Somebody please tell me why this thread will not make front page.

lepasharon:

I dunno how people stay alone...wont you feel lonely?

lonely are understatementing

sorry, it's my dizzy hubby that typed this .

With the internet, you can actually be alone yet connected to millions. Most times one is better without room mates

sandrannna:
Somebody please tell me why this thread will not make front page.

i taught you should be sleeping by now..

Did you take Tea or Coffee ?

Aniekwe1:


It most certainly is, but in the form of e-mail requests

Let me speculate you are running out of words. Dont you know email get outdated either by misplacement of password or there about.

I have sent messages to folks severally here on nairaland, not even a mere one but that of business and guess what? I end up not getting an iota of reply or even something similar

In addendum, i just think nairaland needs to innovate its messaging system to finally hit their zenith.

Chascop:




i taught you should be sleeping by now..

Did you take Tea or Coffee ?

I'm d only one who should be asleep by dis time? Wah abt u?

.

sandrannna:

I'm d only one who should be asleep by dis time? Wah abt u?

hehehe...
I'm sleeping.
One eye open and the other Widely Opened . No closure.


But why are you still awake ?
Oya go to bed... Or are you an OPC or vigilante member

Chascop:





hehehe...

I'm sleeping.

One eye open and the other Widely Opened
. No closure.



But why are you still awake ?

Oya go to bed... Or are you an OPC or vigilante member

I had siesta, dats why I'm awake.
What's keeping u awake?

teekay213:
1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon. this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon. his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

Hahaha



Op, kudos jawe



Well written bro

[quote author=teekay213 post=35069995]1.

Name waa, my brother.

Some SU and so called prayer warriors are hypocrites.

I had this roommate who professed to be born again.

His annoying morning prayer routine was to play a religious tune on tape.

Then he would kneel by his bed like he was lifeless before launching into some tongues: kra-kra-kra...shika-shika-shika......

Sometimes I thought he was choking.

Now the juicy part:

Guy fell for one beautiful babe, whom he helped with registration.

Most time, when babe came visiting, guy convinced her to stay.

I usually left the room for them during the day only to come back later to find babe was still around.

Then I knew my sleep would be disturbed again when the oohs and ahhs began throughout the night

The session became more regular. Fellow SUs complained but guy held tight. He was excommunicated.

Many years later, I ran into the babe in Kaduna. We recognised each other just said hi. She had become more mature and less attractive.

Maybe I am the only one with this kind of experience. Or did you?

i hate staying with fools

Op Snoring should be added to that list

[quote author=teekay213 post=35069995]1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon.this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon.his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

Attention seeker!

Then which kind friends u want again, when al kinds of roommate was listed their

What do you mean you don't want the reading mode guy?
Bleep off then!!

1GIG:
Then which kind friends u want again, when al kinds of roommate was listed their

The fact that he hates prayer warriors and Scripture Union guys should tell you he prefers witches and wizards as roommates as birds of the same feather flock together.

I'll better live with a student who always reads than to live with one who is always watching movies...
You can never read in peace coz they'll always be disturbing you!

**disgusting!

The reconciliation guys - These ones can't let go of N20 for each other when money mixes up. If one buys ordinary blade for the other and it costs N10. Latest the second day, the other must send him something of the same amount. If more than the previous owing; the first must find a way to reconcile.

Working class students for that matter..!

daveP:
The type that brings visitors(both male and female) without telling you/unnanounced. That moment they begin dey form familiarity.

Those ones wey sabi use pot cook for babe, but no sabi cleanup. Disgusting.


That one that in the middle of the night just screams out of his sleep shouting "nooooo wayyy!! And stands up and begin to pray with vigorfulity! Scary and unsettling.


The ones that when sleeping will place their leg on your head and mouth......a belt comes in handy

the one that does extracool when you wanna sleep.

LMAO!!!!!!

Reading the number 2 which is about the SU, I can't but agree that you are funny and indeed sick at the same time. Forgive me, I would have expected that you appreciate that the guy is organised and you learn from him how to be rather than preferring the area boys life.

A roommate that is lazy and do castigates alot

pelij18:
Let me speculate you are running out of words. Dont you know email get outdated either by misplacement of password or there about.

I have sent messages to folks severally here on nairaland, not even a mere one but that of business and guess what? I end up not getting an iota of reply or even something similar

In addendum, i just think nairaland needs to innovate its messaging system to finally hit their zenith.

Seun

Dz remind me of mai final year wt a prayer warrior as a rum mate. She always start her prayer at 3a.m evryday. chai! It ws so annoying, we complained, she wldn't chng, we later had tto report her

qbd2:
Bedwetter nko?

Please don't tell me you had one as a room mate

Room mates that cook at d middle of d night, gush . I have this medical student in my room he hardly have time for himself so d only time he has for cooking are midnights .U d sleep beans go d boil and d smell d enter Ur nose.

Had a room mate dat claimed spirikoko. Always praying and speaking in tongues and nag at d slightest provocation. D day I caught her on a lonely road path smooching a fellow su guy, I lost all regards for her. Day she stopped nagging in our room and tongue speaking reduced.

pelij18:
Typing mistake you know. Morever my correction was not out of pride. take note

OK sir, its More over not morever. thank you.

if you stay with yoruba boy without understanding the language...o boi you go die of noise and cursing..like oooh, aaah, ode, olodo..shooo etc..these are exclamations at every sentence they make even if he want to mention your name....they can make noise

but you can't do without them










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teekay213:
1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon.this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon.his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

I never had a room mate' I choose whoever squat with me' if d person sucks, I dish him out....

dblaisepascal:
I never had a room mate' I choose whoever squat with me' if d person sucks, I dish him out....

correct!big boy,u live off k.