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Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 11:47am On Jul 23, 2015
Venus007:
Oh my! Jst felt nostalgic when u wrote 'Vee', my close frnds used to call me dat. Yea, I see. Maybe too many ppl didnt apply 4 it nd u did very well 4 Psychology. Cngrats again.


Oh your name? Lol. Don't mind me o. I endear myself to people fast, almost like I trust too quickly so I just switch into finding cool nicknames for new friends. Old habits die hard. Pardon me for using the name without permission.
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by RobinHez(m): 11:48am On Jul 23, 2015
Teempakguy:
hey . . . at the time I wrote jamb, I wasn't a serious student nah. If you view my posts from around that time, you'll see. embarassed

I recently repented. grin grin
Hmm...I was expecting a better excuse tho...bu...never mind grin
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Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Pukka36(f): 11:49am On Jul 23, 2015
Venus007:
E too heavy, u knw na u get power pass. U hol' d bomb make ah carry d remote dey ur back.
Ada96:

oya hold this bomb n follow me
Chai!!!


Jamb yaf made these two gehs to crase woohcheesy
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 23, 2015
Pukka36:
Yeahcheesy


It's Ok!


Congratulationsgrin

Thanks o... U and Venus. But come to think of it, it aint over till it s over. Unilag can be like snakes atimes.
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Venus007(f): 11:51am On Jul 23, 2015
Lol. Its allowed.
TheWisest:


Oh your name? Lol. Don't mind me o. I endear myself to people fast, almost like I trust too quickly so I just switch into finding cool nicknames for new friends. Old habits die hard. Pardon me for using the name without permission.
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Venus007(f): 11:53am On Jul 23, 2015
Hmmm.... Is nor our fault. Meanwhile! RobinHez, my peppersoup eyaff finish oh. D popcorn remain only small sef.
Pukka36:
Chai!!!


Jamb yaf made these two gehs to crase woohcheesy
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Venus007(f): 11:54am On Jul 23, 2015
Huge snakes mehn!
TheWisest:


Thanks o... U and Venus. But come to think of it, it aint over till it s over. Unilag can be like snakes atimes.
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Venus007(f): 11:55am On Jul 23, 2015
Hehehe. Im learning hw ah go take survive 4 UNIBEN ho.
Pukka36:
Dey there dey form modestytongue
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Pukka36(f): 11:59am On Jul 23, 2015
Venus007:
Hehehe. Im learning hw ah go take survive 4 UNIBEN ho.
Hehehe,ah can sii dhat!
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
Venus007:
Huge snakes mehn!

Hahahahahaha. As in eh...
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jul 23, 2015
RobinHez:

Hmm...I was expecting a better excuse tho...bu...never mind grin
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there is no better excuse. lipsrsealed
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jul 23, 2015
TheWisest:

Ada easy o! I heard SARS are onto you. smiley
Lol
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by RobinHez(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2015
Teempakguy:
there is no better excuse. lipsrsealed
Maybe reading something else, or working on a research paper...don't tell me u love reading ur sech. School books? lipsrsealed
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 23, 2015
Venus007:
E too heavy, u knw na u get power pass. U hol' d bomb make ah carry d remote dey ur back.
no u dunno how to operate the remote...okay y not tie the bomb to your waist or u fit back the bomb?
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 23, 2015
Pukka36:
Chai!!!

Jamb yaf made these two gehs to crase woohcheesy
cheesy
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 23, 2015
RobinHez:

Maybe reading something else, or working on a research paper...don't tell me u love reading ur sech. School books? lipsrsealed
yes nah.
I was always reading other books. Novels, research papers, and stuff that was not even related to my school work at all.
I was also a movie watcher and game player. grin grin

. . . I absolutely hated reading my sech. School textbooks. They were all in black and white. Badly edited. And dry. sad
I would rather watch film jare. grin
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 23, 2015
TheWisest:
Na wa o. I scored 247 at JAMB papers and was expecting to be bounced back on Unilag portal. But I was accepted. Even generated payment details. I know I m happy o, but the process resembles magic. Cant wrap my head around this.
waawu lucky u...m also happy for ucheesy
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by SlyCharlie(m): 12:29pm On Jul 23, 2015
prospective futo students can check thier eligibility status here!!!!....
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www.futo.edu.ng/news/tabid/272/id/298/20152016-futo-post-utme-screening-exercise.aspx
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by RobinHez(m): 12:32pm On Jul 23, 2015
Teempakguy:
yes nah.
I was always reading other books. Novels, research papers, and stuff that was not even related to my school work at all.
I was also a movie watcher and game player. grin grin

. . . I absolutely hated reading my sech. School textbooks. They were all in black and white. Badly edited. And dry. sad
I would rather watch film jare. grin
Better grin
I'm not alone...
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jul 23, 2015
this is jurz the beginning *takes a sit *
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2015
Psychology! shocked
TheWisest:


Thanks Vee! It s BSc Psychology and I'm from Delta. Meaning I m not in the catchment area. See why it s still strange? Lol. How about you?
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Pukka36(f): 12:39pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ada96:

cheesy
Oh Jamb,please dnt allow my first shild (Ada) go to madembarassed
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jul 23, 2015
Pukka36:
Oh Jamb,please dnt allow my first shild (Ada) go to madembarassed



as the form no wan show nkoundecided
shey u dey see your school *uniben*
now futo's form is out ...
ur bro n teempak dey kolo for one side..soufflex is busy observing from one thread to the other she is allover d place...venus007 dey one corner dey chop pepper soup and popcorn....
if u can beat them u join them undecided
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 12:45pm On Jul 23, 2015
Well, we were told to lookout for new updates abt the on going POST UTME ish' on JAMB's website tomorrow (24/7/2015).
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
RobinHez:

Better grin
I'm not alone...
hahahaha grin grin grin
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Pukka36(f): 12:54pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ada96:


as the form no wan show nkoundecided
shey u dey see your school *uniben*
now futo's form is out ...
ur bro n teempak dey kolo for one side..soufflex is busy observing from one thread to the other she is allover d place...venus007 dey one corner dey chop pepper soup and popcorn....
if u can beat them u join them undecided
Biko dnt join dem go crase iBegcheesy


Meanwhile,AAUA's form is awwtttgrin
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ada96:


as the form no wan show nkoundecided
shey u dey see your school *uniben*
now futo's form is out ...
ur bro n teempak dey kolo for one side..[b]soufflex is busy observing from one thread to the other she is allover d place...[/b]venus007 dey one corner dey chop pepper soup and popcorn....
if u can beat them u join them undecided

LOL

Pukka36:
Biko dnt join dem go crase iBegcheesy
Meanwhile,AAUA's form is awwtttgrin

Why is Uniben taking so long na? undecided cry

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Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ada96:

waawu lucky u...m also happy for ucheesy

Ada thanks o! Funny how plans can change overnight. Never expected it but God wants it. Infact #Godwin. smiley
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jul 23, 2015
Nonor:
Psychology! shocked

Yeah... Any probs? smiley
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Pukka36(f): 1:04pm On Jul 23, 2015
SouffleX:


LOL



Why is Uniben taking so long na? undecided cry
I'on know! Oshodin Mrs has stopped picking mah calls
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 1:05pm On Jul 23, 2015
No not at all. Its the same course I applied for #234
TheWisest:


Yeah... Any probs? smiley
Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Jul 23, 2015
Pukka36:
Biko dnt join dem go crase iBegcheesy

Meanwhile,AAUA's form is awwtttgrin
ehn go beg uniben na....nor b Benin u dey ...don't u v oshodin Mrs phone number
lol u see wah am saying? *continues roaming round the streets *

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