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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by manuroq(m): 8:32pm On Oct 21, 2015
Good, so go on.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 21, 2015
jayriginal:
Hurray for another story.

I'm going to find the lady I quoted then.


Saving space below.

Found her

LaraiBoluwaji
Huh?
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:


ends Tomorrow ... less than 7 episodes to go..Na short story..watch out for " Lost in Lagos " " I no go do eyewitness again" " a day with a Nairaland artist and many more
God bless you!...mayb some of dem would Suit my facebook page and whatsapp group! I promise u'd surely be acknowledged!..
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by finesthaykay(m): 9:03pm On Oct 21, 2015
This is what happen you watch too many nollywood crappy movie and your role model is Mr Ibu
ClassCaptain:
Episode 3

Na so i dey go church,weddings.saloons,cinemas,shoprite dey look for babe oo.He worst reach sotey i be jam one dwarf,we been date one week as i yarn say i wan do the thing, way me bin day think say she no get option than to gree. Na hin she reply " do u think am in your level ?? Oh i see d mistake i made .." Na dat day dwarf destroy and break up with me.

I bin no day see success for Social networking dating before so i no too day put focus for matter Like that especially after my painful experience for some nairaland babes hand Like introvert, farano,FlawlessT,Rokiatu,Ishilove and many others wey no go even bother reply my pm.The insult of my life wey i receive from misssclassy and halfrica kukuma discourage me from getting anyone from Nairaland, after all missnora bin day use another person pics dey deceive guys since.


If i been day tell you my experience for woman hand,in order just to lose this my virginity,we go use like 10 episode's talk am.But bros.,na Ibadan we day go, make we no day divert direction go Owerri .


So you can imagine my excitement when i been jam this new babe for 2go.



Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 9:06pm On Oct 21, 2015
Dammmmmmm op,u deserve a medal bro!!nice story!!i really enjoy it!! btw u r so funny,ur ama kip kip babe funny join grin

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 9:10pm On Oct 21, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
God bless you!...mayb some of dem would Suit my facebook page and whatsapp group! I promise u'd surely be acknowledged!..

boss don't do that YET.PM me make we talk first..
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 9:17pm On Oct 21, 2015
prettythicksme:
Dammmmmmm op,u deserve a medal bro!!nice story!!i really enjoy it!! btw u r so funny,ur ama kip kip babe funny join grin

thanks ma..
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by kollisin(m): 9:20pm On Oct 21, 2015
Haha

Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 9:20pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:

boss don't do that YET.PM me make we talk first..
Okay!!! I will!
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by richardoz(m): 9:21pm On Oct 21, 2015
very hilarious!
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by tchiwinnie: 9:36pm On Oct 21, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
Sorry Pls wat does Op means! I knw u'r reffering 2 d post owner but wat does d Op stand for?
OP stands for Original Poster
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 21, 2015
Oboy why I just dey see this story? My own Nigga ClassCaptain?!!!! Guy I don vex....even small mention sef you no do your boy....Imagine, page don reach 10.
angry angry angry undecided
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by miqos02(m): 9:48pm On Oct 21, 2015
once i saw the title of this thread, my mind told me na class captain open am
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by abimbawealth(f): 9:49pm On Oct 21, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
And dis same 2go fetched me unlimited pussies years back wen 2go was stil invoke. na me cum even tire sef.

one man's meat is another man's poison.

Anyway,..take heart op!

Invoke ko, conjure ni
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 21, 2015
abimbawealth:

Invoke ko, conjure ni
Who is dis ibadan endowed girl?
nice ..... anyway
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by blesoh(f): 10:01pm On Oct 21, 2015
Hahahahaha episode 36 got me rolling on d floor,so funny

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Christmasdon(m): 10:08pm On Oct 21, 2015
I think this one moved me.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by romeoetin(m): 10:16pm On Oct 21, 2015
2go still dey exist


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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by kendrick9(m): 10:17pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Episode 36

I don manage pull the chain comot for the furniture...
I could hear the footsteps towards the door..

I said get back "" the husband said to mummy junior as he pushed and kicked her back .....she groaned as the kick landed on her stomach.. I think she fell..Am not sure ..But i think she Fell..

There was no time to wear any clothes again.With candle wax,oil and markings of koboko on my body and my tattered jeans i managed to quickly pull off d chain from the furniture

1...2.....3....... i kicked and banged the door as it met the husband on his face and he fell to the ground .. I never had such adrenaline all my life....I jumped off,the chains still on my hands and met like four guys outside...

" Dont let him escape ...get him..
...They pulled out their cutlasses and we began usain bolting.

i knew that day that i could run.. The oil was shining all over my body and the sun melting d candle wax. The four guys chased me seriously but i didn't come to Lagos to die...i came to tear kpetus....
this is just too damn funny!! Bros u are the best, kudos
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by chizidgreat(m): 10:17pm On Oct 21, 2015
Nna m, you tried.I love the story. you are a good storyteller. But, please, don't always go too raw. My emotions were aroused and I don't want to do it yet till the perfect time
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by abimbawealth(f): 10:17pm On Oct 21, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

Who is dis ibadan endowed girl?

nice ..... anyway
No vex bros
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by bbjummy: 10:21pm On Oct 21, 2015
I wore a long face since morning but truly, you got me really cracking. thank you op grin grin grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 21, 2015
abimbawealth:

No vex bros
nah. why wud i be offended wit u? despite all those temptin nd succulent lookin ..... in front of u. i nor dey fear?
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ernesty20(m): 10:38pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:


check ma profile.. and read my other stories.. Part 2 of this one coming soon..Thanks !!!
i like ur stories.. I dey your back, follow me too
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by 14teenK: 10:40pm On Oct 21, 2015
OP.....Dis is a sign u should remain a Virgin Forever
.craaaazy ribs cracking story cheesy story grin
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Markieee(m): 10:44pm On Oct 21, 2015
Nice story but watch contradicting yourself in stories next time..
How can you say you are tall, slim, got nice body, gap teeth, fair, 6 packs, dimples, eyes etc and still yet no girl have ever said she loves you or called you darling/diabetes/baby/etc..
or something spiritual must be wrong...

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Etizz: 10:46pm On Oct 21, 2015
Deep in u don't u think u are a psycho? How can u, out of frustration ask a dwarf to be your babe??

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by thony53820(m): 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2015
Nice story
Rare sense of humour smiley
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Deesquare01(m): 10:55pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:
How i landed in a Psychiatric hospital. "

Na my seventh day for Ipenka psychiatric hospital be dis. The worst week and worst birthday of my life so far. i have attempted to escape twice ,both attempts very unsuccessful .
All my other attempts to tell the three doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist attached to me that i am mentally ok, and sane also proved abortive.

i am Not insane yet am am living among insane people.Treated like an insane person by almost insane medical personeels in an insanely strange and different environment from My original abode.. i don use my korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I can no longer take this.

Before i kill myself and commit suicide so that i would be able to die,i have to make it clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what led to my being here in the first place.

My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward 7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my present predicament Started from a Steamy romance that i began with a lady on 2go , Four months Ago !!!


Oga abeg update Part 2 on tym bro
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(m): 10:57pm On Oct 21, 2015
Markieee:
Nice story but watch contradicting yourself in stories next time..
How can you say you are tall, slim, got nice body, gap teeth, fair, 6 packs, dimples, eyes etc and still yet no girl have ever said she loves you or called you darling/diabetes/baby/etc..
or something spiritual must be wrong...

lol bruv thanks .. But na just hyperbole I use for there ...

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Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Orikinla(m): 11:12pm On Oct 21, 2015
4go 2go.
Re: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by Godwinfriz(m): 11:14pm On Oct 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Announcement -

If you Want your moniker to feature in my next stories abeg PM me. I .need a lot of monikers for my next story.. holla thru pm for your moniker / username to feature ..bless
abeg hw i go tak pm u

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