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How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 12:22pm On Apr 25, 2015
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . grin **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do grin**

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 12:26pm On Apr 25, 2015
I just wasted my meager Mb. @Op do well next time.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 12:34pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
I just wasted my meager Mb. @Op do well next time.

Can you disprove my claim undecided
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 12:54pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . grin **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do grin**

Your version is far better than what we read in those religious books. Very soon, you would start having some "mumu-s" worshiping you. What is left of you is sticking to your tale! Never, ever change it, even when a better logical explanation comes your way.

All the best in starting your "spiritual" empire, god Johnydon22.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 1:17pm On Apr 25, 2015
theAtheist101:


Your version is far better than what we read in those religious books. Very soon, you would start having some "mumu-s" worshiping you. What is left of you is sticking to your tale! Never, ever change it, even when a better logical explanation comes your way.

All the best in starting your "spiritual" empire, god Johnydon22.

Yes my son, eeeeeeehm remember to pray for me today to give u ur daily bread while thousands of kids die is somalia out of famine and starvation.

Please i will need some help writing my owm holy book grin

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:


Yes my son, eeeeeeehm remember to pray for me today to give u ur daily bread while thousands of kids die is somalia out of famine and starvation.

Please i will need some help writing my owm holy book grin

Who cares about Somalia? You love Nigeria, right? So to "hell" with all other countries! And please always justify our wrong deeds.

The book is nothing! We just need to copy, edit, and paste other people mythological works. We would even include present scientific findings in it!

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 1:35pm On Apr 25, 2015
theAtheist101:


Who cares about Somalia? You love Nigeria, right? So to "hell" with all other countries! And please always justify our wrong deeds.

The book is nothing! We just need to copy, edit, and paste other people mythological works. We would even include present scientific findings in it!

Hehehehehehe yes you are right my son, let me go copy and paste mesopotamian, sumerian, ugarik, egyptian and helenistic age mythology. . am sure it will be super cool. . .

grin
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 1:40pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:


Can you disprove my claim undecided
Disproving ur claim will be a total waste of time nd energy. The existence of God is not subject to argument, arguing on it like I used to do amount to Nothing. Just a supernatural miracle will clear ur doubts and I pray u experience it soonest.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 1:40pm On Apr 25, 2015
hahahaha! grin the almighty johnydon22, alpha and omega! the one and only true god!

when are you sending your son to die for us? grin

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Rilwayne001: 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2015
Smh.
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 1:52pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:


Hehehehehehe yes you are right my son, let me go copy and paste mesopotamian, sumerian, ugarik, egyptian and helenistic age mythology. . am sure it will be super cool. . .

grin

You forgot scientific finds! That is how things are done at present. All those funny spiritual movements also did it, why not us?

Don't forget I would be the person thinking for you!
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by kay1one2(m): 1:56pm On Apr 25, 2015
Someone has skipped their medications today! sad

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 2:52pm On Apr 25, 2015
theAtheist101:


You forgot scientific finds! That is how things are done at present. All those funny spiritual movements also did it, why not us?

Don't forget I would be the person thinking for you!

Aaaah forget the scientific findings jooor, in fact do not agree with any scientific study that contradicts ur belief in me, if you do, you are a sinner angry . . .

And i will punish your a$$ by burning you forever but yet am love wink
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2015
MrPresident:
hahahaha! grin the almighty johnydon22, alpha and omega! the one and only true god!

when are you sending your son to die for us? grin

Uuhm he's already on his way. . eeehm maybe his stuck on a traffic jam or something

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 2:54pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
Disproving ur claim will be a total waste of time nd energy. The existence of God is not subject to argument, arguing on it like I used to do amount to Nothing. Just a supernatural miracle will clear ur doubts and I pray u experience it soonest.

But am God naa and i exist, so who is arguing. . . am saying you cant disprove am not the God that created the universe smiley
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 3:05pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:


Aaaah forget the scientific findings jooor, in fact do not agree with any scientific study that contradicts ur belief in me, if you do, you are a sinner angry . . .

And i will punish your a$$ by burning you forever but yet am love wink

Okay! You mean there are two studies in life -- your study, and a less significant scientific study. Hmm! Wise one!

Oh, no! Am very sorry for doubting your words. Please don't burn my ass in fire. I know you only work through fear. Remember you need me to do copy and paste. Definitely, I know you love me and others, why else would you tell me?
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by harakiri(m): 3:22pm On Apr 25, 2015
I wonder why theists find it unthinkable that their almighty god created this thread,chatting with them live and direct yet they swallow line and sinker fables from an inconsistent story book that was used to enslave the minds of their forefathers? Its impossible for them to believe the OP but easier to believe 5000 people can be fed with mere 5 loaves of bread plus 2 measly fish and as if that crazy lie isnt bad enough there was 12 baskets FULL as leftover. Talk about lack of proportions and bad maths.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 3:47pm On Apr 25, 2015
Sarcasm
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Nobody: 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . grin **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do grin**
LMAO
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Rilwayne001: 4:08pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:
I wonder why theists find it unthinkable that their almighty god created this thread,chatting with them live and direct yet they swallow line and sinker fables from an inconsistent story book that was used to enslave the minds of their forefathers? Its impossible for them to believe the OP but easier to believe 5000 people can be fed with mere 5 loaves of bread plus 2 measly fish and as if that crazy lie isnt bad enough there was 12 baskets FULL as leftover. Talk about lack of proportions and bad maths.

They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. <<< holy ghost will explain it to you. undecided

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 4:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
The fool says in his heart that there's no God.
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 4:32pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
The fool says in his heart that there's no God.

Yes dont mind those atheist angry I am waiting for them to disprove that i am God and i am not the creator of the universe angry . . .

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by harakiri(m): 4:39pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
The fool says in his heart that there's no God.

...and yet the same bible says "WHOEVER CALLS ANOTHER A FOOL IS IN DANGER OF HELL FIRE". You my friend just got yourself of first class ticket to hell. Say hi to the horned guy with the three pronged fork.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by johnydon22(m): 4:42pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:


...and yet the same bible says "WHOEVER CALLS ANOTHER A FOOL IS IN DANGER OF HELL FIRE". You my friend just got yourself of first class ticket to hell. Say hi to the horned guy with the three pronged fork.

hahahahahahahaha [size=20] The bible said atheists are fools, then turns around and says who ever calls another a fool will go to hell..

Eeeeeeeehnm, does that mean the bible is going to hell grin grin [/size] cheesy

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:


...and yet the same bible says "WHOEVER CALLS ANOTHER A FOOL IS IN DANGER OF HELL FIRE". You my friend just got yourself of first class ticket to hell. Say hi to the horned guy with the three pronged fork.
I am not surprised at all. Atheists have to turn the Bible upside down to press home their points.
Wish u Good luck in your foolery but the Almighty is willing to accept You as his own.
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by iamtewwy(m): 5:20pm On Apr 25, 2015
johnydon22:


Uuhm he's already on his way. . eeehm maybe his stuck on a traffic jam or something

n0 first u need t0 luk for a virgin and Bleep cheesy my lord and saviour the 0minip0tent and 0miniscience i can 0ffer u my sister grin shes a virgin. which style wud u use 0n her cheesy?

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by harakiri(m): 5:25pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
I am not surprised at all. Atheists have to turn the Bible upside down to press home their points.
Wish u Good luck in your foolery but the Almighty is willing to accept You as his own.

Go to Matthew 5:22 and make an attempt to read the bible you claim to understand.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by kevoh(m): 5:35pm On Apr 25, 2015
Kikikik grin This Johnydon22 sef!
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 5:46pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:


Go to Matthew 5:22 and make an attempt to read the bible you claim to understand.
Thank You sir.
Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by harakiri(m): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2015
Hopez456:
Thank You sir.

Dont thank me. Thank the slave traders who not only enslaved your forefathers but also enslaved their minds plus the minds of their future generations as well e.g YOU. Ever asked yourself if you would be christian today if you were born in kuwait or malaysia? My guess is nil...not everyone's brain is wired to think outside the box.

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Thugnificent(m): 6:09pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:


Dont thank me. Thank the slave traders who not only enslaved your forefathers but also enslaved their minds plus the minds of their future generations as well e.g YOU. Ever asked yourself if you would be christian today if you were born in kuwait or malaysia? My guess is nil...not everyone's brain is wired to think outside the box.
Shut up angry

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Re: How The Universe Was Created And Who Created It, Disproving Atheism by Hopez456(m): 6:09pm On Apr 25, 2015
harakiri:


Dont thank me. Thank the slave traders who not only enslaved your forefathers but also enslaved their minds plus the minds of their future generations as well e.g YOU. Ever asked yourself if you would be christian today if you were born in kuwait or malaysia? My guess is nil...not everyone's brain is wired to think outside the box.
Your inconsequential opinion has been
duly noted and subsequently discarded as incognizant.

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