nickkylawve:
OP where are you NA cum finish what you have started joor .. Ur stories dey tortori my brain

na God !!

sweetboiy:
Lalasticlala CUM and read sweet story

lalasticlala don read am

TheGeneral1:
Good job op!

Thanks oga mi

misspeggy:
Lol... This one make sense o

Tenki u

adajiboyy:
.dis story funny die.I don laugh water comot for ma eyes.

lol

Oluwabunmy:
So funny ......cnt jst stop laughing. So u con suffer al because say u wan do dt tin wey I no knw d name*****

lol wetin man go do

SMH

lol....nice one....

Seriously,it's good they retain you in the psychiatric hospital. You use 20 lines to dish out junks, only to conclude your meaningless story with just 3 lines. I don't blame you. I blame Nigeria for rendering her youth worthless.

It's ClassCaptain the raconteur again

[b][/b]ifa hear say u no feature me for dis tori..i no wan be ghost reader for dis one.

Such is life
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Classcaptain u too funny, I laughed till tears rolled down my cheeks... funniest part was am not kazeem.... boo had it coming... The things men do for kitty-cat... alakoba lomor yen, desperado Lomo yen, serious Gobe!!

ClassCaptain:
Episode 8 ( Different Warnings from God)

Make persin praying he for us " the driver shouted as he started d car,put am for gear1 ,con slot in Ayinla Omowura music for us make we day groove to.

..Na so journey kick start.if i Talk wetin i bin suffer from this people 4 bus hand ,we no go comot here.

Shey na the Guy beside me wey just day fire us with better mess or the nursing mother and her pikin, the medical doctor wey dey sell 12 in 1 herbal drugs take day disturb us or the driver that was telling us his 21 years of experience in driving.. Wetin concern my own abeg.

Me i just day back ,plug my earphone ,they jam Airforce1 " Such a Diva." abi na Search a diva.Me sha sabi say na Perfect song for the babe wey i wan go meet as i just dey think different things i go do to the babe if i land for Lag..Hayayaya oo.Cant wait.
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We just reach Ogbomoso when cars wen dey come bin tell us say robbery dey happen for front ..Shey dem bin don kill two people.

lol,good choice of jamZ#airforve1 but the song "I can't wait" by tpain should be a better choice next time...

musafat:
;DMen sha! God wil deliver u

But it's women dt used to cause most of men's problem now

Shebarh:
Op go to the literature section and post ya story der

Drama queen

SEUN u Don de use class captain d3 draw traffic abi... U sef wan build house for banana island abi...i no de read.

Class captain!
;DD
You made my night

ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale.

By the time i would wake up ,i found myself in a psychiatric hospital.. All my attempts to Tell the Nurses that am not mad proved abortive..

On the 3rd day,Kazeem"s Family later brought their mad kazeem and finally sorted out that am not kazeem. Kazeem was taken to ward 6.

Despite this,day refused to release me..
" Haa,we met him in chains with markings and cane lashes all over his body.. If we release him ,he is going to hurt himself "
one of the doctors would say...
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I was even transferred to the master intensive care after out of desperation ,i attempted to escape with the help of inmate through the ceiling once and also held a doctor hostage in the 2nd attempt.

" He is thoroughly mad ""

" My experience in the psychiatric home, our my parent's found out about my whereabouts,My hilariously friendship with mad kazim,my funny escape attempts,how the 2go babe and her child forced herself on me and my confrontation with her former husband.,Aka Okugirito continues in

" How 2go relationship led me to Psychiatric home 2 ( Greater pains )

You're a master story teller...you're BLESSED

Wow, I love the plot, the comic and the use of reality. It makes the story more real as we could relate with everyone we know! Good one...very good one!

ClassCaptain:
Episode 23

Haha..which kind thing my head dey hear again.Mummy oyoyo.Maybe na d neighbours pikin..

" Mummy,is this the new plumber that will replace our toilet.. am tired...the boy never finish talking before the babe,sorry the mother land am better slap twice..

" Who's your mummy ?? Who's your mummy ?? Eh..what are u doing here " she said

No calm down ,leave the boy alone.kids that is how day do ?? I said.. There was no doubt a striking resemblance between her and the boy ...very striking !!

" i said what are u doing here "
" our Teacher.they said we use bring our best solution English book,so i forget it and i now say

" you are a fool..She attempted to slap d boy again but i stopped her.She later gave the boy the book which the boy had searched for several minutes .and sent him back to school.

" Remember to branch,aunty yemi side.. Dont come home immediately.. Idiot..I will come and pick you when am ready " she said..

" hope is school is not far ?? I asked
" no..its trekkable
" mummy.money ??
" if i hear money.or mummy for your mouth again??

I escorted the boy out grumbling and mumbling and gave him the last 75 naira on me.

" that's how she use to do anytime she brings any man home """ the boy murmured as he zoomed off. My hate for her was growing every seconds ".

since you start you funny story, me nor laugh, I just dey observed...... but the mummy oyoyo part got me laughing real hard lol

So, another tori don comot.

Following bumper to bumper.

This dude is so funny,, i think i like him

Hurray for another story.

I'm going to find the lady I quoted then.


Saving space below.

Found her

LaraiBoluwaji

Nice...

online dating, romance , love or whatever
I was a vict im

Who are you papa self

hahahahahah very funny and totally believable.

Omotolu:
Seriously,it's good they retain you in the psychiatric hospital. You use 20 lines to dish out junks, only to conclude your meaningless story with just 3 lines. I don't blame you. I blame Nigeria for rendering her youth worthless.

I want to believe you are being sarcastic . Just incase you are not, I still want to believe you saw the part where he said to be continued.

ClassCaptain:
How i landed in a Psychiatric hospital. "

Na my seventh day for Ipenka psychiatric hospital be dis. The worst week and worst birthday of my life so far. i have attempted to escape twice ,both attempts very unsuccessful .
All my other attempts to tell the three doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist attached to me that i am mentally ok, and sane also proved abortive.

i am Not insane yet am am living among insane people.Treated like an insane person by almost insane medical personeels in an insanely strange and different environment from My original abode.. i don use my korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I can no longer take this.

Before i kill myself and commit suicide so that i would be able to die,i have to make it clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what led to my being here in the first place.

My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward 7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my present predicament Started from a Steamy romance that i began with a lady on 2go , Four months Ago !!!

2go stil dey invoke?

nickkylawve:
Wow this thread b like my early morning coffee *feelingRelax* Op pls no let d story finish

Sorry Pls wat does Op means! I knw u'r reffering 2 d post owner but wat does d Op stand for?