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What Do You Think God Calls You? by Feranchek(m): 8:36am On Jul 05, 2015
» When a lawyer looks at u, he calls u a
client.
» When an artiste looks at u, he calls u a
fan.
» When a conductor looks at u, he calls u a
passenger.
» When a doctor looks at u, he calls u a
patient.
» When a banker looks at u, he calls u a
customer.
» When a teacher looks at u, he calls u a
student.
» When a politician looks at u, he calls u a
constituent..
» When a soldier looks at u, he calls u a
bloody civilian.
But When God looks at u, what do u think He
calls you?
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Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by Nobody: 8:39am On Jul 05, 2015
God calls me his creation, because that's what I am.

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Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by angieberry(f): 9:12am On Jul 05, 2015
He calls me his child
Because he is my Father
Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by Vikkie14: 9:30am On Jul 05, 2015
He sees/called me His Heir.
When He sees me, He is happy and says: Uhm! That's my Boy.

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Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by menesheh(m): 10:21am On Jul 05, 2015
Feranchek:
» When a lawyer looks at u, he calls u a
client.
» When an artiste looks at u, he calls u a
fan.
» When a conductor looks at u, he calls u a
passenger.
» When a doctor looks at u, he calls u a
patient.
» When a banker looks at u, he calls u a
customer.
» When a teacher looks at u, he calls u a
student.
» When a politician looks at u, he calls u a
constituent..
» When a soldier looks at u, he calls u a
bloody civilian.
But When God looks at u, what do u think He
calls you?
Please comment and SHARE with friends

He calls you extorter.

Give me your money i will save your soul
Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by angieberry(f): 11:59am On Jul 05, 2015
^^^^^^ wat is dis one saying
Re: What Do You Think God Calls You? by Feranchek(m): 1:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
angieberry:
^^^^^^ wat is dis one saying

As in ehn..... I taya for the m lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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