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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by GIYAZZ(m): 10:56pm On Apr 24, 2015
That's not a house. It's a DSTV dealershop.

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by fergieboy: 10:58pm On Apr 24, 2015
some are just there

no money for sub

Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by kcynho(m): 10:58pm On Apr 24, 2015
I BET THOSE DISHES WOULD BE TAPPING FROM EACH OTHER

TRUST ME IF I WERE TO LIVE THERE ,I GO JUST GO BUY DISH PAN PUT,EVEN IF ITS NOT CONNECTED,

HABA!!! NAH ONLY ME GO DEY WITHOUT PAN?

Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by ritzytbabs(m): 11:00pm On Apr 24, 2015
Hmmmmm...one would have mistaken that compound for a NASA comm site, naija i hail thee!!!

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by pofolo(m): 11:01pm On Apr 24, 2015
When I saw the heading, my mind went straight to this picture even before opening the thread.
For the sake of our non-fta incline peeps, less than 4 of the dishes in that compound is for dstv. That dstv is written on a dish does not mean its used to watch dstv. Majority are for free to air satelites that does not requires any subscribtion.
People living in that house are free from claws of dstv enslavement, they a free !, using free to air. The conglomerate is as a result of the position of the house, and where faces the EAST.tv
I have 6 dishes in my house for about 13 different satelite positions and watch over 200 channels for free and the last time I paid subscribtion for pay tv was once in over 48 months.
Viva fta

In fta pallance it is called ASAS !!!.

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:03pm On Apr 24, 2015
This is a good one though. grin cheesy

Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:04pm On Apr 24, 2015
teamb:
In a society where having a DSTV is still seen as a sign of affluence, here you have a house that boasts of over 15 DSTV dishes.
90% of those dishes are strong
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by thegideon(m): 11:04pm On Apr 24, 2015
Now, imagine d numbers of generators wey go dey dis kind house.
This shows d height of disunity and lack of love in dis country,especially among neighbors.
Many of dem no go dey subscribe o, but sake of say in own dish dey outside too,e go dey happy.
Whereas with a single decoder and probably just two dishes if u want all sports channels,dey could all combine money,connect wire to all d rooms,and have access to all DSTV Channels together,then rotating d monthly subscription fees per room or per flat.
There's a great lesson 4 all of us in dis. 'Ai koworin ejo lo seku pa won' as d yorubas will say. Imagine all d States in America not coming together,can we have d UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that we all jealous of today?
Seriously, there's a Grand Divine plan 4 Igbos, Yorubas,Hausas and Others to be in the same geographical location,trust me we can be stronger together than USA.

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by baybeeboi: 11:06pm On Apr 24, 2015
Missing puppies?
Call 07033565180 for claim of ownership

Nneka123:
Quick Question: Why is your Face looking squashed?

I expect a simple answer, not some grammar blown out of the ass.



TheSonOfMark:




Quick questions: Why should you , a transgender, be trolling? And why is your face smeared with EMULSION PAINT?


I expect a well-articulated reply and not the unintelligent, simpleton-like replies you're known for.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by folahann(m): 11:07pm On Apr 24, 2015
Not all those dishes could be dstv though because of frequency issues. You see not all those dishes are facing the same way.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by BabaO2: 11:07pm On Apr 24, 2015
Orijin101:
And parents from that kinda house will start complaining that their children are dull! please, why won't the children be dull
Hey smart dull man!,Pls what should the parents do to alleviate this situation?, To share antenana? or not to own one at all?

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by charlsecy(m): 11:11pm On Apr 24, 2015
I wonder why 1-storey building need all the dishes. Perhaps, more than one tenant shares a flat.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by elbinmanny(m): 11:17pm On Apr 24, 2015
Na house wey seun rent for himself and all nairaland mods cheesy

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by ManTiger(m): 11:18pm On Apr 24, 2015
Reading the conversation between "SonOfMark" and Nneka123 is like watching a live match between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacciao, Na God I take beg u, pls continue...

I dey enjoy am. *blushing*

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by ManTiger(m): 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
thegideon:
Now, imagine d numbers of generators wey go dey dis kind house.
This shows d height of disunity and lack of love in dis country,especially among neighbors.
Many of dem no go dey subscribe o, but sake of say in own dish dey outside too,e go dey happy.
Whereas with a single decoder and probably just two dishes if u want all sports channels,dey could all combine money,connect wire to all d rooms,and have access to all DSTV Channels together,then rotating d monthly subscription fees per room or per flat.
There's a great lesson 4 all of us in dis. 'Ai koworin ejo lo seku pa won' as d yorubas will say. Imagine all d States in America not coming together,can we have d UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that we all jealous of today?
Seriously, there's a Grand Divine plan 4 Igbos, Yorubas,Hausas and Others to be in the same geographical location,trust me we can be stronger together than USA.
Spot on bro.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by luggy(m): 11:21pm On Apr 24, 2015
this is funnny , it is 18DSTV, not 15
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Bifwoli: 11:27pm On Apr 24, 2015
Iamsynord:
The money he used to buy all these he could have used it to renovate the Already fading house angry
Lol,its a bad trait of us black folks-we love to invest in things with negative return like fancy clothes, fancy cars, expensive rims etc.

Here in America they say poor households invest in big TV's while rich households invest in a bigger home library.

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by juniormusa(m): 11:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
Nneka123:
sad
chaii nne ur beauty no be here.. cheesy
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
luggy:
this is funnny , it is 18DSTV, not 15
op said OVER 15 and not just 15...try sip your MC dowels well
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by deolu2000(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
Is it every dish mounted on the wall that is DSTV? Abeg jare,diz ar strong that runs on sim cards and data and i bet you non off these pangolo is working,
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by amsoslim(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
Nneka123:
Quick Question: Why is your Face looking squashed?

I expect a simple answer, not some grammar blown out of the ass.
nl una no go kill pason fr diz lyf. I swear any pason wre wan commit suicide no no how to go abt am mak him jus join NL comments like dis go d pason laf till him belle burst den him go die. Choi!!!
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by juniormusa(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
imbless:
maybe u should say that to ur father
grin grin ;Dguy u wicked oh
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:34pm On Apr 24, 2015
falconey:


bros they no wan miss any episode of MARRIED AGAIN and LAALI cool
bros ur head dey there
those film na die
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:34pm On Apr 24, 2015
may3:
15?.....am I d only one that counted up to 17 here
Note: he said OVER

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Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Imamlukman: 11:35pm On Apr 24, 2015
Merlissa:
Now that DSTV is ripping us, what happens
I don't just understand me that dstv is ripping us
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by vjsmiles: 11:43pm On Apr 24, 2015
Nneka123:
Quick Question: Why is your Face looking squashed?

I expect a simple answer, not some grammar blown out of the ass.

Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by thegideon(m): 11:43pm On Apr 24, 2015
Bifwoli:

Lol,its a bad trait of us black folks-we love to invest in things with negative return like fancy clothes, fancy cars, expensive rims etc.

Here in America they say poor households invest in big TV's while rich households invest in a bigger home library.
Cos the rich knows knowledge,which u can get tru intensive reading,is d only tin dat can help dem stay rich.
And no more interested in fancy tins dey already have which d poor wil kip aspiring 2 have.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by lavenjcrown(m): 11:44pm On Apr 24, 2015
i no fit laff.
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:45pm On Apr 24, 2015
Even dstv head quarters no get dish reach this house
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by mattkelly: 11:50pm On Apr 24, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Whose house is that.

That is Seun's house grin
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by lordmario(m): 11:53pm On Apr 24, 2015
It is either NASA is using dat house as its base station or that's DSTV mini office.... Kilode!!!!!!!
Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by Nobody: 11:53pm On Apr 24, 2015
Nneka123:
sad
.
.
Ion like ur nose.... It's kinda terrible and doesn't fit ur facial beauty!.... I hate girls with flat nose! Yeeack!

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