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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletpimperne: 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2015
scarletdp:


You have been making claims that you can get someone into NLNG. You even claim you have the specific materials that would enable one smash the AC and be given Offer of employment. Bros you are a former job seeker ( or maybe currently still one) within the Federal republic of Nigeria, you should be careful of what you say even if you do not quite understand what intergrity and fairness is all about.

So please be careful of what you say or do so that we do not disrupt a process that has ended or is about to end peacefully and in a matter of weeks success mails would be received. grin grin grin

I never claimed I can get someone employed at NLNG! My only claim is that I can adequately prepare anyone interested to ACe his/her exam. Getting employed by the organisation is something I do not have any control over
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 6:44pm On Jul 29, 2015
scarletpimperne:


I never claimed I can get someone employed at NLNG! My only claim is that I can adequately prepare anyone interested to ACe his/her exam. Getting employed by the organisation is something I do not have any control over

Then u lack tact and decorum. Your approach to business is tacky to say the least. This same thing u are boastfully claiming to be able to help people achieve is what Jarus did a while back without leaving a bad taste in our mouths.
His approach has the makings of a serious business and he didnt appear to be making ridiculous claims and careless statements. You, sir, have the business saavy of a garage tout. Your choice of words is disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u.
Should u choose a career in helping people pass their exams and ACs, I would suggest u approach Jarus for tutelage. Best of luck.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Jarus(m): 7:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
NPComplete:


Then u lack tact and decorum. Your approach to business is tacky to say the least. This same thing u are boastfully claiming to be able to help people achieve is what Jarus did a while back without leaving a bad taste in our mouths.
His approach has the makings of a serious business and he didnt appear to be making ridiculous claims and careless statements. You, sir, have the business saavy of a garage tout. Your choice of words is disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u.
Should u choose a career in helping people pass their exams and ACs, I would suggest u approach Jarus for tutelage. Best of luck.

Thanks for the generous words.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 7:51pm On Jul 29, 2015
Dears,

When will the PH process be concluded?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by kblaze111: 7:56pm On Jul 29, 2015
someone please answer us?
So we can start the real waiting and countdown.

coolio2014:
Dears,
When will the PH process be concluded?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletpimperne: 9:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
NPComplete:


Then u lack tact and decorum. Your approach to business is tacky to say the least. This same thing u are boastfully claiming to be able to help people achieve is what Jarus did a while back without leaving a bad taste in our mouths.
His approach has the makings of a serious business and he didnt appear to be making ridiculous claims and careless statements. You, sir, have the business saavy of a garage tout. Your choice of words is disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u.
Should u choose a career in helping people pass their exams and ACs, I would suggest u approach Jarus for tutelage. Best of luck.

I won't be dragged into verbal jujitsu with you. Those who have contacted me can vouch for the veracity of my claims. Donald Trump is d most disliked GOP candidate today but the polls still put him at No 1. Its called deceptive disruption.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by DeeBlacque: 9:52pm On Jul 29, 2015
NPComplete:


Then u lack tact and decorum. Your approach to business is tacky to say the least. This same thing u are boastfully claiming to be able to help people achieve is what Jarus did a while back without leaving a bad taste in our mouths.
His approach has the makings of a serious business and he didnt appear to be making ridiculous claims and careless statements. You, sir, have the business saavy of a garage tout. Your choice of words is disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u.
Should u choose a career in helping people pass their exams and ACs, I would suggest u approach Jarus for tutelage. Best of luck.


Inasmuch as I quite understand your opinion on the issue, I think you're somewhat as guilty for the offence you're accusing the gentleman of, though in a different context this time. "lack tact and decorum"; "business saavy of a garage tout"; "disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u"... these were expressions that obviously indicated your crossing the border line, taking due consideration of the CSR (Consideration, Sensitivity and Respect) doctrine. Howbeit, you've got your reasons for being so "straight" and I totally respect that. But in my opinion like I said, the "straightness" could have been coined in more subtle terms. As we move on, even after the conclusion of the NLNG recruitment process, we must at all times consider the very essence of emotional intelligence in our dealings with people, be us on the same side of the divide or not. If you must criticize, do so constructively, without resorting to slandering or character assassination.

Having said all that, remember... the mirror is where that beautiful face has been hiding all along. smiley
Now, look into the mirror and tell me what you see is beautiful wink

#AllIsWell #Ubuntu #IAmBecauseWeAre

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 12:11am On Jul 30, 2015
scarletdp:


You just dey worry yourself on "what has always been, what will be and what will always be"

If you were asked, Do you think NLNG has been run all these years by the best of the best, hence their sustainable development?

If your answer is yes, then you should understand that there must be something working with this their zoning process and take a Chill pill.. Hehehe
Well.. Let me beleive that the zoning is perfectly unbiased.., although, some better candidates in other zones would be denied their God-preserved opportunities.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 6:13am On Jul 30, 2015
tk4rd:
Well.. Let me beleive that the zoning is perfectly unbiased.., although, some better candidates in other zones would be[b] denied their God-preserved opportunities[/b].

If it was God preserved, then there is no way they will be denied. wink

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 6:17am On Jul 30, 2015
scarletdp:


If it was God preserved, then there is no way they will be denied. wink

Hehehe grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletpimperne: 7:43am On Jul 30, 2015
p4all:


AC in PH Was Concluded yesterday. So what's remaining is Success or Regret mails. As for me i have signed my employment letter at Salvation Ministry. Waiting for my colleagues.

This information is incorrect. I know of a few people who have their AC tomorrow (31/07/15). And there's a very high likelihood that all those that missed their AC will be given a final opportunity in a "mop up" week which I suspect is next week
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:45am On Jul 30, 2015
DeeBlacque:



Inasmuch as I quite understand your opinion on the issue, I think you're somewhat as guilty for the offence you're accusing the gentleman of, though in a different context this time. "lack tact and decorum"; "business saavy of a garage tout"; "disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u"... these were expressions that obviously indicated your crossing the border line, taking due consideration of the CSR (Consideration, Sensitivity and Respect) doctrine. Howbeit, you've got your reasons for being so "straight" and I totally respect that. But in my opinion like I said, the "straightness" could have been coined in more subtle terms. As we move on, even after the conclusion of the NLNG recruitment process, we must at all times consider the very essence of emotional intelligence in our dealings with people, be us on the same side of the divide or not. If you must criticize, do so constructively, without resorting to slandering or character assassination.

Having said all that, remember... the mirror is where that beautiful face has been hiding all along. smiley
Now, look into the mirror and tell me what you see is beautiful wink

#AllIsWell #Ubuntu #IAmBecauseWeAre
The reason he was being so "straight" can be easily deduced.
He was at Jurus' preparatory exercise, and to him, it was not bad.
And here, someone came late and was using a different marketing technique (which to me can be seen as "last bullet approach" ), but the commenter took offence in the sense that Jurus' marketing approach made more sense to him..

But the truth is, if this guy happened to be here around middle of May, the same commenter wouldn't have minded combining both Jurus' exercises and the guy's advertised preparations, no matter the approach he used.
Note: MY USE OF THE WORD "JURUS" WAS DELIBERATE.. THANKS.. ..
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:56am On Jul 30, 2015
scarletdp:


If it was God preserved, then there is no way they will be denied. wink
Well.. May God help us all..
Now.. I am not being pessimistic...
But I want to know more about how their waiting lists work.
Do they apply the waiting list theory to G.T recruitment too.?
Or only to experienced hires.?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:03am On Jul 30, 2015
tk4rd:
Well.. May God help us all..
Now.. I am not being pessimistic...
But I want to know more about how their waiting lists work.
Do they apply the waiting list theory to G.T recruitment too.?
Or only to experienced hires.?

Pessimistic? Not at all, more like a realist because truth be told, No one deserves it more than the other. Anyone of us could be employed or made to wait or not get in at all. However, I absolutely have no idea how that works.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 8:30am On Jul 30, 2015
tk4rd:
The reason he was being so "straight" can be easily deduced.
He was at Jurus' preparatory exercise, and to him, it was not bad.
And here, someone came late and was using a different marketing technique (which to me can be seen as "last bullet approach" ), but the commenter took offence in the sense that Jurus' marketing approach made more sense to him..

But the truth is, if this guy happened to be here around middle of May, the same commenter wouldn't have minded combining both Jurus' exercises and the guy's advertised preparations, no matter the approach he used.
Note: MY USE OF THE WORD "JURUS" WAS DELIBERATE.. THANKS.. ..

U have a point there smiley
However, at the risk of sounding like a broken record, I must state that my perspective seems lost on u. And no, I didn't attend any Jurus's (according to u for whatever reason) preparatory exercise. And my reservations has nothing to do with the timing.
Compare Jurus' introduction to his. Compare the choice of words when addressing people. And compare the overall manner, u will agree with me that this new guy leaves much to be desired. I mean this guy compared some people to dead bodies. Then he went further to insult two people who just stated what they believed will be the number of people that will be finally recruited. That among others is the reason I said what I said to him.
To answer ur question, if I was to choose between either, I would easily pick Jurus because his seem more coordinated, professional and trustworthy.

Anyway I expect this thread to light up as soon as we can confirm when the AC truly finishes.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 8:38am On Jul 30, 2015
p4all:


I don't have time for arguments. my friend was also scheduled for 31st. They sent him another mail and he did on 28th. AC finished yesterday take it or leave it. Bye till offer letter.

Lol.. as in no time for stress abi?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 8:52am On Jul 30, 2015
p4all:


I don't have time for arguments. my friend was also scheduled for 31st. They sent him another mail and he did on 28th. AC finished yesterday take it or leave it. Bye till offer letter.

LOL. But dont u think he may be right in his assertion that people who may have missed their AC will be given some few days to do theirs? And do u have any proof that AC ended yesterday besides the fact that someone u know was shifted from 31st to the 28, I mean were u expressly told about the closing date?
No vex o. Na question I dey ask no be argue I wan argue o. Please indulge me. smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletpimperne: 8:55am On Jul 30, 2015
NPComplete:

.... I mean this guy compared some people to dead bodies..
Perhaps you need to re-read what I said in context. OkeyJames said something along the lines of me prescribing panadol to someone who headache had killed... Medicine after death. This for me was supposed to be his funny way of saying I was engaging in wasted efforts wooing y'all Lagos and Abuja folks. My response wasn't saying y'all are dead folks rather a play of words that that wasn't my target market. If that was offensive (and I can see how it can be taken as offensive) then my apologies to every and anyone that was offended. My marketing style may be brash bit it is so for a reason.

Meanwhile the ministry is moving. Its best interested parties come on board before the permanent site is attained. Lol

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 9:08am On Jul 30, 2015
scarletpimperne:

Perhaps you need to re-read what I said in context. OkeyJames said something along the lines of me prescribing panadol to someone who headache had killed... Medicine after death. This for me was supposed to be his funny way of saying I was engaging in wasted efforts wooing y'all Lagos and Abuja folks. My response wasn't saying y'all are dead folks rather a play of words that that wasn't my target market. If that was offensive (and I can see how it can be taken as offensive) then my apologies to every and anyone that was offended. My marketing style may be brash bit it is so for a reason.

Meanwhile the ministry is moving. Its best interested parties come on board before the permanent site is attained. Lol

Best of luck in your ministry. Enjoy smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:18am On Jul 30, 2015
p4all:


I don't have time for arguments. my friend was also scheduled for 31st. They sent him another mail and he did on 28th. AC finished yesterday take it or leave it. Bye till offer letter.
So, to be on the safer side, let us assume that it will end Friday..

GUYS.. I SMELL VICTORYYYYY ✌
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by FGUN14: 9:27am On Jul 30, 2015
scarletdp:

Bros you are a former job seeker (or may be currently still one) within the Federal republic of Nigeria...
Lmao grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by masagoody(m): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2015
having read through all the comments in the last two pages, I can't see how the comments will affect my offer letter. therefore, you guys can continue.
#IJusDeyObserve.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by weomet: 1:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
You be character
masagoody:
having read through all the comments in the last two pages, I can't see how the comments will affect my offer letter. therefore, you guys can continue.
#IJusDeyObserve.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nicer(m): 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2015
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck. it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sp500: 2:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
Abeg when Nlng go pay my flight money oo, na wetin concern me pass be that for now. the tin don dey tey oo

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 2:29pm On Jul 30, 2015
Nicer:
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck . it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

Several meanings can be read into the bolded depending on which phrase/word/syllable is emphasised. Gut feeling tells me that there are folks that are yet to participate in the AC.

Also you guys need to look into a certain moniker (not Jarus) peddling materials here. What he/she is doing is very disadvantageous to the rest of us
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 2:38pm On Jul 30, 2015
Nicer:
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck. it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

*sigh* Finally, someone who's words we trust.

Kindly keep us updated with any info you feel is relevant. It will be highly appreciated if you can.

Thanks bruv

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Dfavouredone: 3:46pm On Jul 30, 2015
Nicer:
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck. it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

The most trustworthy source on this thread so far; thanks for stopping by to break words with us. Very reassuring and calming to the uneasiness that was gradually developing.

To wait patiently isnt an easy feat; the favoured ones shall smile at last though.

If i'm not asking for too much, we will appreciate if you come around like this quite often to dispel the lies from those who claim to have "inside sauce", and probably massage us with some nerves relaxing and insensitive info like this.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2015
Dfavouredone:


The most trustworthy source on this thread so far; thanks for stopping by to break words with us. Very reassuring and calming to the uneasiness that was gradually developing.

To wait patiently isnt an easy feat; the favoured ones shall smile at last though.

If i'm not asking for too much, we will appreciate if you come around like this quite often to dispel the lies from those who claim to have[b] "inside sauce", [/b]and probably massage us with some nerves relaxing and insensitive info like this.


The level of some people's humor on this thread is just fantastic. smiley smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by kayceekels: 7:12pm On Jul 30, 2015
Abeg its not by force to comment. If u dont have anything useful to say, Abeg Abeg Abeg..... Stop making me read pages upon pages upon pages of crap. The arguments are getting too much. Abeg!!!!!!!!!

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