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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 6:23pm On Sep 28, 2015
xynerise:

As it stands bro, you already have a rival. If you are not giving her the much needed sex, then you are on a long thing. It doesn't hurt you to take a break at work for some days and teach her a lesson on bed. Don't leave her begging for sex. Na serious wahala o

You think a piece of plastic is a rival?
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:
vibrator always hits the spot.

please allow her to continue using it thank you...

This guy knows something most people here don't grin
Give the man a beer.
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:


This guy knows something most people here don't grin
Give the man a beer.


Hehehhehe i know nothing o,it just annoying why the op should be asking that question when he knows exactly what to do..

Abi you fit allow your wify use am ni?
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by xynerise: 6:35pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:

You think a piece of plastic is a rival?
Wait until she gets addicted to it

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 28, 2015
xynerise:

Wait until she gets addicted to it


Then what? She will be mast.rubating seven days a week 20 times a day?
How many women are addicted to dildos? PULEASE! Where do you people get your information from?

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 6:54pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:


Hehehhehe i know nothing o,it just annoying why the op should be asking that question when he knows exactly what to do..

Abi you fit allow your wify use am ni?

Why not?
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 6:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:

Why not?
Reason being??
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 6:58pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:
Reason being??

Why deny her the pleasure? I consider it a convenient aid.
What is so threatening about a piece of vibrating plastic?

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:

Why deny her the pleasure? I consider it a convenient aid. What is so threatening about a piece of vibrating plastic?
God made you her source of pleasure and not some vibrating object..
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by xynerise: 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:



Then what? She will be mast.rubating seven days a week 20 times a day?
How many women are addicted to dildos? PULEASE! Where do you people get your information from?

Before I proceed, I want to know if you are in planet Earth?

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
xynerise:


Before I proceed, I want to know if you are in planet Earth?

Yes, just not in 1954.

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 7:12pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:


God made you her source of pleasure and not some vibrating object..

And who says the husband is no longer a source of pleasure? Do you believe a love machine can replace the pleasure she would have with a man? Two different things.

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by xynerise: 7:22pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:

Yes, just not in 1954.
Could be 18th century then?

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 7:28pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:


And who says the husband is no longer a source of pleasure? Do you believe a love machine can replace the pleasure she would have with a man? Two different things.




Vibrators feel different from men. yea Different, however, does not
always translate into better. The reality of the situation is that a
vibrator is a battery-operated device that can produce wonderful
pleasure.

But my point use your Di..ck.

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 7:46pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:





Vibrators feel different from men. yea Different, however, does not
always translate into better. The reality of the situation is that a
vibrator is a battery-operated device that can produce wonderful
pleasure.

But my point use your Di..ck.

A love machine can never replace a d.ick. And a love machine is not supposed to replace it. In fact, many women use love machines to stimulate their cl.itoris without inserting them into their va.ginas. Therefore, one does not exclude the other but it can be a convenient aid that replaces the husband in his absence or when he is tired (like the OP) or spice up the s.ex life of a couple since, like you said, it can produce wonderful pleasure. Your di.ck cannot stimulate the cl.itoris in the same way, your fingers can't do it, at best, sometimes your tongue can. grin

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by gidjah(m): 8:06pm On Sep 28, 2015
Bros, pls try rest well ,eat good food, reduce stress and you will perform well on her,do not ever ignore her advances, that could be injurious o.
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 8:18pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:


A love machine can never replace a d.ick. And a love machine is not supposed to replace it. In fact, many women use love machines to stimulate their cl.itoris without inserting them into their va.ginas. Therefore, one does not exclude the other but it can be a convenient aid that replaces the husband in his absence or when he is tired (like the OP) or spice up the s.ex life of a couple since, like you said, it can produce wonderful pleasure. Your di.ck cannot stimulate the cl.itoris in the same way, your fingers can't do it, at best, sometimes your tongue can. grin

Anyway our view differ..
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Nobody: 8:20pm On Sep 28, 2015
peeparty:


Anyway our view differ..

No problem. Respect.
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by cococandy(f): 8:24pm On Sep 28, 2015
Brymo:
bottom line, he was meant to b d one doin d 'thrusting' not a machine. She cheated, neighbor or no neighbor. If i was d one, way too disapntd, i tut she cud talk to me, she's my wife for God's sake.
Cheated with a Love Machine? grin

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by peeparty(m): 8:29pm On Sep 28, 2015
Mindfulness:

No problem. Respect.
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follow button click.

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by HARDDON: 9:35pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sparkle777:
Get her a job. Try do ur best to satisfy her. Also talk to her, vib rators can be addictive.

HEHehe, someone has been a very gud badt gurl
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Sparkle777(f): 9:57pm On Sep 28, 2015
HARDDON:


HEHehe, someone has been a very gud badt gurl

Lolz, am also a family counsellor. So was not talkin out of experience.
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by HARDDON: 10:14pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sparkle777:


Lolz, am also a family counsellor. So was not talkin out of experience.

How do u guys do that?
U preach prosperity and live in abject poverty? Sorry for d analogy

BUh how do u give what u dont have.....havent experienced?

I pay u gud money n u turn arnd n give me fables off some bedspread sized sheet of paper?
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by HARDDON: 10:17pm On Sep 28, 2015
cococandy:

Cheated with a Love Machine? grin


Cheating is cheating, love wood, paper d1ck, hand n soap or which ever way, so long it aint mi, it aint mi, soon she be sneaking outa bbed to go.....
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Sparkle777(f): 10:44pm On Sep 28, 2015
HARDDON:


How do u guys do that?
U preach prosperity and live in abject poverty? Sorry for d analogy

BUh how do u give what u dont have.....havent experienced?

I pay u gud money n u turn arnd n give me fables off some bedspread sized sheet of paper?

Sarcasm?
Dnt be naive, guidance is a part of wat I do,am sure u can put a criminal right if u re commited to it., I also have a day job. Anyway,lets not derail the thread.
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by KanwuliaJara: 10:45pm On Sep 28, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Kanwuliajara oya come and put mouth o

Haba!
But I have showed you my own on NL na! grin
My husband enjoys watching me sef! wink
*cloud NINE* cool

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by HARDDON: 12:54am On Sep 29, 2015
Sparkle777:


Sarcasm?
Dnt be naive, guidance is a part of wat I do,am sure u can put a criminal right if u re commited to it., I also have a day job. Anyway,lets not derail the thread.

Only an ex criminal understands how a criminal mind works. No more, no less. Sarcasm neva flipped.
U need not be comitted, just sho was up with their flows, dey relate with u on a deeper lane then u can knock d ish off its roots.

This is why lecturars do a very bad jobs in uni, n trainers .impact lives daily: one research to teach d other use his work to teach.

Of lil consequence is ur day job here. Btw, u practice counselling @ night? shocked
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by SAMBARRY: 2:29am On Sep 29, 2015
lipsrsealed
KanwuliaJara:


Haba!
But I have showed you my own on NL na! grin
My husband enjoys watching me sef! wink
*cloud NINE* cool
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Exponental(m): 7:39am On Sep 29, 2015
talk to her....... appeal to her on why she should do away with it. on the other hand, improve on Ur sex skills. above all, she needs to be busy cos her idleness is making her a devil's tool.

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Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Brymo: 10:59am On Sep 29, 2015
cococandy:

Cheated with a Love Machine? grin

to cheat, is to violate rules. I'm pretty sure from d story that d rules of their sex lives should be void of toys. You haven't seen situations, where a partner is caught watching porn alone is tagged as 'cheating' ?
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by Brymo: 11:02am On Sep 29, 2015
Anyways the woman, has d greater fault, i betcha give her more time, a neighbor Wud b doin d thrusting not a machine
MRBrownJ:


you are absolutely right but they BOTH did wrong...
Re: Urgent Help -I Caught My Wife With A vibrator by MRBrownJ: 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2015
Brymo:
Anyways the woman, has d greater fault, i betcha give her more time, a neighbor Wud b doin d thrusting not a machine

ahahahahahah how did you concluded that the woman had greater fault when the ROOT of the problem is the husband?! if the husband had perform his marital duties (like most able bodied men do), there would be no such problem.

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