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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Feranmicharles(m): 9:09am On Apr 28, 2015
Honourable -Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the
palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of
the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum
from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests
daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive
cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of
pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be
understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, [size=15]verging on pepper souping, goat heading,
suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising
[/size]. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that
things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Punch -Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?


Honourable -Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians
especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower
anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again
.
Source - http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/04/waec-seized-my-english-result-twice.html
@ bolded sad did he just said pepper soup Suya Ishiewu Big stout

Now I know he's been saying rubbish seen sad mtcheew
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 9:09am On Apr 28, 2015
alobam1:


Oya mi lenu ohh
haha it tear you mouth

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by ZinoFego: 9:10am On Apr 28, 2015
Did you notice that the Interviewer didn't ask any single follow-up question?

I guess, this was to make a mockery of the guy... grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by femi4: 9:11am On Apr 28, 2015
soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?
Post office don't die tey tey
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Adexchelsea19(m): 9:11am On Apr 28, 2015
politricks:
Why wont they seize your result when the person marking it doesn't understand what you wrote
hahahahaha...even the third time they release ham mak hin just dey carry hin problem go,no be sey dem understand ham.
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Aida13: 9:14am On Apr 28, 2015
Punch- Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

Honourable- Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my
wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language
and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian
conundrum.

........ I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum
from pepper soup objurgators....

*** Omg what has pepper soup got to do with any of this again?? Can't breathe for laughing so hard...

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by slap1(m): 9:19am On Apr 28, 2015
It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests
daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive
cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of
pachydermatous garb.
This has to be a lie.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by BOMBEATZ(m): 9:19am On Apr 28, 2015
LONG LIVE ABAMI EDA.WE MISS U...
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Stanbeto: 9:26am On Apr 28, 2015
Igodomigodo. Higihaga disma misma grin[color=#006600][/color]
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by oxygen9gs: 9:31am On Apr 28, 2015
remsonik:
Why won't they seize it when you speak lugubrious and outrageous grammar

Lugubrious means very sad or sorrowful....i think u were tryin' 2 imply grandiloquent grammar.....

* I used to tink lugubrious meant something grand 2....i became aware of the true definition during my GRE prep.... smiley
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Cool: 9:37am On Apr 28, 2015
PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
In fact, we should also watch you closely!!
Nice one!
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Chivasex: 9:40am On Apr 28, 2015
this is another Mental Case in Nigeria that we are waiting to get to eating in the trash before we find a solution
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Donpizzle(m): 9:41am On Apr 28, 2015
Dis guy grammar fit evn confuse the punch interviewer...
This man was born to speak grammar..smh

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 28, 2015
Meaningless. Communication is meaningless if the recipient does not understand.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 9:43am On Apr 28, 2015
soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?
...ask Patrick Obahiagbon
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by remsonik(f): 9:44am On Apr 28, 2015
oxygen9gs:


Lugubrious means very sad or sorrowful....i think u were tryin' 2 imply grandiloquent grammer.....

* I used to tink lugubrious meant something grand 2....i became aware of the true definition during my GRE prep.... smiley
Wow.....nice
Thanks for pointing that out to me
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by yousouphe(m): 9:47am On Apr 28, 2015
grin
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by blessin30289(f): 9:49am On Apr 28, 2015
Laugh wan tear my belle, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahaahahahhaahahhahahaahhahahahaahahahahahhahahaahhahaahhaahhahahaahahahhahahahahaha

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by oxygen9gs: 9:54am On Apr 28, 2015
remsonik:

Wow.....nice
Thanks for pointing that out to me

U're wlcm
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by gebest: 10:06am On Apr 28, 2015
Y dem no go sieze am b4?
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by darepoju(m): 10:06am On Apr 28, 2015
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by AdeniyiA(m): 10:14am On Apr 28, 2015
Dem think away I dey mad here as I dey laugh my as$ out shocked ,instead of answering the questions with simple English, he confused d interviewer the more,. One begins to wonder how the interviewer got the words printed correctly ... shocked

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Medium04(m): 10:16am On Apr 28, 2015
www . Google. Com, what is the meaning of chichi dodo?

Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Medium04(m): 10:19am On Apr 28, 2015
Pple the look for front page I dey bottom page now, #e no concerned me
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Sabadon(m): 10:22am On Apr 28, 2015
PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.
obahiagbon dey naira land ooo
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Tolubory(m): 10:23am On Apr 28, 2015
kiss Mr Man, its Obvious.
why won't they?
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Abee79(m): 10:29am On Apr 28, 2015
I took my time to find the definitions of some of the words in the article. I always thought the man was inventing words of his own. I guess I was wrong. The words are all right, but their usage in grammar leaves much to be desired.

Idiolect - the speech habits peculiar to a particular person

Obfuscative - the obscuring of intended meaning in communication, making the message confusing, willfully ambiguous, or harder to understand.

Colloquy - a conversation or a gathering for discussion of theological questions

Fulminate - express vehement protest or to explode violently or flash like lightning.

Alcibiadian (“Alcibiades” ) - /ˌælsɪˈbaɪəˌdiːz/ noun. 1. 450–404 bc, Athenian statesman and general in the Peloponnesian War: brilliant, courageous, and unstable, he defected to the Spartans in 415, but returned and led the Athenian victories at Abydos (411) and Cyzicus (410)
Modus Vivendi - an arrangement or agreement allowing conflicting parties to coexist peacefully, either indefinitely or until a final settlement is reached or a way of living.

Prebendal - relating to a prebend or prebendary
*(Prebend) the portion of the revenues of a cathedral or collegiate church formerly granted to a canon or member of the chapter as his stipend.

Confutational - A confutation is the act of refuting someone's point forcefully. Accused criminals must offer confutation if they hope to be found innocent. If you know the verb confute — which means to overwhelm through an argument — this noun will be a no-brainer: it refers to the act of confuting, or a statement that confutes.

Habiliment - clothing.

Homilies - a religious discourse which is intended primarily for spiritual edification or a tedious moralizing lecture.

Sphinxian - of, relating to, or resembling a sphinx.
*A sphinx is a winged monster of Thebes, having a woman's head and a lion's body. It propounded a riddle about the three ages of man, killing those who failed to solve it, until Oedipus was successful, whereupon the Sphinx committed suicide.

Conundrum - a confusing and difficult problem or question or a question asked for amusement, typically one with a pun in its answer; a riddle.

Ensconcing (Ensconced) - establish or settle (someone) in a comfortable, safe place

Farrago - a confused mixture

Vacuous - having or showing a lack of thought or intelligence; mindless or empty

Bunkum – nonsense

Objurgator - one that objurgates
*Objurate: rebuke severely; scold.

Animadversion - criticism or censure or a comment or remark, especially a critical one.

Indubitable - impossible to doubt; unquestionable


Equipoise
- balance of forces or interests or balance or counterbalance (something).


Pachydermatous
- of or relating to the pachyderms.
* Pachyderm: a very large mammal with thick skin, especially an elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus.

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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 10:34am On Apr 28, 2015
I am still waiting to know what Wole Soyinka thinks of this man. Did you guys read where he said ''lower anatomical contours''-na bum-bum be that o! Haba!!
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by zealot4me(f): 10:43am On Apr 28, 2015
Wow i am intrigued.
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by omonnakoda: 10:44am On Apr 28, 2015
soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?
It is not far from Yaba towards Ebute Metta on the left side
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 28, 2015
Why dem no go sieze ur result. When u sabi English pass examiner
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Johnthespecial(m): 11:04am On Apr 28, 2015
Thomsyne:
shoro niyen
Oyamilenu oo

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