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Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 7:01pm On May 29, 2015
Many many years ago when i was 23, I was married to widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and it really changed my life. Now my daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife. And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. So he bacame my uncle though it mad me very sad. For if he were my uncle that would also make him brother to the widows grown up daughter who was of course my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run.
He bacame my grandchild for he was my daughters son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. Now if my wife is my grandmother then, I'm her grandchild. And everytime I think of it, it really drives me wild because I have now become the strangest case you ever seen. As husband of my grandmother, I'm my own grandpa. sad

Please I need advice. sad
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by jaybee3(m): 7:02pm On May 29, 2015
Sai Baba!
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by ArchEnemy(m): 7:06pm On May 29, 2015
undecided
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by thorpido(m): 7:09pm On May 29, 2015
Op,are you being delusional?
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 29, 2015
thorpido:
Op,are you being delusional?
Excuse me.
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 7:15pm On May 29, 2015
Evina Chiam55 Sinizia Deejavuu ronald4lif KingTom kinglekan
You guys should help me with some advice. sad
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Godfullsam(m): 7:16pm On May 29, 2015
Calm down , change has come .

Its gona be ok cool
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Evina(f): 7:17pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos, have you ever heard of the word, plagiarism?

It is a criminal offense.
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 7:21pm On May 29, 2015
Evina:
iAmPloutos, have you ever heard of the word, plagiarism?

It is a criminal offense.
Yea. What has that got to do with asking for an advice? sad
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Evina(f): 7:26pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
Yea. What has that got to do with asking for an advice? sad

Nothing.
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by sinizia: 7:55pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
Yea. What has that got to do with asking for an advice? sad

She's right you know? This your so-called "serious problem" is a short musical tale that's even on my laptop right now called "I'm my own grandpa". Nothing to advice about it, it's mere story that never happened.
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 8:23pm On May 29, 2015
Lmao..

Na so e dey start undecided
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 8:24pm On May 29, 2015
Evina:


Nothing.
sinizia:

She's right you know? This your so-called "serious problem" is a short musical tale that's even on my laptop right now called "I'm my own grandpa". Nothing to advice about it, it's mere story that never happened.
Una sense of humour sha cry cry
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 8:25pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:
Lmao..

Na so e dey start undecided
Even you wan pass without a word of advice?? embarassed
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by od4life(m): 8:32pm On May 29, 2015
@ OP e be like say u don dey psyche....make dem quick rush u go mental home before u run naked enter road..........
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 8:41pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
Even you wan pass without a word of advice?? embarassed

*touches his forehead*

You need to see a doc asap!! cry

Kingtom can help you out lipsrsealed
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 8:49pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:


*touches his forehead*

You need to see a doc asap!! cry

Kingtom can help you out lipsrsealed
I dey ask for advice now you dey call KingTom sad
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by ahnie: 8:52pm On May 29, 2015
How much z a painter of crayfish
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 8:55pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
I dey ask for advice now you dey call Kin.gTom sad

This type of illness . Only him can be of help..


And maybe ronald4lif too dunno undecided

I can't help you sorry sad tongue
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:


This type of illness . Only him can be of help..


And maybe ronald4lif too dunno undecided

I can't help you sorry sad tongue

sad cry
In other words, I should go jump inside a lagoon abi? cry
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 9:07pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
sad cry
In other words, I should go jump inside a lagoon abi? cry

Wow shocked

How did i forget that option.

So you knew all along, why create a thread undecided


Oya straight to lagoon tongue
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 9:09pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:


Wow shocked

How did i forget that option.

So you knew all along, why create a thread undecided


Oya straight to lagoon tongue
cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 9:12pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
cry cry cry cry cry

Lool. grin grin

Yeye

I have nominated you for mr NL you better accept angry
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 9:16pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:


Lool. grin grin

Yeye

I have nominated you for mr NL you better accept angry
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

Accept on my behalf. grin
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Truckpusher(m): 9:19pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:


Lool. grin grin

Yeye

I have nominated you for mr NL you better accept angry

Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 9:20pm On May 29, 2015
iAmPloutos:
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

Accept on my behalf. grin



grin grin grin

Tell that guy, you know who to contest. wink

I will personally sponsor his campaign
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by ronald4lif(m): 9:21pm On May 29, 2015
Iamplotous receive sense IJN! grin

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Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:




grin grin grin

Tell that guy, you know who to contest. wink

I will personally sponsor his campaign
Ronald4lif you mean?? grin
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Nobody: 9:24pm On May 29, 2015
ronald4lif:
Iamplotous receive sense IJN! grin
Is this the advice?
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 9:24pm On May 29, 2015
[quote author=Truckpusher post=34226589][/quote]


Hey pusher!

You look tired. Hands him his usual ..

I hear say your market dey sell since fuel scarce tongue
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Deejavuu(f): 9:25pm On May 29, 2015
ronald4lif:
Iamplotous receive sense IJN! grin

Amen Amen!!! cry

grin cheesy
Re: Please I Need Serious Advice On A Serious Family Issue by Truckpusher(m): 9:25pm On May 29, 2015
Deejavuu:



Hey pusher!

You look tired. Hands him his usual ..

I hear say your market dey sell since fuel scarce tongue
grin grin smh

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