AirborneLacer:


There goes my intelligent wife with her guile!

You can't evade reality honey, you just can't

You're hitched to a smart educated bloke who isn't easily swayed by jejune issues

So tell me boo, why were you cheating on me?

Because your are a polygamous bachelor with so many e-babes. I feel like I need backup too

olashas:

Well, I don't

standd:

standd:


Because your are a polygamous bachelor with so many e-babes. I feel like I need backup too

Phew!

Come here honey.

This reverse psychology wasn't expected 'cause I've moved on far long. I quit treading the path of promiscuity the very day I met you.

You were clearly caught by the CCTV cheating on me at the mall with that bald-headed writer. One would have expected me to file for a divorce or pick up fights with you but I chose to keep my cool.

Not 'cause I've been bottled up by you in the spiritual realm, but 'cause I love you and wasn't ready to lose you hence I had to put my anger aside and see your behaviour as an ineffective attempt to take care of yourself while holding onto our union.

When we're missing pieces of an important puzzle, we can get caught in a loop of trying to figure things out, thereby making drastic decisions.

Drawing up a contingency plan in case I leave you was a wrong move because I'm never gonna leave you.

Never!

AirborneLacer:


Phew!

Come here honey.

This reverse psychology wasn't expected 'cause I've moved on far long. I quit treading the path of promiscuity the very day I met you.

You were clearly caught by the CCTV cheating on me at the mall with that bald-headed writer. One would have expected me to file for a divorce or pick up fights with you but I chose to keep my cool.

Not 'cause I've been bottled up by you in the spiritual realm, but 'cause I love you and wasn't ready to lose you hence I had to put my anger aside and see your behaviour as an ineffective attempt to take care of yourself while holding onto our union.

When we're missing pieces of an important puzzle, we can get caught in a loop of trying to figure things out, thereby making drastic decisions.

Drawing up a contingency plan in case I leave you was a wrong move because I'm never gonna leave you.

Never!

Story for your ex-babes and numerous ex-ebabes
If you promise not to leave a girl, you gotta put a time-frame mahn!

Btw, when am I getting my lollipop? I long to slowly lick the 6-edges of the Samsung in your galaxy

standd:



Story for your ex-babes and numerous ex-ebabes
If you promise not to leave a girl, you gotta put a time-frame mahn!

Btw, when am I getting my lollipop? I long to slowly lick the 6-edges of the Samsung in your galaxy

Time frame? I said NEVER bae. Which is Jamais in french and Nunca in Spanish.

I dunno which you understand better

You don't trust me yet you wanna lick my lollipop?

Standd shey you be Igbo gurl?

AirborneLacer:


Time frame? I said NEVER bae. Which is Jamais in french and Nunca in Spanish.

I dunno which you understand better

You don't trust me yet you wanna lick my lollipop?

Standd shey you be Igbo gurl?

NO!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I was going to ask you which fountain you drink from but paul990 helped out on that.
Splendidly beautiful piece again.

I was gonna wish step mom hadn't died just yet but guessed that 4day old spirit na no nonsense spirit.... back to sender kawai! Lovely.

God bless your mind

standd:


NO!

You're in a league of your own bae and I wish to know you better.

Can we have a thread for us? Or are you against divulging vital info about yourself on a forum?

We've derailed the pages of this thread beyond measure, I pity the soul.

AirborneLacer:


You're in a league of your own bae and I wish to know you better.

Can we have a thread for us? Or are you against divulging vital info about yourself on a forum?

We've derailed the pages of this thread beyond measure, I pity the soul.

No threads pls. You can continue to derail as many threads as you want...I got your back

standd:



No threads pls. You can continue to derail as many threads as you want...I got your back

Roger that

Tell me, what were the early influences on your writing and how do they manifest in your work?

AirborneLacer:


Roger that

Tell me, what were the early influences on your writing and how do they manifest in your work?

Oh. If it's this kinda question, then let's get us a thread.





#I will be there as long as there's lollipop

A perfect blend of stream of consciousness and Imagery! Wonderful piece... High symbolism and a satire second to non. #Bravo

wow nice one,


funny and interesting

Awww... Someday I'd under-standd why this girl writes so well.

I think the vibe dipped towards the end, and it could have ended better. I've read some of your other stories and I know

Awesome all the same.

Airbornelacer protect your territory o. Just saying

And you called this a short story?

Standd so proud of you dear, a lovely piece

Nice one brother

my 4 year old boy, i reckon you figured out early how interesting our world is. In your case, "Ori e ja fun e" and you prevailed.

Like you dear, 100s of millions of Nigerians find themselves being favored by the great Almighty in the midst of our numerous travails.

Do you know for example, alot here in your homeland live on about $1 per day, and some even less than that? Another way to put it is very many wake up uncertain of food to eat, and return to sleep with empty tummies.

Now that you have been welcome officially with these special 25 names that would woo the Oluwagbatemis and Chidimas, not forgetting the Aminas in your rounded community.......your work as well as mine is well cut out.

Let's build this country right.

God bless Nigeria.

Wow... Me likey

Ha. Standd don come again. This is funny

quite epic n native, gud write up at op

Nice story..

MissSlimbody:
Chai
My belle ooooooo

I know someone that named her child; Oluwafarabaleseuntimofe Mansion

lolx..in dat ur lag ryt?

Over sabi *ok bye*

cedaraustine:



First of, your domain name is not easily 'remember-able.'

Have to copy and paste each time.

Nice build up specially cos of the different concept and approach, but you were weak at the middle.

I like people who can paint pictures differently.

If you will allow, I can do a 'remix' of this same story using your concept but not rushing some parts, then mail it to you.

*wink* shoot a mail.

Just like ishilove's story about the rat. I loved how she maintained tempo till the end. You should have but it was wonderful all the same.

I hope you understand.

over sabi *ok bye *

I love your work Standd..... And I look forward to reading them. Keep it up.

Oahray:
Awww... Someday I'd under-standd why this girl writes so well.

I think the vibe dipped towards the end, and it could have ended better. I've read some of your other stories and I know

Awesome all the same.

Airbornelacer protect your territory o. Just saying

Copy that

nanhilicious:
I love your work Standd..... And I look forward to reading them. Keep it up.

Thanks I appreciate this.

i came here to see photos not to read

nanhilicious:

over sabi *ok bye *

He is actually right about the domain name ish, just that the name holds deep memories for me, can't let it go.
And about the story, I prefer short stories right now cos I don't have the patience to drag a story on and on. But I will improve once I get my groove back.

cc oahray