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I Just Chased God Away From My House by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:25am On May 30, 2015
Imagine I'm trying to retire for the night and there he is in his gay attire telling me that he maketh evil and destroyeth cities
I just got very angry and picked up my slippers and smacked him
He has just ran out threatening me with hell fire but I'm sure he's not coming back to me any time soon

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by tellwisdom: 1:27am On May 30, 2015
Bro, what brand of weed do you smoke?

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:41am On May 30, 2015
tellwisdom:
Bro, what brand of weed do you smoke?

Same brand that Abraham was smoking

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 1:54am On May 30, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

tellwisdom:
Bro, what brand of weed do you smoke?

That's not weed, it's either Scopolamine or this special type of MJ known as Dimethylheptylpyran.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by texanomaly(f): 3:01am On May 30, 2015
Smh...Alfa sometimes I just don't know what to say to you. undecided
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Lolaabokoku(f): 3:10am On May 30, 2015
tellwisdom:
Bro, what brand of weed do you smoke?
grin
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by LieDetector(m): 3:14am On May 30, 2015
Seems you finally succeeded in smoking bomb.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by elantraceey(f): 3:47am On May 30, 2015
Ehya, I really pray he visits you tonight
Its obvious you so much want to meet him.

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 5:46am On May 30, 2015
texanomaly:
Smh...Alfa sometimes I just don't know what to say to you. undecided

Tex, is he okay?
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by texanomaly(f): 7:42am On May 30, 2015
laykorn:


Tex, is he okay?

Lol...No




Btw...Alfa how's your health these days? I still worry about you.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 2:17pm On May 30, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
Imagine I'm trying to retire for the night and there he is in his gay attire telling me that he maketh evil and destroyeth cities
I just got very angry and picked up my slippers and smacked him
He has just ran out threatening me with hell fire but I'm sure he's not coming back to me any time soon
smh, if you really see God, you'll go blind forever. Even when you are burning in Hell.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by onetrack(m): 2:21pm On May 30, 2015
Tobiee:
smh, if you really see God, you'll go blind forever. Even when you are burning in Hell.
God sounds like a lovely guy.

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 30, 2015
''9 months'' is almost over! Rip in advance
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 2:22pm On May 30, 2015
onetrack:
God sounds like a lovely guy.
lol.. Stúpid! Btw He's not ''guy'' ... He's Almighty. He created you

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by onetrack(m): 7:08pm On May 30, 2015
Tobiee:
lol.. Stúpid! Btw He's not ''guy'' ... He's Almighty. He created you

The god of Abraham did not make me.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by jayriginal: 8:12pm On May 30, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:


Same brand that Abraham was smoking

The one Moses was smoking at the burning bush is more potent.

Try that.

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Rilwayne001: 8:16pm On May 30, 2015
LieDetector:
Seems you finally succeeded in smoking bomb.

Lol grin

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by onetrack(m): 8:31pm On May 30, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
Imagine I'm trying to retire for the night and there he is in his gay attire telling me that he maketh evil and destroyeth cities
I just got very angry and picked up my slippers and smacked him
He has just ran out threatening me with hell fire but I'm sure he's not coming back to me any time soon

I hope Jesus didn't tell you to sacrifice your first-born to show your love of him. God, his father, did that once before to some guy and he was going to do it until God said he was just trolling, just sacrifice a sheep and cut off a piece of your pen.is instead lol.

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by johnydon22(m): 11:12pm On May 30, 2015
Lol, This Dude just gone nutters. . ..Moses burning bush weed things..lol.grin...WTF...
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by WIZGUY69(m): 11:25pm On May 30, 2015
lmfao
grin grin grin
I have laff scatter.
the op just finished smoking expired weed
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Ultimate001: 11:36pm On May 30, 2015
onetrack:


The god of Abraham did not make me.
who made you? Pls., I like to know.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 11:41pm On May 30, 2015
Except that God is not human...

I wonder what He gonna do to your type.

Unrestrained beast.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Dekatron(m): 2:42am On May 31, 2015
Lol. . . Lwkm!! God must really be a cool guy to let his creations burn in hell. .

So much for God. Lol

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Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by olivegirl(f): 5:51am On May 31, 2015
My dear jesus came to you cause you have this quest to know the truth then truth came you ran. If truly he visited you my beloved he will come again. But this time he will bind the strong man house. Again I welcome you ahead as my evangelist. You used to belief he doesn't exist but now you saw him. Am happy for you. I remember telling u this
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Orunto: 6:51am On May 31, 2015
You have just begun TO FEAR the repercussions of your guilt. And this is DEMENTIA!!!!
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by LieDetector(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2015
Lol. Some people though. grin
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by An2elect2(f): 5:48pm On Jul 25, 2015
olivegirl:
My dear jesus came to you cause you have this quest to know the truth then truth came you ran. If truly he visited you my beloved he will come again. But this time he will bind the strong man house. Again I welcome you ahead as my evangelist. You used to belief he doesn't exist but now you saw him. Am happy for you. I remember telling u this

Oh no! Can you people just stop this already!

what's all these Pls stop making Christians look stupi.d with all these emotional crap of some reprobates longing after the truth...and being your evangelists in advance?? That's crap girl, crap! We are reasonable people pls.
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by An2elect2(f): 5:50pm On Jul 25, 2015
The Op is a reprobate. That's all
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Elkewwty(f): 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2015
shocked grin
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 25, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
Imagine I'm trying to retire for the night and there he is in his gay attire telling me that he maketh evil and destroyeth cities
I just got very angry and picked up my slippers and smacked him
He has just ran out threatening me with hell fire but I'm sure he's not coming back to me any time soon
Seun
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2015
olivegirl:
My dear jesus came to you cause you have this quest to know the truth then truth came you ran. If truly he visited you my beloved he will come again. But this time he will bind the strong man house. Again I welcome you ahead as my evangelist. You used to belief he doesn't exist but now you saw him. Am happy for you. I remember telling u this
you seem dumb to me
Re: I Just Chased God Away From My House by davien(m): 7:56pm On Jul 25, 2015
An2elect2:
The Op is a reprobate. That's all
Following your theology wasn't he predestined to be a "reprobate"?

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