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How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:50pm On Oct 08, 2015
It will only take one look at what's outside the window in their airplane 30,000 feet up in the air. shocked

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 08, 2015
.FEAR? grin grin grin grin It only works on sheep

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2015
And the plane will be full of only atheists? undecided

I've heard of instances where Nigerians clap when their plane lands. And manjority of them are theists. Imagine what will happen when a Christian sees this tongue

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by finofaya: 10:23pm On Oct 08, 2015
Lol. How did the pilot jump from a plane that was not in a dive and still end up beside the plane? And he hasn't even deployed the parachute! Is he an angel?

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by Nobody: 10:27pm On Oct 08, 2015
It takes huge balls to dispose the god ideology.

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:57pm On Oct 10, 2015
voltron:


.FEAR? grin grin grin grin It only works on sheep

If na you, you no go fear? The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom. smiley
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2015
hahn:


And the plane will be full of only atheists? undecided

I've heard of instances where Nigerians clap when their plane lands. And manjority of them are theists. Imagine what will happen when a Christian sees this tongue

What would you do if you were in that plane?
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2015
finofaya:


Lol. How did the pilot jump from a plane that was not in a dive and still end up beside the plane? And he hasn't even deployed the parachute! Is he an angel?

Good question to ask either God or satan depending on where you land. shocked
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:00pm On Oct 10, 2015
ifeness:


It takes huge balls to dispose the god ideology.

I'm sure you will forget about your godless ideology and shout Oh God save me! No be true?
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by winner01(m): 8:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
Lol. Fear of the unknown. A yoruba adage says, eni ija o de ba ni pe ara re lokunrin.
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 10:01pm On Oct 10, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


What would you do if you were in that plane?

Light a stick of cigarette. At least I'll go out "smoking" grin

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by Chizzled06(m): 10:27pm On Oct 10, 2015
Easy. Stroll into the cockpit, get in touch with air traffic control and land the plane like a badman.

Autopilot in modern planes can takeoff, cruise and land on their own anyway. I don't see how this is an issue.

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by Dekatron(m): 12:12am On Oct 11, 2015
This is RIDICULOUS




I hope you know an atheist doesn't reject God because he isn't scared, its because he doesn't exist.



How can I fear something I dnt believe??



When coming home after exams, I almost had an accident. People shouted JESUS!! GOD!! BLA BLA BLA BLA. . . . I was scared, by my instinct told me to cuddle up. . . . . In this case, I didnt BULGE. I was calm and calculating. So, I'd rather stay put that just SHOUT TO SOMETHING UNEXISTING





FU CK GOD!!

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by finofaya: 7:57am On Oct 11, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


Good question to ask either God or satan depending on where you land. shocked

The Co pilot will land the plane?

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:50pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


Light a stick of cigarette. At least I'll go out "smoking" grin

Just like that? undecided
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:51pm On Oct 13, 2015
Chizzled06:


Easy. Stroll into the cockpit, get in touch with air traffic control and land the plane like a badman.

Autopilot in modern planes can takeoff, cruise and land on their own anyway. I don't see how this is an issue.

Assuming the cockpit is accessible. cool
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 1:52pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


Just like that? undecided

Just like that grin

Or if my wife is with me, we'll do one quickie and then smoke a stick of cigarette grin

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:55pm On Oct 13, 2015
Dekatron:


This is RIDICULOUS




I hope you know an atheist doesn't reject God because he isn't scared, its because he doesn't exist.



How can I fear something I dnt believe??



When coming home after exams, I almost had an accident. People shouted JESUS!! GOD!! BLA BLA BLA BLA. . . . I was scared, by my instinct told me to cuddle up. . . . . In this case, I didnt BULGE. I was calm and calculating. So, I'd rather stay put that just SHOUT TO SOMETHING UNEXISTING





FU CK GOD!!

All this anger against a God that doesn't exist? undecided

Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:57pm On Oct 13, 2015
finofaya:


The Co pilot will land the plane?

So you believe there is a co pilot? undecided
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:01pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


Just like that grin

Or if my wife is with me, we'll do one quickie and then smoke a stick of cigarette grin

What then stops you from molesting a female if your wife is not with you, fear of God? undecided
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:03pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


What then stops you from molesting a female if your wife is not with you, fear of God? undecided

I'm only attracted to my wife undecided

Besides, she's the only woman that I know who will be crazy enough to get Hot while we are plunging to our certain death grin

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:13pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


What then stops you from molesting a female if your wife is not with you, fear of God? undecided

I'm actually surprised at the kind of thoughts that go on in your head. The fact that you molest women doesn't mean other people do too undecided

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:16pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


So you believe there is a co pilot? undecided

Duh, there's only a picture of the pilot outside of the plane undecided

Common sense should make you think that the co-pilot is still in the plane. It is this kind of thinking that seperates theists from atheists. While presenting your doom theory you didn't bother to ask yourself "what if"

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:30pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


I'm only attracted to my wife undecided

Besides, she's the only woman that I know who will be crazy enough to get Hot while we are plunging to our certain death grin

Atheists are supposed to be amoral, no? undecided
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


I'm actually surprised at the kind of thoughts that go on in your head. The fact that you molest women doesn't mean other people do too undecided

Since you have no fear of God what stops you from satisfying your lust by all means?
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:40pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


Duh, there's only a picture of the pilot outside of the plane undecided

Common sense should make you think that the co-pilot is still in the plane. It is this kind of thinking that seperates theists from atheists. While presenting your doom theory you didn't bother to ask yourself "what if"

Your priorities change according to your circumstances. Let me explain this by giving you another scenario. If you were offered a handful of £1,000 notes or a glass of cool water, which would you choose? The £1,000 notes, of course. Anyone in his or her right mind would make that choice. However, if you were crawling through a desert, dying of thirst, and you were offered a glass of water or a handful of £1,000 notes, which would you take? The water, of course, anyone in his or her right mind would. That's called "circumstantial priorities."

Your circumstantial priority in the plane will be to get a parachute that will facilitate safe landing. Repentance from sin and faith in Jesus Christ will facilitate your safe landing on the side of eternity.

If there were a way to find eternal life, would you want to know about it? Your answer would probably be yes, that is, if you are in your right mind. What the Bible contains may surprise you. The Holy Scriptures speak of riches beyond our wildest dreams, the "riches" of eternal life, and they are offered in the form of cool, clear water:

"Let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely" (Revelation 22:17).

At the moment, you may not be interested in the offer, but on Judgment Day your circumstances will radically change. Then it will be too late.

"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" (Matthew 16:26) - The Evidence Bible.

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:48pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


Atheists are supposed to be amoral, no? undecided

No.

Religion/belief in god is not a basis for morality.

Oh wait. Let me ask the Christian armed robber on fp what he thinks undecided

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


Since you have no fear of God what stops you from satisfying your lust by all means?

I don't have have fear of anything to do what is right. You should ask the corrupt Nigerian officials that are Christians undecided

You are really slow though undecided

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by hahn(m): 2:53pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


Your priorities change according to your circumstances. Let me explain this by giving you another scenario. If you were offered a handful of £1,000 notes or a glass of cool water, which would you choose? The £1,000 notes, of course. Anyone in his or her right mind would make that choice. However, if you were crawling through a desert, dying of thirst, and you were offered a glass of water or a handful of £1,000 notes, which would you take? The water, of course, anyone in his or her right mind would. That's called "circumstantial priorities."

Really? Why can't i just take the £1,000, buy the water with £100 and keep the change?. This is called using your brain grin

Your circumstantial priority in the plane will be to get a parachute that will facilitate safe landing. Repentance from sin and faith in Jesus Christ will facilitate your safe landing on the side of eternity.

If there were a way to find eternal life, would you want to know about it? Your answer would probably be yes, that is, if you are in your right mind. What the Bible contains may surprise you. The Holy Scriptures speak of riches beyond our wildest dreams, the "riches" of eternal life, and they are offered in the form of cool, clear water:

"Let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely" (Revelation 22:17).

At the moment, you may not be interested in the offer, but on Judgment Day your circumstances will radically change. Then it will be too late.

"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" (Matthew 16:26) - The Evidence Bible.

Whatever. At the end of the day you have proven that you are a rapist without any sense of morality and only desist from exhibiting your true nature because you are scared you'll end up in hell. Copy wink

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Re: How To Convert An Atheist by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:07pm On Oct 13, 2015
hahn:


Really? Why can't i just take the £1,000, buy the water with £100 and keep the change?. This is called using your brain grin

If you really used your brain you will copy that £1,000 would be useless to you because their will be nowhere to spend it and you would have died of thirst. Do you now see why the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom?

hahn:


Whatever. At the end of the day you have proven that you are a rapist without any sense of morality and only desist from exhibiting your true nature because you are scared you'll end up in hell. Copy wink

I am happy that the fear of God gives me that sense of responsibility and accountability before the Final Judge. Since all absolute morality comes from God what is the basis of your morality since you feel you are not accountable to anyone anywhere? What stops you from being a rapist when the condition is "right"?
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by orisa37: 3:19pm On Oct 13, 2015
Nothing is an athiest and so it is hopeless. Something is a Thiest. A Thiest has Hope to inherit something that he is at the beginning.
Re: How To Convert An Atheist by finofaya: 3:42pm On Oct 13, 2015
OLAADEGBU:


So you believe there is a co pilot? undecided

Yes. It's more plausible than the pilot skydiving at 10 km without an oxygen supply while travelling at a constant height beside and at the same speed as a plane travelling at >500km/h from which he just jumped. undecided undecided

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