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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Seunvense(m): 1:16am On May 20, 2015
Insightful keep it up
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by MrSplurge(m): 1:19am On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:


FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.


FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

Do you mean when flaccid or when fully erect?

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by tellwisdom: 1:19am On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:


Yes it is... embarassed

Craze dey ur head undecided
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:26am On May 20, 2015
MrSplurge:
Do you mean when flaccid or when fully erect?
whats ur size? Mine is 9 when erect
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:39am On May 20, 2015
dry dream nko?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 1:45am On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:
........DON'T JUST PANIC!........
(You and your funny anatomy)

EPISODE 1

Writing this in reply to your numerous whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails. It's very good to understand your body structures (anatomy), so that your anatomy can understand you.

There are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor, no matter how close you both are. Am talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
1. Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left. Touch it now to confirm.

FOR LADIES:

1. Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than your right breast. It's normal. You can touch them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:

2. If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done about it.

FOR LADIES:

2. Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. We call those swellings, lymphatic enlargements. Its the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
3. Early morning Errection is normal. If you don't use to have it, don't panic. You are still okay medically.

FOR LADIES :
3. Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
4. Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
5. Always experiencing painful sex doesn't mean all is not well with you. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that your fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean that all is well.

FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

FOR GUYS:
6. Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
7. All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts. Experiencing unexplained dimples on your bust means cancer is approaching........More of these on EPISODE 2

God bless you.!

We can still whatsapp one on one via zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.

You can also check out my Facebook page for more eye opening secrets by searching for WIMGO HEALTH WORLDWIDE...
Wow mine is 6.8" just measured with a tape rule
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 2:04am On May 20, 2015
Ok...

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by freecocoa(f): 2:05am On May 20, 2015
Wet dreams are perfectly normal for men and women, ain't nothing spiritual about it.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Crixina(f): 2:16am On May 20, 2015
pocohantas:
Did we ever panic?
oh sweety! A lot of us do.

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by socialmediaman: 2:20am On May 20, 2015
nanhilicious:
This looks more like an erotic post to me. Anyway, I learnt something new. smiley

Something good for both of us abi? wink
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Dranatomy: 2:23am On May 20, 2015
Crixina:
oh sweety! A lot of us do.
Tell him for me
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by baybeeboi: 2:36am On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.
Bros you no tell them wetin them go use measure na

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by baybeeboi: 2:37am On May 20, 2015
Ipledge:
Wow mine is 6.8" just measured with a tape rule
so we fit call you Horse now abi?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by baybeeboi: 2:50am On May 20, 2015
that Early Morning Erection sha.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nyckeh: 3:55am On May 20, 2015
And how do we measure a vagina put a ruler in it undecided
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by aaidel(m): 4:22am On May 20, 2015
this half intelligent rabble made it to front page na wa for nairaland o!!!
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by ceaser: 4:28am On May 20, 2015
Dang! Just measured this shyte flaccid. 10" (inches) tops. Never knew BIG could be PROBLEM. Gotta call the doc!
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Fulaman198(m): 4:44am On May 20, 2015
Is this flaccid or erect length?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Harkindeylee(m): 5:21am On May 20, 2015
Nice writeup
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by oluwafemi113(m): 5:35am On May 20, 2015
very educating



Thanks Man
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 5:38am On May 20, 2015
rrhostomy:
Will comment when up in the morning
don't leave your salvation till tomorrow ,tomorrow might be too late

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by aaidel(m): 5:53am On May 20, 2015
Fulaman198:
Is this flaccid or erect length?

erect most men will over estimate their penis size, and there are two types of joysticks Growers and Showers, growers are those that have small flaccid joysticks but will almost double size when erect e.g if its 3inches when flaccid but 6 when erect and the showers there is very little difference between the flaccid and erect lengths both are normal. to get a true reflection of size when flaccid measure after a slightly warm shower make sure its not post exercise as this makes the penis smaller and finally older men will seem to have larger joysticks due to loss of muscle tone but the erect lenght should be the same and it is possible to lose it as much as half an inch with prolonged disuse

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by AdeniyiA(m): 6:09am On May 20, 2015
lupey:

Lmao!
How are you fine lady wink lupeylicious lupey wink
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by 141samuel: 6:21am On May 20, 2015
how can someone measure vagina?
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Fulaman198(m): 6:37am On May 20, 2015
aaidel:


erect most men will over estimate their penis size, and there are two types of joysticks Growers and Showers, growers are those that have small flaccid joysticks but will almost double size when erect e.g if its 3inches when flaccid but 6 when erect and the showers there is very little difference between the flaccid and erect lengths both are normal. to get a true reflection of size when flaccid measure after a slightly warm shower make sure its not post exercise as this makes the penis smaller and finally older men will seem to have larger joysticks due to loss of muscle tone but the erect lenght should be the same and it is possible to lose it as much as half an inch with prolonged disuse

Ok good, not to brag, I'm above the 7 inches mark cheesy
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by XtraSmooth404: 6:40am On May 20, 2015
ceaser:
Dang! Just measured this shyte flaccid. 10" (inches) tops. Never knew BIG could be PROBLEM. Gotta call the doc!
Lies.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by shilz(f): 6:46am On May 20, 2015
Wetin doctor never see or hear b4..4 me I hide nothing from a doc.

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Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by onlyson16(m): 6:48am On May 20, 2015
Dranatomy:
........DON'T JUST PANIC!........
(You and your funny anatomy)

EPISODE 1

Writing this in reply to your numerous whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails. It's very good to understand your body structures (anatomy), so that your anatomy can understand you.

There are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor, no matter how close you both are. Am talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
1. Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left. Touch it now to confirm.

FOR LADIES:

1. Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than your right breast. It's normal. You can touch them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:

2. If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done about it.

FOR LADIES:

2. Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. We call those swellings, lymphatic enlargements. Its the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
3. Early morning Errection is normal. If you don't use to have it, don't panic. You are still okay medically.

FOR LADIES :
3. Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
4. Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
5. Always experiencing painful sex doesn't mean all is not well with you. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that your fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean that all is well.

FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

FOR GUYS:
6. Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
7. All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts. Experiencing unexplained dimples on your bust means cancer is approaching........More of these on EPISODE 2

God bless you.!

We can still whatsapp one on one via zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.

You can also check out my Facebook page for more eye opening secrets by searching for WIMGO HEALTH WORLDWIDE...
so virginia the arouse i don mark dis one i will no more in pragmaticaly
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by Nobody: 6:57am On May 20, 2015

But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

This was stūpid and unnecessary.
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by tintingz(m): 7:01am On May 20, 2015
Where is my ruler and Vaseline. cheesy
And...
Checking my balls. grin
Re: Don't Panic, That's Your Anatomy! by RomanceLander(f): 7:09am On May 20, 2015
6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.
And how do you propose we do that

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