me by quoting bible verses to me especially the good ones,
Out of all the killings in the bible, the devil was responsible for only Jobs which God gave him the permission to do so.
Will that kind of story change my mind? No

I don't have any personal 'issues' with god, I don't think that kind of god exist, so I don't think he's responsible for any of that, humans made that up.

Gods are just reflection of people who made them, sexist, homophobic and violent.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 3:20pm On Apr 21, 2015
Stopped reading when George Bernard Shaw was said to have died at 32. He was over 90 when he died; and it was NOT of lung cancer. I have read his biography.

Oh well. You are not adjudged a sinner... (ref; Romans 3:7).
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by lepasharon(f): 3:57pm On Apr 21, 2015
Rubbish...thesr are mere coincidences
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by finofaya: 4:11pm On Apr 21, 2015
Abuamam:
Stopped reading when George Bernard Shaw was said to have died at 32. He was over 90 when he died; and it was NOT of lung cancer. I have read his biography.

Oh well. You are not adjudged a sinner... (ref; Romans 3:7).

Apparently it's not that Bernard Shaw. It's another one that even the OP isn't sure ever lived.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2015
This thread can be summed up as "God is an all-powerful, narcissistic bully that murders random people who are already likely to die eg 94 year old smokers, depressed celebs, alcoholics and drunk drivers."

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Misogynist2014(m): 6:55pm On Apr 21, 2015
Peterken05:


You can't convince me by quoting bible verses to me especially the good ones,
Out of all the killings in the bible, the devil was responsible for only Jobs which God gave him the permission to do so.
Will that kind of story change my mind? No

I don't have any personal 'issues' with god, I don't think that kind of god exist, so I don't think he's responsible for any of that, humans made that up.

Gods are just reflection of people who made them, sexist, homophobic and violent.
IT IS EITHER YOU PRETEND AS IF THERE IS GOD AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT, OR ASSERT HE DOESN'T EXIST AND QUIT ARGUMENT.
1) LUCIFER WAS NOT SATAN IN THE BOOK OF JOB, SATAN ONLY MEANS 'IN OPPOSITION TO'
2) YOU HAVE WHAT YOUR MORALITY IS BASED ON, I HAVE MINE, SO WE MAY DEFER IN WHAT'S JUSTIFIABLE AND WHAT IS NOT.
3) SEXIST LIKE : ' Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the
church, and gave himself for it;'
' Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.'
4) Homosexuality shouldn't be discussed, it's illegal here, God hates, so do I. However, we are in the era of grace.
5) I will hear what God the LORD will speak: for he will speak
peace unto his people, and to his saints: but let them not
turn again to folly.

6) Imagine after raping a lady, you apologize, and she forgave you, would you be happy with yourself? But after then, she visits you everyday and even died donating her kidney, that her rapist may live. What great love is that!
That's the love of God, though we hated Him, He loved and prayed for us. He came and felt what we feel as man feel, He preached love, but we gave Him the most brutal of death. However, He is alive today, shouting at the top of His voice, that we should receive Him, so that He can forgive our sins and we reign together with Him as the Sons of God. What a Great Love!

1 Corinthians 13 New English Translation (NET Bible) The Way of Love 13 If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but I do not have love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 And if I have prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith so that I can remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. 3 If I give away everything I own, and if I give over my body in order to boast, but do not have love, I receive no benefit. 4 Love is patient, love is kind, it is not envious. Love does not brag, it is not puffed up. 5 It is not rude, it is not self- serving, it is not easily angered or resentful. 6 It is not glad about injustice, but rejoices in the truth. 7 It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 Love never ends. But if there are prophecies, they will be set aside; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be set aside. 9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part, 10 but when what is perfect comes, the partial will be set aside. 11 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. But when I became an adult, I set aside childish ways. 12 For now we see in a mirror indirectly, but then we will see face to face. Now I know in part, but then I will know fully, just as I have been fully known. 13 And now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:29am On Apr 22, 2015
Peterken05:
You see, the problem with you guys is that you claim your god is a merciful, loving god whereas he is a psychotic bastard. He is an insecure sociopath that loves killing people, he loves blood so much he send his beloved son to die for sins through a cross (not only does it sounds absurd, it is gory and horror and this is christianity).

Now back to your claims, all these claims are wrong and a product of bad reasoning.

Correlation is not cause and effect, because someone said something about god doesn't mean that's why the person died.

And if that's the case, I was right about your god, he is really a psychotic bastard,

God can show he is god by sinking titanic but can't cure a child with cancer on sick bed with his/her parents in church praying to god for cure.

God can show Marilyn Monroe he is fearful just because she said what was on her mind when she was depressed, But God so insecure found that insulting to his personality and next day killed her.
To me, God is having some psychological problems. He needs to be treated.



The nerve on this one. There are somethings humans just do not meddle in. I pray he teaches you that soon. I pray he does.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 22, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Observing the tone of this write up (which is gloomy), I find it true you have a lot of issues, espectially with God, but that does not give you right to character assasination. If you want a chat, I'll grant one, but this is of no necessity. Ruminate on this precious verses from the pure and true KJV Bible.
Whom, though I were righteous,yet would I not answer,but I would make supplication to my judge. ◄Job 9:15 ► Though Job thought he's pure, he never judged in the absence of God, he wanted to hear His part of the story. That's wise, isn't it? Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. ◄1 Corinthians 1:25 ►

Why argue this way? You know he cares less about your book.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by davidedmorn: 10:01am On Apr 23, 2015
Christ ascended to prepare a place for those who believe in Him in heaven. Jesus is our forerunner. This gives us certainty of everlasting life.
bible scriptures message
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 11:53am On Apr 23, 2015
davidedmorn:
Christ ascended to prepare a place for those who believe in Him in heaven. Jesus is our forerunner. This gives us certainty of everlasting life.
bible scriptures message

Then what are you still doing here on earth. Just go already yourself to meet christ.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by KGBEAST(m): 7:04pm On Apr 23, 2015
Esdb3:
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'





He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER
Liar Bernard Shaw died in his eighties, use google next time you want to lie about someone.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:54pm On Apr 23, 2015
KGBEAST:

Liar Bernard Shaw died in his eighties, use google next time you want to lie about someone.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

Fool is it only one Bernard Shaw we have on earth?

That bernard shaw died of kidney failure, this one died of lung cancer how is it the same?
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:57pm On Apr 23, 2015
johnydon22:
bernard shaw died at 32? hahahahahahaha this shows the lies and the extent y'all will go to concort lies for you stupendous beliefs...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

everything on the op is just some old fabricated lies we have seen manyvyears ago..

Fool is it only one Bernard Shaw we have on earth?

That bernard shaw died of kidney failure, this one died of lung cancer how is it the same?
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2015
johnydon22:
bernard shaw died at 32? hahahahahahaha this shows the lies and the extent y'all will go to concort lies for you stupendous beliefs...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

everything on the op is just some old fabricated lies we have seen manyvyears ago..

Fool is it only one Bernard Shaw we have on earth?

That bernard shaw died of kidney failure, this one died of lung cancer how is it the same? Don't quote me please, you are just too dull you and plaetton whatever the bitch's name is.

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