Episode 37

Normal normal...tujaguar replied
Yes naw....

I was also confused by what he meant by normal normal.

Haa..we no con get for here now ooo....kode...
Yes sir
Mgoat, give kode money make he go sharparly arrange am...


Mgoat brought out another money in the sum of one thousand naira and gave it to tujaguar apprentice.Kodekeys to apparently get the " " normal normal..."

..
Hmmn Mgoat,....na u... radius stated as he took the last puff of the cigarette.

Haa. Baba na your footsteps we dey follow oooo.....

And quickly while Kode was away, tujaguuar finished all neccesary work on radius verse which he came to feature in and he left.

Not long after he left, kode came in, with a black nylon. There in, was three origin bottles and another stuff rolled in a newspaper with two packets of cigarette.Mgoat handed him one and also offered jaguar one also, which he refused. As expected, he didnt even bother to offer as he tore open d cigar packet.

And gbam, the beat rolled in as mgoat puffed the cigar and gulped down the origin.. the beat was banging with a lot of kicks and snares ...
i was also feeling the beat too..


Yea... yea... mgoat started.....

The producer and guitarist were swaying as the beat played..

Yea ,,, its mgoat... yea...









For like the 1st minute of the beat, mgoat was still , yea yea yea....

Episode 38

Oya baby

Eh... the producer joined in as mgoat seemed finally ready to drop some bars.

Baby Succulent

Baby Succulent

You be yoghurt oooo....

Eh ... yoghurt yoghurt ... jaguar shouted at d top of voice as he backed up.

Baby u be my yoghurt oo
Na only u i got oooo i got i got i got oo
But before i forgot forgot oo
Anyone wey wan come btw us na with broom we chase dem comot oooo.

Oya u be my yoghurt
I go lick u like yoghurt
Oh no i dont mean doughnut
My body strong like coconut
I dey up me i no be groundnut
I go nourish your body like carrot...

Wow ...wow ...jaguar did not let him complete the freestyle as he sat there, clapping and hailing mgoat..

Episode 39

Mgoat don come with another hit oo. Yeee..

All this while , mgoat was smiling and continued in the nut, got silly nursery rhymes he called a song.. like WTF, are we in food and nutrition class. So all my wahala and the troubles i suffered was to see one nigga sing baby my yoghurt.
?

Haa, nice one... spiritual.. oya mgoat enter booth.enter booth
Boo how you see am ....
Hmmn.. me ... i said ,
Yes now, you dey feel the song
Yes ... haa nice one
You see. You see !!!!!,, i tell u say na hit....
Yes ...

Oya mgoat... oya go bust am.. ginger...

I could see kode smiling and ` Yimuing to mgoat. Apparently dissatisfied with his performance.just like I was too.

he better by done with this shit and let us head home...

A message entered my phone and it was reminder of the assignment tomorrow....immediately i read it, the phone died

. By this time , it was already 8 pm.i had almost forgotten about tomorrows assignment... The main reason i was actually in Lagos
.....God no go allow this guy ruin my life oooo..


Everything on my mind was going home at this moment.. ..let him just be done ..

mgoat .......see crap lyrics. anyway continue.

Lol ose mgoat mr Yoghurt

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Episode 40 ( DEVIL AT WORK )

Mgoat was still at the 12th take of his second verse when the Generator went off.. Even Tujaguaar and kode were already frustrated...and seemed happy about the situation

After the First verse,he kept Making Mistakes and cutting and Retaking.I just wondered is this how all his studio sessions look like ? Despite his wack lyrics and song ,he still got time to be wasting. And retaking Verses like this.

Haa Tor...Mgoat that is it for the day..
Haa..Baba.. Mgoat stated ,leaving the booth..

Hope say the money for this session never expire be that ??

Mgoat i swear u Bleep up
Abeg no vex....no vex........
Haa.haa.Song wey u suppose roll once.At this stage in your career ..... U con dey make us roll am like
( cuts in ) I don beg u naw...
If no be say na u ....i for charge u another money for tomorrow session but as per say na u ...Just come back..

Thanks baba..i promise tomorrow we go record am once..
I pray so.....
..What of the other artistes wey u talk say dey come ...
Ok Airforce1 and andyblaze ??
Ehn
I go call dem ni oo..say session no day today again..Till tomorrow..na y u gats come early to do wetin u go do be dat ooo..cos after tomorrow...no more Grace..

Ok baba mi ...I will be on my way to rest so i come back with extra power.

Ok... i pray say u do well tomao.
Kode...later naa.
Ok boss ...later things..

And that was how we left without completing the song...To be sincere. i happy small because my stomach was just filled with immense anger everytime the idiot asked for another retake to resing his Wacko jacko lines.
.
I am very sure that ...... Even kode and Tujaguaar will be disappointed and are just interested in the money.and not aiding his career. well.. I dont expect them to tell him but i know dey know that mgoat music career is a No no..

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Episode 41 ( DEVIL AT WORK )


Finally we were heading home... i was so relieved.......At the same time.i felt like advising Mgoat ...( in a Gentle manner of course) .. to stop wasting his money and resources on music as it is not his line..i just thought it would be unfair watching him waste away like this when all his mates are out there Working including his juniors like me..But then.wetin be my own...?? no be the same mama born us ??

After all. he is singing the rubbish people want to hear, If Skaliey mental can make it ...if Terry G can make it.if ViCO is famous.. why should Mgoat not be ?? .if he get the money finish. Na we way we go follow am spend d do be this..


Mgoat....Na house we dey go now....
Yes now...
Ok...but shey we go first drop the car
..which car..
This car now
...naa tomorrow i go go give that one him car and phone...we go carry this one go house today..
Haa..hope he wont be worried...
Ehn he should be worried... when he was.....( pauses) ..see i no care ..Wetin dey my mind now naa my tomorrow session and how i go take do am.with no Bleep up

Episode 42 ( DEVIL AT WORK )


Ok..
I just wan do am once....collect am sharpaly in the next 2 weeks.. give this man and...do d pkg ..
..get signed !!!
Hmmn
As i dey look this song..he be like say video go dey for am
Ok...ehn ( diverts to another issue as i was tired of his Music shii talk ) Mgoat what of the money wey your mama give...

( cuts in)... Shut the Bleep up boo...am talking about my music career here...u talking about one catfish money for one shop wey i no dey get any profit. Fr....See just shut up

Tor..At this point i had no choice than to shut up..After all.he didn't force me to follow him..i don enter this one naa.Na another one i go dey pray make God save me from .

( After like 5 mins)

Ok am sorry...
No am not angry..
am just stressed out and angry sey i no fit record that stuff finish today..
Ok ..i understand bro..
Yea...so i no day ...( pauses) Wait oo wait oo wait
Wetin happen
Boo u be idiot .i don forget sha
Forget what ..dont tell me you forgot something at d studio o pls .Even if it your...sorry d iphone...we are not going back..
Ode ...So u don forget..
Forget what now guy ??
Dat girl we carried in d afternoon.. DatsincereChic...i was supposed to meet her tonight.

Oya now...Hehe

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Sektion:
Oya now...Hehe

Coming

Episode 43

What ??
Yes now ..I told her i was coming tonight !! U no dey dere when i talk am .??

Akube,it must be the alcohol in your system i swear.... u dey joke abi.. i replied in a jovial manner..

Joke ke Guy i for no go but u know. girl wey i just meet he no go make sense make i promise to see her tonight.make i no con go...she no go take me as a man of my word..

WTF ??...Go back to go and pick a girl ...this can never happen..i had enough already today.


Listen mgoat.its already late...She doesnt care if u a man of your word.or a man of your mouth.

See if na d car dey do u ehn.. tomorrow morning ehnn...U fit carry d car take her out.. If u like. u fit return car back to owner nextweek.nextmonth or next year sef.that is btw d two of u..but tonight NO

.Hmmn ' He breathed a Deep sigh
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Episode 44

Boo ...Boo Reason this thing well naa...See that fresh back wey the girl carry naw.. haha...Omo.Dat thing no fit .go.scot free. We fit even gather do. Make e be party sef

What d ....mgoat hear yourself... please hear yourself... ..( My voice was already getting loud here ) Its 10pm in the night...Wich kind date u wan carry am go......and what gives u the impression u will sleep with her today sef ?? Who are you.. Chris brown or Usher ??

What do u mean boo ??

Guy its late..u can go tomorrow.. Please.don't let us argue over this ......i had enough today already.

Sorry bro i dey go this one.....

I looked into eyes to see if he was joking but all i saw is seriousness and firm determination.

Are u serious ??

Yea am damn serious ...if i dont see her this night. na FK ...

Then i will Rather Drop... i said ...as i threatened him.

Hmmn.You better drop.

Haha.Abi i don dey see another thing.. Because of one stranger girl wey Mgoat never even sabi.he dey tell me make i drop 4 car..

I should drop...


U going to regret this m........I never even finish wetin i wan talk or even drop out of the car finish before he slammed the door and.. As if nothing happened. mgoat kicked the car and accelerated forward..

continue na

The 5 episode final part( Diary of Resolutions) comes up next....

ClassCaptain:
The 3 episode final part( Diary of Resolutions) comes up next....

when? this night I guess

DIARY OF RESOLUTIONS..

( Episode 45)

I was shocked beyond words as i looked on...Worst still.i had no single naira on me to board a cab...hah.i was still thinking of what next to do with my Life when i noticed Mgoat reversing towards me.

Boo. .Boo.Boo..he kept calling my name ... ..

Boo boo....

Though i had no money .but i kept walking .....i was not just going to hop in like i was all dependent on him.

Boo..
What ? I yelled angrily !!!

He whined down the glass ...

Boo am sorry..please come in let us talk things out..

I stood my ground.

Boo please come in now ... He did this for like 15 mins before i pitied him and reluctantly. i entered..

Okay...Boo..i promise ...I will just see her and greet her... immediately aftee that.we will leave..

But m....

( cuts in ) ..Boo,please ...give me this opportunity.. please ...she will just see my face and Gbam...we head home.

At this point, i was left with no choice than to follow him..Afterall.i had no Other option again.

Ok..
Thanks bro..i promise to be quick.

And that was how.We headed towards her home..



We were just a few miles from Her house when we encountered a Police check point..


They had been succesfully passing people but not untill it got to our turn.

Well i had nothing to be afraid. ...Patapata we give them 100 naira if dey prove stubborn and explain to them that we were coming from a Studio night session.

Park park park...The officer said as the torchlight beamed upon the car.

Oya park here..

All this officers sef ...i whispered silently myself.
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DIARY OF RESOLUTIONS


EPISODE 46



I say park ....park...The officer shouted as mgoat pulled over the car..

He came near the car and beamed the torchlight directly to our faces for a few seconds and then to the back of the car as if he lost something in there.

Good evening... mgoat smiled as he greeted him warmly
Yes ...what says by your time He replied coldly
Huh....its 11 37 pm here .my oga...but..
( cuts in) ... Wetin i go use sabi say na u get this car Your drivers license pls ??
Oga . Haha..
What is oga haha?? your ...

Can u please get the torchlight off our face... i Stated ,cutting the officer short ..in the most polite manner possible as the light remained on my face..

Calm down boo...haha....Officer abeg no vex.You see ..we are artistes ...we are just coming from a Studio session ...night session

... that was how mgoat explained all our travails to him but The officer looked on in disgust..unmoved by All our explanations.

Ok ..i know. .. Mgoat dipped his hand into his pocket and brought out 1000 naira note which he handed over to him.

What are you trying to do ??
No ooo officer .just something little to ...you know...

I said your drivers license... is this your own drivers license..

I could see d shock in mgoat's next words because i was quite shock too to see that the officer could refuse such offer of a 1000 naira note.

But oga......
Wait first sef....the officer moved closer to mgoat and as if sighting something dangerous, withdrew back..

U don drink....he asked
No ...no oh
...no be alcohol i dey smell so...

What is going on there officer?? ... one of the senior colleagues who had been watching the whole scene questioned..

..how am i even sure una no steal this car...
Ha ...ha no ..no oo...we didn't... i responded..

By this time.i was already getting tensed up and my sweat glands became active...

No now ...officer I just told...you
shut up...i say shut up...maybe the money u are offering me sef was stolen with the car
Haha. Officer please don't...

Obinoscopy.i said what is happening there...by this time the superior police officer , DrizSlim and another junior officer .Okaakoko who had been busy passing other cars moved closer to us..

Oga .these people. I see say their face hard... and the driver sef ...first offence .he day drink drive...

Haa..nooo. .noo i yelled to counter his Statement... i was almost peeing my pants here as the officers wielded their Ak47 like hungry untamed lions..

Shut up... he said to me....U dont talk when i talk.....
Second offence no driving license... Third offence . Refusal to follow orders .. Fourth offence .. ...


Ehn ..ok obino.....
Yes Sir
Lasisi
Sir...
Okaakoko
Yes Sir
Search this Vehicle .


Ok Officer.. it is our brother's car...we took it out..i already explain to the off... mgoat tried to explain to the superior officer..

No probelm...we have to confirm that by searching the car...we are just doing our jobs.....ehn..

But officer..
young men,If u have nothing to hide .dont worry...Once we are through with the search,you are good to go..


And so they began... from the boot... they found nothing.... To the back seat...nothing.....


All this while ....datsincerechic had been messaging mgoat and asking if he is still coming .... i could see Mgoat constantly checking his time and phone as she bombarded him with pings while the officers searched on.....

God what sort of probelm is this.,this night again....

. Front drawer...nothing.. ..They searched our pockets...nothing...his bags. .nothing except a pile of clothes....

Not untill they got to the drivers side ..


Oga...Oga.. Officer.lasisi shouted as he brought something out of the Car..

ClassCaptain:

DIARY OF RESOLUTIONS


EPISODE 46



I say park ....park...The officer shouted as mgoat pulled over the car..

He came near the car and beamed the torchlight directly to our faces for a few seconds and then to the back of the car as if he lost something in there.

Good evening... mgoat smiled as he greeted him warmly
Yes ...what says by your time He replied coldly
Huh....its 11 37 pm here .my oga...but..
( cuts in) ... Wetin i go use sabi say na u get this car Your drivers license pls ??
Oga . Haha..
What is oga haha?? your ...

Can u please get the torchlight off our face... i Stated ,cutting the officer short ..in the most polite manner possible as the light remained on my face..

Calm down boo...haha....Officer abeg no vex.You see ..we are artistes ...we are just coming from a Studio session ...night session

... that was how mgoat explained all our travails to him but The officer looked on in disgust..unmoved by All our explanations.

Ok ..i know. .. Mgoat dipped his hand into his pocket and brought out 1000 naira note which he handed over to him.

What are you trying to do ??
No ooo officer .just something little to ...you know...

I said your drivers license... is this your own drivers license..

I could see d shock in mgoat's next words because i was quite shock too to see that the officer could refuse such offer of a 1000 naira note.

But oga......
Wait first sef....the officer moved closer to mgoat and as if sighting something dangerous, withdrew back..

U don drink....he asked
No ...no oh
...no be alcohol i dey smell so...

What is going on there officer?? ... one of the senior colleagues who had been watching the whole scene questioned..

..how am i even sure una no steal this car...
Ha ...ha no ..no oo...we didn't... i responded..

By this time.i was already getting tensed up and my sweat glands became active...

No now ...officer I just told...you
shut up...i say shut up...maybe the money u are offering me sef was stolen with the car
Haha. Officer please don't...

Obinoscopy.i said what is happening there...by this time the superior police officer , DrizSlim and another junior officer .Okaakoko who had been busy passing other cars moved closer to us..

Oga .these people. I see say their face hard... and the driver sef ...first offence .he day drink drive...

Haa..nooo. .noo i yelled to counter his Statement... i was almost peeing my pants here as the officers wielded their Ak47 like hungry untamed lions..

Shut up... he said to me....U dont talk when i talk.....
Second offence no driving license... Third offence . Refusal to follow orders .. Fourth offence .. ...


Ehn ..ok obino.....
Yes Sir
Lasisi
Sir...
Okaakoko
Yes Sir
Search this Vehicle .


Ok Officer.. it is our brother's car...we took it out..i already explain to the off... mgoat tried to explain to the superior officer..

No probelm...we have to confirm that by searching the car...we are just doing our jobs.....ehn..

But officer..
young men,If u have nothing to hide .dont worry...Once we are through with the search,you are good to go..


And so they began... from the boot... they found nothing.... To the back seat...nothing.....


All this while ....datsincerechic had been messaging mgoat and asking if he is still coming .... i could see Mgoat constantly checking his time and phone as she bombarded him with pings while the officers searched on.....

God what sort of probelm is this.,this night again....

. Front drawer...nothing.. ..They searched our pockets...nothing...his bags. .nothing except a pile of clothes....

Not untill they got to the drivers side ..


Oga...Oga.. Officer.lasisi shouted as he brought something out of the Car..

everybody sabi Lasisi na wicked OC Hahahahaha

Gbam thumb up bro..continue asap.

Ghen Ghen !!!

Cc lalasticlala,Dominique.Seun....