Here are 30 things films have led us to believe (Especially Hollywood & Nollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs.

#1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

#16. All black cats are evil.

#17. Witches and cultists usually dress in black and red.

#18. If aliens invade earth, the USA would be their destination and the only place they would destroy.

#19. If any insect bites you, you will get a super power from it.

#20. Aliens understand English.

#21. When under heavy fire, all your enemies suddenly have unsteady hands and you always escape the bullets, but your own accuracy increases exponentially, that you make nothing other than head-shots

#22. Even if the car turns over 5times, you always come out fine

#23. it takes less than 5 seconds for poison to kill someone

#24. every old. Man/woman must cough before dying (especially Olu Jacobs)

#25. after planing to kill someone from the beginning of the movie towards the end when you finally have a chance, you decide you want to look them in the eyes before killing

#26 The villain always dies at the end of the movie

#27. When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is

#28. all the boys and men in the time when technology had not come to africa always have nice hair cuts and their hair is always well carved like the work of a clipper.

#29. In the middle of a thick forest at night and no moon, somehow theres always light reflecting on the bodies of the people that looks like flood light.

#30. Your clothes always come out dry even if you escaped from a sinking submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

#31. Kissing at the end of a horrific plane crash makes the pain go away and everyone forget it happened.

IMPORTANT BONUSES:

* Actor No Dey Die!

* Only In An Indian Film Will The Teacher Catch A Student With Expo In An Exam And Evrybody Starts Dancing.

In Nollywood you'll see a ghost making a phone call, calling The native Doctor that sent him to describe his/her Killer's house


only in Nollywood you'll see Ghost wearing Bathroom slippers


In Bollywood. . . After dancing something tragic always happen with the sound "gan gan- gan gan"

lmao

CrazyScientist:
Here are 30 things films have led us to believe (Especially Hollywood & Nollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs.

#1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

#16. All black cats are evil.

#17. Witches and cultists usually dress in black and red.

#18. If aliens invade earth, the USA would be their destination and the only place they would destroy.

#19. If any insect bites you, you will get a super power from it.

#20. Aliens understand English.

#21. When under heavy fire, all your enemies suddenly have unsteady hands and you always escape the bullets, but your own accuracy increases exponentially, that you make nothing other than head-shots

#22. Even if the car turns over 5times, you always come out fine

#23. it takes less than 5 seconds for poison to kill someone

#24. every old. Man/woman must cough before dying (especially Olu Jacobs)

#25. after planing to kill someone from the beginning of the movie towards the end when you finally have a chance, you decide you want to look them in the eyes before killing

#26 The villain always dies at the end of the movie

#27. When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is

#28. all the boys and men in the time when technology had not come to africa always have nice hair cuts and their hair is always well carved like the work of a clipper.

#29. In the middle of a thick forest at night and no moon, somehow theres always light reflecting on the bodies of the people that looks like flood light.

#30. Your clothes always come out dry even if you escaped from a sinking submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

#31. Kissing at the end of a horrific plane crash makes the pain go away and everyone forget it happened.

IMPORTANT BONUSES:

* Actor No Dey Die!

* Only In An Indian Film Will The Teacher Catch A Student With Expo In An Exam And Evrybody Starts Dancing.

s0mething i learnt from superman films. Krypt0nite is never scarce but the questi0n is why d0n't criminals use it in metropolis. The joker is a maniac but batman will never kill him.

Home movies na for entertainment naa.

Loool. Funny write up

See as people dey look me for church for laughing out loud nice write-up OP ;

Not for sale...

Goat eating human flesh. .

Can't get ERAN IYA OSHOGBO off my mind.

Scary shit

When victims are shot they just die without struggling.which kin bullet dey sap life instantly like that?
I need am.i got a list already.

Is this meant to be funny and i didnt laugh?

Lozz. So funny.

Victim

Killingwood.

Lol,no 6 tho

lol,so funny hw ppl believe in what is been portrayed on t.v

LOl...

Ejeh benjamin if you see this comment by chance...
Am advicing you to stop stealing NL posts okay??

Bacteeriaa


Jay4

Erukumakanaki:
In Nollywood you'll see a ghost making a phone call, calling The native Doctor that sent him to describe his/her Killer's house


only in Nollywood you'll see Ghost wearing Bathroom slippers


In Bollywood. . . After dancing something tragic always happen with the sound "gan gan- gan gan"

in Nigeria there is this sound paparaa then we start shooting with out sound no shooting will commence oo

A Ghost looks left and right before crossing the road.

A Ghost wears different clothes each time it appears.

When someone dies an unnatural death, a broom or cane is placed on the grave and the person's ghost uses this material to attack the murders.

You've got to love Nollywood.

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dreydee:
See as people dey look me for church for laughing out loud nice write-up OP ;

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U com tok say na ur grandmama no alow u prosper

oro de lo so.

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Hilarious!! But true..

LOL

esp in India movies, everyone knows what you are singing and dance steps, while Chinese movies makes one believe you can fly from Lagos to Ibadan.

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