lordkvng:

bicycle engineering sef no too bad. I go grab Am ni

blueto:
the best way to learn these protocols is to quote anyone you fine doing it, there you will see how he clearly typed every quote.
but let me illustrate with an example:
copy the url of the page you want to link to,

the type this; [url=https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-2015-2016-admission-guide/961]Here[/url

You can see I ommited adding the last bracket so that I won't follow the command

Asapchow:
lol forget the name, she/he called you a pet

Xeinstra1:
I don't give beetle's fart if you don't Ruth.

RobinHez:

Hahaha...that's perfect!

Whatabout transportation? Is the place close to ur house, or u'd have to board 'tuketuke'..?

RobinHez:
Nobody asked u?!










Just kidding!! Congrats Nelson!

Otibho80:
tank u.pls don't bite ur tongue wen u r trying 2 pronounce it

Jackossky:


Do u still reside in Benin city.... Miss or Mrs lecturer

RobinHez:
Nobody asked u?!










Just kidding!! Congrats Nelson!

Pukka36:
Yes I do Mr Student!

Jackossky:




Robin ....it makes me remember robinhood in one classical. EmmmmEmmmm

Jackossky:



My quest is why do rain falls here always
I don't just get itit

Pukka36:
Good morning Sir!
Tis been a while,how r U doing?

Ijehk7:
Ahahahahahahaha h lol
#ijehkarison
When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!"
and
then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at
you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!

11)When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree
start again.

Pukka36:
I trek when am not gonna run late! Tis not far Lol@Tuketuke....U don learn one benin word be that O

Brian10:
You are a funny breed

RobinHez:


those buses look funny!

RobinHez:


Funny enough, the inspiration for my monicker comes from a character in a comic book I made as a kid...!
It was abt the life of Robin (after watching Robben play for the first time) a left-footed footballer. (back then Supa Strikas gave inspiration)

Hez...well, was from Hezekiah Walker, it sounded cool anytime he was being referred to as Bishop Hez or Heze
So I put them together, Robin+Hez.
Coincidentally, a friend forced me to watch Arrow with her...and I ended up getting the movie that self-same day. So, I discovered a better option; RobinHood! But unfortunately, it was already taken by someone without a mission here! (See for urself www.nairaland.com/robinhood)
So I got used to my Robin.Hez account, Now I'm proud of it!

Ijehk7:
Ahahahahahahaha h lol #ijehkarison When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.! 3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else... 4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force. 5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E don do be dat! 6)When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. 7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. 9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish. 10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50. 11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again. 12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change... #CryNogoDoAm 13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow.

RobinHez:

Guy I laugh sotey..I begin cry!

Thank u 4 this jare!! Choi! That guy for no11 go die!

RobinHez:

Uhm...quite short!
Was busy with some stuff..

Uhm..is ur psiphon handler functioning?

Pukka36:
Lol Did U enter? Uniben shuttle nko?

Adah96:
Yea d 24hrs own....y do u ask?

Jackossky:


Lol....so u want me to believe you are the author of that comical book

RobinHez:

Mine has being refusing to connect since...am just stuck with SS

RobinHez:

I thought u were never going to respond!

U're always viewing the thread..I'll take it that u're an aspirant. Yes or Yes?

RobinHez:

Haha..no o. Just that there are so many factors in Benin that are funny.

Another thing is the rate of 'Burial adverts' on ITV or EBS...

Jackossky:


Owk nice meeting you

lordkvng:
for all the wordy people here, Hope you don't talk verbose to the lay men n women in the creeks or streets , because that would be unethical, being vague , ambiguous and down right crazy is not a way of showing us you're learned or educated, I believe what makes grammar special is when two people can understand each other. So y'all should be concise , precise and succinct. have a wonderful day.

Princecalm:



too much usage, even if you don't pity empty handed, won't you pity the APP itself

RobinHez:

Mine has being refusing to connect since...am just stuck with SS