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Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Louiscutedude(m): 11:03pm On Dec 01, 2015
lolz
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by MeandSum: 11:14pm On Dec 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
That facial look when you have been keeping your virginity till wedding night and the trumpet sounds when it's about that time cheesy

Have you ever stopped and wondered the fate or how the title affects the person in the picture (which I very much doubt gave you permission to use his picture that way)?

Because you're impotent doesn't mean everyone around you is. This of how you'll feel if someone use your photo before posting something about someone else.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Ligxy(f): 12:08am On Dec 02, 2015
hahn:
God will provide lots of virgin pvssy and dick for the righteous grin
I'm sorry sir, I don't think you should include God's name in a statement like this. There are other ways to reframe the statement without putting the name.
No offense meant please.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by tosyne2much(m): 12:31am On Dec 02, 2015
MeandSum:


Have you ever stopped and wondered the fate or how the title affects the person in the picture (which I very much doubt gave you permission to use his picture that way)?

[b] Because you're impotent [b] doesn't mean everyone around you is. This of how you'll feel if someone use your photo before posting something about someone else.
Has it gotten to this extent ? *sighs*
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by saasala(m): 12:37am On Dec 02, 2015
RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? undecided There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.

Gbayi jor...Too much sense dey worry you

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Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by MeandSum: 12:40am On Dec 02, 2015
tosyne2much:
Has it gotten to this extent ? *sighs*

what don't you understand? I'll show you what I mean once I get a few minutes.
Basically, I'll take your profile photo and add something snappy to it for a good laugh. Let's see how "funny" it would be.

I don't know the guy in your photo but as a general rule of ethics, do to others what you expect them to do to you.
I've seen jokes like this get out of hand pretty fast.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Billygee2u: 12:42am On Dec 02, 2015
RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? undecided There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by oluwafreshkid(m): 2:00am On Dec 02, 2015
schumastic:



YOUR HIGHLY WELCOME wink
#gbagaun
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by smilenogo: 3:38am On Dec 02, 2015
Funny
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by emmasege: 3:40am On Dec 02, 2015
You have no choice other than to forego the night action, IF YOU ARE RAPTURABLE because it's not even for you to decide.
But would a virgin rather choose sex over rapture? On a more serious note, it's not only immorality that could make someone miss the most anticipated and glorious event.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by stzy(m): 4:13am On Dec 02, 2015
RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? undecided There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.
the only thing more importnt than sex is death
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by GentleFrank(m): 4:50am On Dec 02, 2015
Lolx!

••• Do you want to catch your cheating Boyfriend or Girlfriend instantly? See my signature below!!! cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by RexTramadol1: 5:50am On Dec 02, 2015
I could have been a virgin, but nah..............










I wanna be perforated!
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Nobody: 6:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Vikky014:
hahahahahah. Faints abegi i can only b a saint whn i enter heaven. i still dey dis world wt u nah


If I faint now, na em be say I don go heaven leave u be dat,, u go dey for earth dey process ur saint tings, while i go dey for heaven dey run ur saint tings.
As me and u dey dis world together, e no good mek i waka leave u like dat na, mek we faint together mek we go run ur saint tings for heaven na.


End time ideology by Vikky
#Nofin do u
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Vikky014(f): 6:23am On Dec 02, 2015
airprince1:



If I faint now, na em be say I don go heaven leave u be dat,, u go dey for earth dey process ur saint tings, while i go dey for heaven dey run ur saint tings.
As me and u dey dis world together, e no good mek i waka leave u like dat na, mek we faint together mek we go run ur saint tings for heaven na.


End time ideology by Vikky
#Nofin do u
durrh!!!
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by dononogate: 6:25am On Dec 02, 2015
Simple answer 4 a foolish statement!...Heaven is far much better than settling down with a man on this filthy earth
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Jayuba(m): 6:36am On Dec 02, 2015
The guy be like "why now".
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Walexsammy(m): 7:20am On Dec 02, 2015
RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? undecided There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.
Will u be kind enough to mention jst one of the said activities?
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by oluboom(m): 7:20am On Dec 02, 2015
na to go heaaven be dat na biko...abi y e kum open mouth..lol
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by KimnanaTweety(f): 7:33am On Dec 02, 2015
have you tried it before? did you do it wt a pro? did u enjoy it? my dear, THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TO ENJOY IN SEX!!!!!!
RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? undecided There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by JoBabs(m): 8:00am On Dec 02, 2015
hahn:
God will provide lots of virgin pvssy and dick for the righteous grin


LoL..... igbo boy.... grin grin grin
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by baloney: 8:10am On Dec 02, 2015
y is he shocked wen der ar 47 virgin or so reserve
lol
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Pamelayoung: 8:20am On Dec 02, 2015
@ op ds ur silly thread is misleading
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by hahn(m): 8:27am On Dec 02, 2015
Ligxy:

I'm sorry sir, I don't think you should include God's name in a statement like this. There are other ways to reframe the statement without putting the name.
No offense meant please.

Na picture? Oya, what's the best way to reframe the statement? She will provide virgin dick and pvssy? undecided
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by ojadetayo(m): 8:34am On Dec 02, 2015
Virgin till death
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by gboyous(m): 8:46am On Dec 02, 2015
All of una wey no be virgin, na u sopose cry because na hell you de go.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by gboyous(m): 8:50am On Dec 02, 2015
KimnanaTweety:
have you tried it before? did you do it wt a pro? did u enjoy it? my dear, THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TO ENJOY IN SEX!!!!!!
the only thing you enjoy in premarital sex is GOING TO HELL! grin
KimnanaTweety:
have you tried it before? did you do it wt a pro? did u enjoy it? my dear, THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TO ENJOY IN SEX!!!!!!
the only thing you enjoy in premarital sex is GOING TO HELL!
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by 900warriorz: 8:57am On Dec 02, 2015
bronzegoddess:
lol, and there is no promise of 72 virgins cheesy do dah tin ASAP



nawa for you ooo! No go talk wetin go make you miss rapture ooo!



As to that guyz face, the best reply iz: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by 900warriorz: 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015
MrPresident1:
There will be plennnnnty of sex in heaven. Heavy yanshing in heaven grin Op is ignorant




you, you wan miss rapture baah? See your head, no be only nyanshing, na banging you do see....
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by FarmTech(m): 9:11am On Dec 02, 2015
@Op, ur post betrayed ur addictn to it. Is heaven not sweeter than that? It is not just about being a virgin, it is about being pure in God's sight. Some Virgins will still go to hell in case u don't know.
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by logicalhumour: 9:16am On Dec 02, 2015
If you b Muslim, No wahala na... because 'So called virgins ' dey wait 4 u!
 undecided
Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by MrPresident1: 9:19am On Dec 02, 2015
900warriorz:
you, you wan miss rapture baah? See your head, no be only nyanshing, na banging you do see....

Uncle, heaven is very much about yanshing, if you make the rapture penren, na certificate to everlasting yanshing be that. Abi what do you think 'Heavenly feeling' is all about? cheesy grin

Heavy and concentrated yanshing for all those who make the rapture cheesy wink. Read Isaiah chapter 4, it is talking about the new heaven, the new Jerusalem.

Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

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