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5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by zieraw2005(m): 6:09am On Nov 26, 2015
Hello Nairalanders, I have been wondering about the recent trends and campaign promise made by Federal government to Pay Nigerian teaming unemployed Youths 5k monthly without foul play? this 5k of a thing seems not feasible to me.

The process of Gathering data alone would be defeated as political bigwigs would hijack it and favour only those fanning them.

Please drop your view below cos I want to register but don't know where to start or how to go about it.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by saintgoogle(m): 6:10am On Nov 26, 2015
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Back to the matter I think the problem of unemployment should be addressed not issuance of social security to the unemployed

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by zieraw2005(m): 6:13am On Nov 26, 2015
saintgoogle:
grin
Bros its too early for you to be booking space. Why not drop comment?

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 6:21am On Nov 26, 2015
There is a lean chance that will work..
No data of birth and death in Nigeria talk more of employed and unemployed..
No comprehensive list of business owners and employees..

Too many things to put in place, You cant place the cart before the horse..
IMO it will not work anytime soon

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by DankemzI(m): 6:57am On Nov 26, 2015
If you can scream Sai Baba, an Apc membership card!

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by babaoloola(m): 7:01am On Nov 26, 2015
favoured234:
There is a lean chance that will work..
No data of birth and death in Nigeria talk more of employed and unemployed..
No comprehensive list of business owners and employees..

Too many things to put in place, You cant place the cart before the horse..
IMO it will not work anytime soon

Millions will be registered through NYSC certificates. Many might have to tender exemption letters(part time students, etc) and school certifcate/transcript for NCE holders. Just thinking o!
A visionary and serious-minded government could record 70% success using this suggestion.
I seriously DONT SUPPORT it. They should make the economy business friendly...thats all!!
Nigerians arent lazy, they will work.

Who wan survive on handouts??

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 7:04am On Nov 26, 2015
Lemme Assume You Have Done Your NIMC registration as well as BVN registration. Trust me its a simple process. The TSA thing is indeed a blessing in disguise for Nigeria cos you will be paid directly from the Central Bank, no fraud or Mago Mago.. But that Money isn't for people that have part time jobs oo or full time, its means for people that are actually poor.. So u when get better fone and u dey Nairaland, I don think you are qualified

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 7:13am On Nov 26, 2015
babaoloola:


Millions will be registered through NYSC certificates. Many might have to tender exemption letters(part time students, etc) and school certifcate/transcript for NCE holders. Just thinking o!
A visionary and serious-minded government could record 70% success using this suggestion.
I seriously DONT SUPPORT it. They should make the economy business friendly...thats all!!
Nigerians arent lazy, they will work.

Who wan survive on handouts??
I am thinking too...
Is being educated without a job a criteria for saying one is unemployed?
What happens to those that learnt handiwork and trade?

Nigerians are greedy those doing personal unregistered businesses that fetch them 250K monthly will still come out as unemployed claiming its their share of the national cake..
Bro they should keep the 5K, we no wan hear am again

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by zieraw2005(m): 7:21am On Nov 26, 2015
DankemzI:
If you can scream Sai Baba, an Apc membership card!

Very funny comment. grin
DankemzI:
If you can scream Sai Baba, an Apc membership card!

Very funny comment.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by zieraw2005(m): 7:25am On Nov 26, 2015
Justdulla:
Lemme Assume You Have Done Your NIMC registration as well as BVN registration. Trust me its a simple process. The TSA thing is indeed a blessing in disguise for Nigeria cos you will be paid directly from the Central Bank, no fraud or Mago Mago.. But that Money isn't for people that have part time jobs oo or full time, its means for people that are actually poor.. So u when get better fone and u dey Nairaland, I don think you are qualified
lols!
well if your opinion is worth going by, I think the nomenclature of the exercise should be 5K For Indegent Nigerian Youths.

How about that?

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by zieraw2005(m): 7:31am On Nov 26, 2015
babaoloola:


Millions will be registered through NYSC certificates. Many might have to tender exemption letters(part time students, etc) and school certifcate/transcript for NCE holders. Just thinking o!
A visionary and serious-minded government could record 70% success using this suggestion.
I seriously DONT SUPPORT it. They should make the economy business friendly...thats all!!
Nigerians arent lazy, they will work.

Who wan survive on handouts??
Bros! Let me to remind you that some people died During, before and after NYSC. The way to collect this Data might be to go back to your state of Origin and register Under your LGA. but I tell you most solemny, This process will still flop. Lack of up to date data base and maintenance will be d case. My 2cent

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by musicwriter(m): 8:15am On Nov 26, 2015
Abokiss and IDPs, and APC card carrying members will certainly be at the forefront of beneficiaries.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by chymystique(f): 9:16am On Nov 26, 2015
Which Data? Guy you don enter one chance o if you waiting for the 5k! BTW, as of today 5k cant even be enough for feeding. Lol... Believe anything APC says @ your own peril.. APC is SCAM!

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by fm7070: 9:45am On Nov 26, 2015
ofcourse, the unemployed youth in their own contest are the miscreants that follow them during political rally
truly, those guys are jobless.
Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Ximonak: 9:59am On Nov 26, 2015
babaoloola:


Millions will be registered through NYSC certificates. Many might have to tender exemption letters(part time students, etc) and school certifcate/transcript for NCE holders. Just thinking o!

If I am Working immediately after or before NYSC, how will FG be notified.

sack, lost, fire the present job, but I am a Qualified Youth, hope he/she qualifies

What is the duration limit for unemployed ex-corp member? (ex-corp, or graduated from 10yrs down or)

If I am an entrepreneur after Schooling who knows

I can decide not to work, just enjoy the inherited wealth, but still qualify for the 5k... how can it be checkmate

Who is an Unemployed youth? ...So if I no go higher institutions, an manage go evening sch or weac/neco finish, but I am a youth, would I qualify.

Using Bvn to monitor the qualified youth accounts could solve some of these questions but I can use someone's account for my business account and still be leeching the 5k as a 5k qualified youth

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 10:01am On Nov 26, 2015
me sef I wonder how government want to do magic



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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Sijo01(f): 10:01am On Nov 26, 2015
Lol
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The duallard of a president/apc made that promise without plans on how to actualize it.............. I see them failing even when they've not started.


They should teach Nigerians how to fish not giving them fish. 5k monthly stipends is not achievable!
Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by alfa0: 10:01am On Nov 26, 2015
i want to state with dismay that our youths have misplaced priority and at this time wants to sell their birth right if they accept this 5000 Naira.

i believe this should bring every reasonable youth in this country-NIGERIA back to his or her feet.why would you collect just 5000 Naira monthly from people we entrusted our resources .

What happened to creation of jobs that will give youths more than this humiliating 5000 Naira per month. There is this adage that says "Don't give me fish rather teach me how to fish"

collect this 5000 naira and sell your future and the future of your children. A word is enough for the wise.

NOTE: i do not belong to any political party,its just how i feel .

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by looseweight: 10:01am On Nov 26, 2015
I tire for this guy above me. Do you know the number of lives 5,000 impact. Take it or leave it, a little bread is better than non. This is Nigeria and not America where you fight for your right.
In Nigeria, its not so.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by damton(m): 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
This issue of 5k for unemployed youth shouldn't have arose in the first place.

To me, it's needless and waist of resources.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Demdem(m): 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
Av never been in support of this policy and currently not yet in support because I feel timing is wrong . I pray the govt of the day changes her mind. I don't think we are ready for it yet.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by KuliMart: 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
Nice question.
Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
When a bunch of intellectually Retarded_ individuals create obscene platforms and queer solutions to their Planks then such implementation of their policies are destined to be riddled with Achilles heels...I will keep blowing my Trumpet,Nigerians have been scammed lipsrsealed

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by menix(m): 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
Laughing at some comments..

How can they use NYSC cert to register unemployed, Virtually all graduate either working or not have NYSC cert, so how do you know those not working

What of those that re no graduate yet they don't work


Another said BVN nd NIMC, watin concern BVN number with being employed or not...


OMO, End Time brains just full house this morning...

My suggestion:
There is no how that process will be devoid of corrupt practices, so is essence it won't worth it..

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Kelklein(m): 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015
YET ANOTHER LESSON!!!

A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was so long it touched her waist. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for her long hair so that it can continue to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt sorry and said he didn't have money even to fix the strap of his watch which had just broken. The wife did not insist.

On his way to work the man passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came back home in the evening with a comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised to see his wife with very short hair. She had cut and sold her hair and bought a brand new watch for her husband. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. Give love and show love where it matters and let it be the God centered love. How great our marriages will be if only we as couples can out do each other in love and sacrifice.

How awesome it will be that we each wake up thinking of what to do to make each other happy. Selfishness must not be allowed. May your marriage receive fresh grace at each passing day.

Have a good day!

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Nobody: 10:03am On Nov 26, 2015
Is only made for register apc members only.

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:03am On Nov 26, 2015
Its easy na, universities, secondary schools, primary schools, churches, mosques and all will submit their datas, d govt can take it up from there.
Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by CountDracula(m): 10:03am On Nov 26, 2015
Bullshiit!
Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by sexaddict08(m): 10:04am On Nov 26, 2015
I'm unemployed but my mind no dey any yeye 5k...even for university I no dey collect bursary. big boy!!!


OK, when they arrested Biafra Leader, them boys give 72hrs or so for Nigeria to boil. Abeg the 72hrs never reach

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Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by CountDracula(m): 10:05am On Nov 26, 2015
alfa0:
i want to state with dismay that our youths have misplaced priority and at this time wants to sell their birth right if they accept this 5000 Naira.

i believe this should bring every reasonable youth in this country-NIGERIA back to his or her feet.why would you collect just 5000 Naira monthly from people we entrusted our resources .

What happened to creation of jobs that will give youths more than this humiliating 5000 Naira per month. There is this adage that says "Don't give me fish rather teach me how to fish"

collect this 5000 naira and sell your future and the future of your children. A word is enough for the wise.

NOTE: i do not belong to any political party,its just how i feel .

1st of, if I collect 5k it doesn't mean am sellin any birth right... If u don't collect it, someone else will, it myt b ur governor or a senator or a minister, someone else will collect it... 2nd, u made a rather flawed assumption, u said smthng abt creation of jobs! Are u expectin d government to create jobs for u? Pls I fail to see wat 5k and job creation by d government has to do wit each other... Can u explain urself in a more detailed manner?

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