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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 12:15am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
***drag her back****


come here why are u walking out on mesad


wanna se another of ur pix though.cheesy
*Yawns*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:18am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

*Yawns*
are u hungry?.cheesy
















hope ur nt online cus u wnt to chat on dt ashi section.cheesy

You dis girl Ehn.cheesy
but are u a student or worker?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 12:24am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
are u hungry?.cheesy
















hope ur nt online cus u wnt to chat on dt ashi section.cheesy

You dis girl Ehn.cheesy
but are u a student or worker?
No








Ayaf unfollowed that ashi section taytey! Those guys dere are 1st class wayrey wink









That's ur assignment..Figure it out! wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:28am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

No








Ayaf unfollowed that ashi section taytey! Those guys dere are 1st class wayrey wink









That's ur assignment..Figure it out! wink
ur nt a student,ur a worker.cheesy






so ur giving me assingment abi.cheesy
at 1st what took u to dt thread.cheesy
those guys are not joking,they can bleep anything as long as u got somtin in btwn ur legs...

u get luck,they would hv bleeped ur little ass.cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 12:36am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
ur nt a student,ur a worker.cheesy






so ur giving me assingment abi.cheesy
at 1st what took u to dt thread.cheesy
those guys are not joking,they can bleep anything as long as u got somtin in btwn ur legs...

u get luck,they would hv bleeped ur little ass.cheesy



Wah makes u tink m a worker?



Someone mentioned me in the thread!





Not even in their dreams!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:40am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:




Wah makes u tink m a worker?



Someone mentioned me in the thread!





Not even in their dreams!
i dnt expect u to accept,ts in ur nature,u ladies.sad



Finally concluded ur a student.cheesy
stp making me crack ma brain,hv smoke alot tonight...cnt crack brains,jus tell me...cheesy



cnt believ am jus eating by now.sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 12:45am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
i dnt expect u to accept,ts in ur nature,u ladies.sad



Finally concluded ur a student.cheesy
stp making me crack ma brain,hv smoke alot tonight...cnt crack brains,jus tell me...cheesy



cnt believ am jus eating by now.sad
I'm not a student either! wink


:oDinner or breakfast?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:48am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

I'm not a student either! wink


:oDinner or breakfast?
what shall it profit a woman not to tell me if shes a student or worker.cheesy
you dun wnt me to beg u airtime.cheesy ....dts why u dun wanna tell me ur a worker..






Dinner,wen out nt to long i cm bak.sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 12:53am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
what shall it profit a woman not to tell me if shes a student or worker.cheesy
you dun wnt me to beg u airtime.cheesy ....dts why u dun wanna tell me ur a worker..






Dinner,wen out nt to long i cm bak.sad
Lmao....



shocked You stayed out so late?
You must be a night walker!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:56am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

Lmao....



shocked You stayed out so late?
You must be a night walker!
2mao im expecting etisalet airtym 200 frm u.cheesy....your a worker i caught u.cheesy





sometimes am a night walker.cheesy
u dnt like night walker?




u dnt even need to walk late night na,if nt,u knw na.cheesy.......


Your ass might be in danger.cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:05am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
2mao im expecting etisalet airtym 200 frm u.cheesy....your a worker i caught u.cheesy





sometimes am a night walker.cheesy
u dnt like night walker?




u dnt even need to walk late night na,if nt,u knw na.cheesy.......


Your ass might be in danger.cheesy

Yeye dey worry you!
I'm not a worker cheesy


How many ass did u put to danger tonyt?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 1:14am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:


Yeye dey worry you!
I'm not a worker cheesy


How many ass did u put to danger tonyt?
lol, hvnt put any ass on danger reacently, girls aint loyal,been a while i had sex though..upto 5months now...buh hoping to hv one soon.:Dmayb nxt sunday or monday.cheesy






wor abt u,wen last.cheesy
or are u even banging currently now? or are u about to get banged?.cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:18am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
lol, hvnt put any ass on danger reacently, girls aint loyal,been a while i had sex though..upto 5months now...buh hoping to hv one soon.:Dmayb nxt sunday or monday.cheesy






wor abt u,wen last.cheesy
or are u even banging currently now? or are u about to get banged?.cheesy
shocked Mr banger! I hail o!



You mean wen last i banged the door? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 1:24am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

shocked Mr banger! I hail o!



You mean wen last i banged the door? cheesy
sharrap,and tell me what am asking u.cheesy



you wunt like me going raw na here ryt.cheesy


so tell me,am all ears...cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stefanlover: 5:18am On May 05, 2015
Lala247:
Lovely pic rokiatu kiss... Like the green too..
Swear u got so many dresses smiley
thanks darling, they have banned me again, like who give a fu...ck anyways. I will keep saying how I feel. grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:21am On May 05, 2015
stefanlover:
thanks darling, they have banned me again, like who give a fu...ck anyways. I will keep saying how I feel. grin

Lol again ... Saw i thread last night loads of mentions for u but u where not in d room so was wondering what was up. Neway i know u dont give a shii smileyso i know ur ok ..

Was the original on ? Cant find a link or has it gone off again cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stefanlover: 7:48am On May 05, 2015
Lala247:


Lol again ... Saw i thread last night loads of mentions for u but u where not in d room so was wondering what was up. Neway i know u dont give a shii smileyso i know ur ok ..

Was the original on ? Cant find a link or has it gone off again cry
hahahahahaha as usually.......nothing new, they are now getting boring sef. grin
Manhh you need to watch the originals fast fast. Get ready for an absolute adrenaline rush. This episode was the shi..t manhh. Don't wanna give out spoilers. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:51am On May 05, 2015
stefanlover:
hahahahahaha as usually.......nothing new, they are now getting boring sef. grin
Manhh you need to watch the originals fast fast. Get ready for an absolute adrenaline rush. This episode was the shi..t manhh. Don't wanna give out spoilers. wink

Lol i just found the link to watch it ..
Gonna do that in a min
Check out my topic on celeb lol spat my tea out when i saw dat pic although its obv edited was just shocked dat wt ppl do .. So u see lol even obama gets hate so its normal. smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ErepaTV: 8:47am On May 05, 2015
stefanlover:
thanks darling, they have banned me again, like who give a fu...ck anyways. I will keep saying how I feel. grin

You will continue saying how you feel. Is insulting someone mother the way you feel? Smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stefanlover: 8:49am On May 05, 2015
ErepaTV:


You will continue saying how you feel. Is insulting someone mother the way you feel? Smh
dude, girl, robot or whatever you are, I don't remember talking to you.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ErepaTV: 9:02am On May 05, 2015
stefanlover:
dude, girl, robot or whatever you are, I don't remember talking to you.

Whatever madam e warrior. Keep on with the parental insults. After all, you are just expressing how you feel.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 9:13am On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
sharrap,and tell me what am asking u.cheesy


you wunt like me going raw na here ryt.cheesy

so tell me,am all ears...cheesy
*Yawns*
Goo moring!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:36am On May 05, 2015
AlienStar:
noooo!! Dts d kind of guy i want.
chaii only kissing kind of guy..what if he is impotent sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:37am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
*Yawns*
Goo moring!
hey morning nkechi
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 11:41am On May 05, 2015
2dice:
hey morning nkechi
sad You weren't reachable yesterdae!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:58pm On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

sad You weren't reachable yesterdae!
my cell was malfunctioning ...with the mechanic since yesterday ...oya smiley ..gist me wassup
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:58pm On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

*Yawns*

Goo moring!
morning,hw are u?
u played me last night abi?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by longnose(m): 1:01pm On May 05, 2015
https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/diary-of-a-beautiful-boy-1/#more-150

EXAM RUSH. 1

The last paper had been scheduled for the upper week, and it was Dr. Belgam’s course. And because he was a very strict man, we all gots to cram everything crammable. Plus, the course was a 5 unit course. Four of us, we were course mates living inside the same lodge. We had gathered to deliberate on how we were going to face the exam. Me, Precious, Isoken, and the girl, Amina.

continue reading..

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/28/exam-rush-1/

Watching her sleep, he had come to the conclusion she was either a gymnast in her previous existence or would be one in her next one. Of course in this life he had practical knowledge of her expertise and vast flexibility. It was obvious it made everything worthwhile as the smile on his face grew. He stares at her see-through pyjamas and her flawlessness. The PJs exalted her femininity and the display was worth a pay raise.

https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/her-side-of-the-bed-part-one/

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 3

After a while the drink started to enter my eyes but I maintained; what with all these pretty chicks sitting around….abeg, #teamnofallingofhands. I continued staring at Njideka flirtatiously and kept smiling every time our eyes met. Meanwhile, her two friends have been checking me out but, to me, they don’t have faces; I got my eyes on Njideka. But on a normal day, lusting after one’s elder brother’s girlfriend doesn’t make sense at all, but like they said “conji na bastard”. Plus Josh, that son of a gun that put ideas in my head with plenty gingering.

continue reading...

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/how-i-lost-my-virginity-episode-3/

DOGGY ORDEAL

” Be my com…forter….Holy spirit As i am now in the dens of dogs.. My hope is soooooo Narrow” I opened one of my eyes to see whats happening in my surrounding..lo and behold the dogs now walking around me in circular motion.. Am very sure this time they are saying the prayer before meal.. I had wanted to say it is Finished !!!.. But something told me not to loose hope, i stretched my two hands further upwards and faced heaven…. Father!! You that saveth Daniel in the lions den..Daddy Even when his lions havent being fed for some days.. Daddy Father!! Even as the lions said their prayer before meal as they surround Daniel.. Daddy.
Continue reading…
https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/doggy-ordeal/#more-118

KITO STORY 3
She giggled and positioned her ass well for him to eat her out. As he was sucking and licking her kitty, the sensation entered her brain to the extent that her left-side brain began swapping positions with her right-side brain. When Emeka noticed that her legs won’t carry her anymore, he gently pushed her on the bed and continued with his missionary work.
Continue reading…

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/kito-story-episode-3/#more-116

MODEL OF THE WEEK

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/model-of-the-week-2/

REP YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO CONTEST

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/13/rep-your-school-photo-contest/#more-109
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:12pm On May 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
morning,hw are u? u played me last night abi?
I'm fine, u?
No sir! cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:13pm On May 05, 2015
2dice:

my cell was malfunctioning ...with the mechanic since yesterday ...oya smiley ..gist me wassup
Tell me wah i did rong first! sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 1:22pm On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:

Tell me wah i did rong first! sad
nkechi ordinary cyber love, you don dey decieve me . how will reality be? sad you have your NL boo u chat with aside NL and u are deceiving mesad sad sad


ladies aren't loyal. stay off my mention sundecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 1:25pm On May 05, 2015
agarawu23:
nkechi ordinary cyber love, you don dey decieve me . how will reality be? sad you have your NL boo u chat with aside NL and u are deceiving mesad sad sad


ladies aren't loyal. stay off my mention sundecided
shocked Not true sweetheart..

He is just a friend! sad

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