Ghuys, Here is the latest traditional marriage list across the country:


Traditional Marriage List:
1: 500ltrs of petrol .
2: 600ltrs of diesel.
3. 400ltrs of kerosene
4: 300ltrs of engine oil
5: Mikano Generator.

As for me and my goons, we've cancelled any wedding plans until GMB's 100 days in office.. cos this list is really frightful.. . make love wait first

So my fellow ghuys, you still goona get married by now?

Nothing dey this list jare.


I'm up to the task full time!!

Neduzze5:
Nothing dey this list jare.


I'm up to the task full time!!

Neddie

Are you sure?
Clean your eyes and check that list wellaaa



KingTom
Naijaboiy
Pickabeau1 do you support neddie's idea?

JayKayMaybachz:
Neddie

Are you sure?
Clean your eyes and check that list wellaaa



KingTom
Naijaboiy
Pickabeau1 do you support neddie's idea?

I thought I was seeing

1: 5ltrs of petrol .
2: 6ltrs of diesel.
3. 4ltrs of kerosene
4: 3ltrs of engine oil
5: Mikano Generator.


But I am sure my father in law will not collect that much from me. Tohpahz... come and see oh! Will your Papa collect this kin thing from me in this scarcity?

My people don't collect 500litres....that's absurd!

But 3 tankers make sense sha. .

Twaci... I want to marry you. Will father in law collect this from me?

Neduzze5:






I thought I was seeing

1: 5ltrs of petrol .
2: 6ltrs of diesel.
3. 4ltrs of kerosene
4: 3ltrs of engine oil
5: Mikano Generator.


But I am sure my father in law will not collect that much from me. Tohpahz... come and see oh! Will your Papa collect this kin thing from me in this scarcity?

Hahaaa you neva chi chum chin

*Yimu

Ya eye go soon clear... You think sey na to make mouth sey you love am be dis?

Twaci:
My people don't collect 500litres....that's absurd!

But 3 tankers make sense sha. .

3 tankers

Holy Moses


Marriage suspended until father notice

Neduzze5:
Twaci... I want to marry you. Will father in law collect this from me?

that list is just for introduction! The main list will be given to u once u have been properly "introduced".

Twaci:
that list is just for introduction! The main list will be given to u once u have been properly "introduced".

Neddie are you ready for this?

Twaci:
that list is just for introduction! The main list will be given to u once u have been properly "introduced".

Where did you say you are from again?

Make I go see whether Obama go gimme him daughter hand in marriage. At least, ah get some fowls, goat and snails wey I fit exchange.

JayKayMaybachz:


3 tankers

Holy Moses


Marriage suspended until father notice

Don't panic. Na love .

JayKayMaybachz:
Hahaaa you neva chi chum chin

*Yimu

Ya eye go soon clear... You think sey na to make mouth sey you love am be dis?

Hahahaa... Make she come talk first. I know she loves me. Our love knows no boundary

Neduzze5:



Hahahaa... Make she come talk first. I know she loves me. Our love knows no boundary

I laf you in swahili

Twaci:
Don't panic. Na love .

Expensive Love


*Picks Race*

Runs for his dear life

I'm sure that's Igbo. Man needs to survive.

dovelike:
I'm sure that's Igbo. Man needs to survive.

Igbo Ke?

Ah said acrosss the country.. .
No particular tribe

But babe

You fine oooo


Can I marry you?

dovelike:
I'm sure that's Igbo. Man needs to survive.

Hehehe... And where might you be from?


Secondly, I have no dp but I want to pm you. Woulda be possicant?

Neduzze5:



Hehehe... And where might you be from?


Secondly, I have no dp but I want to pm you. Woulda be possicant?

Ashawo

JayKayMaybachz:
Igbo Ke?

Ah said acrosss the country.. .
No particular tribe

If there should be a tribe with that kind of list, it will be Igbo.

Neduzze5:



Hehehe... And where might you be from?


Secondly, I have no dp but I want to pm you. Woulda be possicant?

Igbo

Nope.

JayKayMaybachz:
Ashawo

Oloshi

dovelike:

If there should be a tribe with that kind of list, it will be Igbo.

Hmmmmm

Ma hand no dhey dia ooo.. ..

No allow meh Igbo folks catch you

PunkyOh i see you

dovelike:

Igbo

Nope.

Okay na... I therefore withdraw my offer!!

Neduzze5:



Oloshi

Neduzze5:


Okay na... I therefore withdraw my offer!!

Must it be Igbo?

JayKayMaybachz:

JayKayMaybachz:
Hmmmmm

Ma hand no dhey dia ooo.. ..

No allow meh Igbo folks catch you

PunkyOh i see you

Am Igbo

JayKayMaybachz:
Neddie

Are you sure?
Clean your eyes and check that list wellaaa



KingTo m
Naija boiy
Pickab eau1 do you support neddie's idea?

Ned na strong man o. Which kin list sef, I go die single o

KingTom:
Ned na strong man o. Which kin list sef, I go die single o

Same here eh.. .

dovelike:

Am Igbo

I love igbo gals

JayKayMaybachz:

Same here eh.. .

Dem fit accept 600 litres of Water?