lol.. add yours too lets have fun ....

eat---chop
laugh----laf
walk-----waka

some times dem go call am 2 times

like

chop chop
waka waka
sabi sabi

etc




FTC things e sweet pass food

Chin Chin = Shinshin
Popcorn= puffcorn
Penalty= Penarity
Offside= Upside

Arsen wenger = asin winger ( most Nigerians )

Robben = robin ( oyo, osun, ekiti and ogun )

Saturday = sarrurday ( oyo and osun )

Question = questin ( this is common in the sw/se)

Chelsea = shelsea ( sw tongue )

Oil = oyel ( south east tongue )

People = fifu ( typical hausa tongue )

Government = ganment ( my brothers from the north )

lols very true o
mine!!!!
Orange- orage
pineapple- pinapoo
and- an
chewing gum- chingum (this one, everybody dey say am )
shower- shawa
sharp sharp- shap shap
chelsea- chesea
Air- hair (yorubas say this a lot. no vex! )
help- hep

I'll update when I remember more

Lwkmd

Wetin

Pu.ssy cat = buusu

Chorister = kwaya

Sugarcane = shugan-cane

Football = futuboolu

This so funny got me laughing over here

SHARRRRP all of una

Arsene wenger - asewenga

Chelsea -sesea


Mobile Police- muba Police


Noodles -indomie


Toothpaste- maclean


Insecticide- flit

.

The Chief Judge = Deceive George (Yoruba)

is dis true?

cyril83:
Arsen wenger = asin winger ( most Nigerians )

Robben = robin ( oyo, osun, ekiti and ogun )

Saturday = sarrurday ( oyo and osun )

Question = questin ( this is common in the sw/se)

Chelsea = shelsea ( sw tongue )

Oil = oyel ( south east tongue )

People = fifu ( typical hausa tongue )

Government = ganment ( my brothers from the north )

@ bolded South east doesn't pronounce oyel, it's common with Warri and Edo state if u re doubting me check Patrick Obiahagbon's speech 'a country that has oyel'

Laptop - lappy
Olamide -Horlarmiday
Provision- provisan
Patience Jonathan- shepopo
Cool down - kpomkpi

Here is mine. Bread - breadi. Railway - railuway. bucket - pocket. Stove - stoff. How far - hava. Seasoning - maggi

Issoki

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :Dw

Ok. Check dis out...
Let's go - Less go
Traffic Jams - Go slow
Chicken - Shiken
Kitchen - Kisshin
Linesman - Lassman
Mobile police - Mobba police.
Cupboard - commbord
ceiling fan - Silly fan..

Still Thinking...lol

Iwant2know:
Ok. Check dis out...
Let's go - Less go
Traffic Jams - Go slow
Chicken - Shiken
Kitchen - Kisshin
Linesman - Lassman
Mobile police - Mobba police.
Cupboard - commbord
ceiling fan - Silly fan..

Still Thinking...lol

lol very true

I beg to differ, please.

Many Nigerians are fast evolving.

By the way, Oyel is not South-east but South-south.
South east is "Oyiri".

OP most of those words are pronounced differently in other parts of the country for example
MONEY;
Hausa: Mooni
IgBO: Monnne
Yoruba: Mownie
.
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Na we sure pass.... We are better together and when separated we will miss each other ONE 9JA, unique 9JA!!!

A runs girl student enters inside a lecturer's office. She goes closer to his ear and whisper "I will do anything to pass this exam". "You mean anything?" replied the lecturer

Girl:- Yes, anything..
Lecturer:- looking straight into the girls eyes and ask again, "U mean Anything?"
Girl:- goes closer to him and said "Yes, anything sir!"
Lecturer:- still gazing at her "U mean Anything?".
Girl:- Removes her top and said "Yes, anything sir"
Lecturer:- "U mean Anything?"
Girl:- removes her bra and said "Yes Yes, anything sir"
Lecturer:- "U really mean Anything?"
Girl:- removes her skirt and said "Yes Yes, anything sir"






Lecturer: OK, ( collected her cloths)) run round the school 20 times.

Always turning the volume of music loud even outside naija that's how we know a Nigerian lives around

fg

rebound- rebounce
reverse- reverse back

Arjen Robben = Arjen Ruben
Danny Wellbeck = Willback
Costa = Diago Costa
Raheem Sterling = Steering

SMH for some Chelsea fans.

Yawns

Corruption - Kworuption
Osibanjo - Osibade
APC - All Kworogresip Conpidence
Everybody - Ebrybody

- Buhari