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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by isacolukay(m): 4:37pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
agarawu23: Lalasticlala, kindly do the needful. 1 Like |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by sisisioge: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Treat as what it is...a Xmas gift but put up a thank you & gacious acceptance notice to Dansuki in the daily trust while telling EFCC and all relevant authorities to take note. It is in bad taste to reject kind offers |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Wake up from your dream OP.......When it happens I'll let you know wat I'll do then |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Btruth: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Lol......... A. Transfer immediately... B. Get out of town quickly. . On a more serious note, inform the authority about the money and get some commission out of it. |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Acekidc4(m): 4:42pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
adioolayi: That's 4.2 Billion dude not 4million!! Its Nine zero |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by karleone(m): 4:43pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
adioolayi: Maybe you didn't see d last 000. It's 4bill and not mill |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Cyojunior(m): 4:44pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
kylekent55: Wow people lik u styll remain for dis country ? Lov ur comments kylekent55: Wow people lik u styll remain for dis country ? Lov ur comments |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by chichriso: 4:46pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Tintinnoty: lalasticlala you guys should be not be bringing news like this on the front page, its not good for the country before international community, Seun take note |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by BABANGBALI: 4:47pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
omo na to withdraw and run out o |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Ninilowo(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Sunexy:The booze............ The booze |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by feaq(f): 5:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Ehe no tym at all, na d way forward, atm tins, correct prayers for him head, u know say na for naija u go gv pastor dat kind money, pastor go kneel down say mak u stand up make he pray for u |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by bettercreature(m): 5:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
MissGdope:I'm very serious! i don't like easy money |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Tintinnoty(m): 5:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
chichriso: what happened to your sense of humour? Last time I checked this was ported at the joke section |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Kelvin3028(m): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Withdraw Immediately(it may be auto withdrawn)
I will report to EFCC(For backup).
Record the report(For more backup).
Break the sim(personal reason).
Keep quiet(to avoid kidnapping.
Travel abroad(for 6years vacation). |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by xreal: 5:13pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
adioolayi: Most people are getting the figures wrong. It is actually 4.2 billion. |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 5:14pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Vivly: Thank u very much. I was wondering too ooo. |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by em3r4ld(m): 5:19pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
From the look of things..majority of comments give a demographic concern about the depth of corruption in this country. Look at it from different angles, u are not so different from Dasuki. U cry wolf cos u are not involved with the sharing of the National Cake. #smh #proudWailer #2% 1 Like |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
If the money is N4billion I might react differently...Truth is once the money hits ur account, it's traceable to u. Best thing to do is move the cash as fast as possible in cash and leave the country to a country where u cannot be touched and keep a low profile... ML!!! |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 5:40pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Somebody shout halleluyah..#inpapaadeboye'svoice |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by sirjeff(m): 5:42pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Till that tym |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by josef1(m): 5:53pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
B,C,D sure pass |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Desmondkk(m): 5:58pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
bettercreature: |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by maureen546: 6:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
D |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ekefre4(m): 6:19pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Vivly:either u didn't do maths or u didn't read d post well |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ideology(m): 6:21pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Vivly: you are wicked, have you not heard that Zimbabwe is now using Chinese Yuen |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ekefre4(m): 6:22pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Ninilowo:everybody wanna groove |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Kangol99(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I will keep quite for a while |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by onunwa21(m): 6:47pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Am ready to go 4 life imprisonment 4 dis kind of money...... |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Pain(m): 6:54pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Vivly: I dont understand the OP. Credit that came in was N4.2Bn and yet the closing balance was N4.2M. The joke itself is fraudulent |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Pain:Jesu!
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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by chichriso: 7:07pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Tintinnoty: it shouldnt have made front page considering the personality involved and the state of the country now. Seun take note!!!! |
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by rottennaija(m): 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
adioolayi: That is a good algorithm for such case. I'm sure you will write a program for dasuki |
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