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| Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 12:07am On Jul 20, 2015 |
I have been holed up in my house all day. It's likely going to continue like that for the rest of the week. Thank God am on holiday but it's clear nobody will call me uncle or brother eddygourdo anymore especially as that useless tolotolo whom I will refer to as belzebub in this narrative has made sure of that. I hate any animal with feathers. I run from them. Mother hens make it a priority to chase Me whenever they see me, surprisingly they don't chase others. It's as though they are aware I can't stand them and they use that opportunity to display bravado to their newly hatched chicks. Yes I hate feathered animals but I dread the tolotolo. If u want me never to visit u, buy one and keep at ur gate and even after its killed and fried which I might have joined in the feast I still won't visit u. I stepped out of my house today and in the full glare of my street niggers and chicks, belzebub used me to shine. He chased me, flew at me, I ran and hid, he came to where I was hiding, I begged people to rescue me they were all busy laughing at me. Luckily I saw a nearby car and I climbed on the roof with belzebub hot on my tail. Tears were streaming from my eyes, nobody came to my aid, even I as I was on the roof of the car screaming on top of my lungs for God to take this cup away from me this tolotolo kept prancing making moves to join me there and likely kill me finally. Nigerians are wicked. I live with devils as neighbours they took their time to laugh at a 33year old man crying himself cos of a useless overgrown chicken whose meat doesn't taste good without frying. I feel bad at my public humiliation. How can I fight this fear I have for chickens and tolotolo 12 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by MizMyColi(f): 12:11am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Dyaammnn Some serious midnight laffs here   1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Shortyy(f): 12:13am On Jul 20, 2015 |
lol |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by misterchris(m): 12:15am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Be stoning them |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 12:18am On Jul 20, 2015 |
misterchris:I didn't see him coming. I intend to sue his owner for leaving him on the street. I was walking my own jejely |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by georjay(m): 12:27am On Jul 20, 2015 |
FEAR FEAR! OLDMAN LIKE YOU...MAKE I NO LIE,I FEAR TURKEY TOO O..KAI..IF YOU WEAR ANYTHING RED,NA DIE YOU DY O...DY AR NT WILD PERSE BUH SUM TOLOTOLO CAN BE MEAN EHN! BUH I NO DY FEAR CHICKEN XCEPT D ONES IN ALL BLACK OUTFIT ALSO THE BALD HEADED CHICKENS,KAI FEAR THEM O 3 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by adamilen(f): 12:30am On Jul 20, 2015 |
OP....That tolotolo na human being. Check yourself, your background and your past deeds. I am sure you will know who that tolotolo is.  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by b3llo(m): 1:45am On Jul 20, 2015 |
hahaha... Really funny but pitiful. Op, I understand your pain. There was a certain time last year when I was chased by a full grown Turkey, in the process of running I hit a stone n cracked my toe nail. I was laughing because we were 2 chased by it, I got enraged and confronted the bird. The turkey, ran into hiding. The annoying thing was that, the person we visited was laughing real hard and told me not to kill their bird... 4 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by tpiadotcom: 2:28am On Jul 20, 2015 |
If you are black, its nigga, not ni***er. Or you could just say something else. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by tpiadotcom: 2:29am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Op Turn to Jesus btw. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by tmanis(m): 3:12am On Jul 20, 2015 |
hahahaha.. it's too early to be laughing like this Mr op 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by vague: 3:20am On Jul 20, 2015 |
adamilen:see african advice |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by 5minsmadness: 6:55am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Hilarious OP kpele. I couldn't near chickens till I was 12. My dad made me catch and slaughter one 1 day when he noticed my phobia. It was either that or some serious whipping. My phobia disappeared that day 6 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Smhart1(f): 9:04am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Yours is better you can't imagine the kind of phobia I have for millipede, worms and maggots 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Dyt(f): 9:15am On Jul 20, 2015 |
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| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Sijo01(f): 9:33am On Jul 20, 2015 |
| Its funny, the type of things people have phobia for, but i never thought people can have phobia for tolotolo or any feathered animal. . . . . yours truly cannot stand the sight of millipede; physically or even on pictures  |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 10:36am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Sijo01:feathered animals give me the creeps. I need to go out now but I believe it might be outside. I should have woken up earlier for Christ sake 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 10:38am On Jul 20, 2015 |
tmanis:typical Nigerian. Am sure if u were close by u would have laughed at me instead of saving a brother |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 10:39am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Smhart1:worms hmmmm. I no feat that one. I can pick it up sef. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 10:41am On Jul 20, 2015 |
b3llo:imagine the effrontery, don't kill their bird. If only I could. I for kill am. Cause why will something chase me even while I am screaming and apologise to the damn bird 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 10:42am On Jul 20, 2015 |
b3llo:imagine the effrontery, don't kill their bird. If only I could. I for kill am. Cause why will something chase me even while I am screaming and apologising to the damn bird |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Smhart1(f): 10:42am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Eddygourdo:God forbid, hardly can you see me going out during raining season, I forfeited 20marks when I was in my 100level because I can't stand the sight...... you don't want to imagine how much I hate that thing. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 11:39am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Smhart1:hahahaha hahaha. I really need to understand why people have certain phobias. I am tired and ashamed of mine. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Smhart1(f): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Eddygourdo:I can never be shy of mine because everyone close to me know |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by ireneidiva(f): 1:43pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
I thought I was the only one. Lizards and domestic birds scare me to death. |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by hurpeyeahme(f): 2:32pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
There's dis neighbours house I fetch tap water from,i usually ask the 5yr old son to cage the big turkey whenever I fetch water. One morning I needed to fetch water d lil boy has obviously gone to school heee! I summed up courage only for d turkey to spring up n chase d hell outa me,I was screaming my voice out, d mum came out n starts laughing b4 she finally stopped d turkey from chasing me. Luckily for me it was just her dt witness d scenario n it's like 7yrs ago 2 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by MARKone(m): 3:45pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Tolotolo and Turkey is the same ^^^ Op, I feel you, but at 33yrs of Age, you should have overgrown the fear. They really freaked me out when I was still little, my grandfather kept them as 'Watch birds', those two were terrorist back then. Even now, am still careful with them, when I see one with fluffed feathers, I just swerve no time to start fighting with a bird, ndo. 4 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Fkforyou(m): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Lol....Funny comments, well my own na snakes. I just have this irrational fear about that thing and I dont know why, even in broad day light, if the thought of it cross my mind I go just dey check around my self to make sure say nothing dey my side , even if na rope touch me I go panic 4 Likes |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by Eddygourdo(m): 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Smhart1:clearly good people stay around u. Or they scared u will kiss ass of any one u mocks |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by 5minsmadness: 5:45pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Eddygourdo: Falls from car bonnet in derisive laugher 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by 5minsmadness: 5:52pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Eddygourdo: 2 Likes
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| Re: Why Do I Have Great Phobia For Tolotolo. Smh by hahn(m): 5:55pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Eddygourdo: Did you take a pic of the bird chasing you? That will really help your case in court |
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