ZOMBI+LYING LIARS+HYPOCRITES=APC SUPPORTERS. WAILING WAILERS+SATANOID=PDP SUPPORTERS.

BTW : between FFT: Food For Thought

SAVEDBABA:
second to comment , Asap:as soon as possible

SAVEDBABA:
second to comment , Asap:as soon as possible

is that why your this happy??

cruzyteejay:


oh really?

Rotfl

oh really?

Rotfl

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

allawizzow:
If u see chest-beaters or flat-head (the igbos)
Dilector (nnamdi kanu)
Ipob (southeast miscreants)
yam eater (Pdp)

lol

kalson7:
is that why your this happy??

yes...lol

SPA- Space bookers association
M O C- my one cent

[b]AFK – away from the keyboard
ASAP – As Soon As Possible
ASL – Age/Sex/Location
ATM – At The Moment
A3 – Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BBL – Be Back Later
BBS – Be Back Soon
BBQ – Barbecue
BFN/B4N – Bye For Now
BRB – Be Right Back
BRT – Be Right There
BTW – By The Way
B4N – Bye For Now
Blog – Web Log Or an Online Journal
CU – See You
EM – email
Fav – favorite
DND – Do not Disturb
EOF – End Of File
FAQ – Frequently asked questions
FTL – For the loss
FTW – For the win
FYI – For your information
FYM - For Your Mind
FB – Facebook
FTF or F2F – face to face
FWD – forward
GTG/ – Got to Go
G9 – Genius
GBTW – Get back to work
GF – Great/good fight/girlfriend
GFU – Good for you
Gratz – Congratulations
GM – Good Morning
GN – Good Night
HAND – Have A Nice Day
HF – Have fun
HTH – hope that helps
IIRC – if I remember correctly
IRL – in real life
IC – I See
ILU – I Love You
IM – Instant Messenger
JK – Just kidding
KISS – Keep it simple stupid
LDR – Long Distance Relationship
LMAO – Laugh My Ass Off
LOL – Laughing Out Loud
LTNS – Long Time No See
L8R – Later
M/F – Male or Female
MSG – Message
M8 – Mate
NP – No Problem
OIC – Oh I See
OS – Operating system
OMG – Oh my God!
PLZ/PLS – Please
PPL – People
RIP – Rest in Piece
S2pid – stupid
SD – Sweet Dreams
SEC- Second
Sry – sorry
SS – so sorry
SS - Simple server
Str8 – Straight
SU – shut up
SYS – see you soon
SUP/Xup – What’s Up
SYL – See you later
THX/TNZ/TNK/10K – Thanks
OH – Overheard
TYVM – thank you very much
TTYL – Talk To You Later
TG – That’s great
TCA - Terms and Conditions Apply
TOS – Terms of service
TC – Take Care
U – You
U4E – Yours For Ever
WB – Welcome Back
WTF – What the F**k
WTF - Whatsapp Twitter Facebook
W8 – Wait
YW/UW – you’re welcome
LMK : Let me know
WTH : What the hell
BFF : Best female Friend
BF - Best Friends/Blue Film
BMT : Before my time
ASAIC: As soon as I can
JFY: Just for you
1NAM : One in a million
ROFL: Rolling on Floor laughing
B4N : Bye for now
404 : No clue
4Eva: Forever
BOT: Back on Topic
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing
YSIC: Why should I care
Wru: Where are you
WOA: Work of Art
Lets go on a commercial break...[/b]

B2B =back to back ...

Jarus:

So if someone keeps making insulting posts, and giving you job of deleting everytime, you won't take punitive measure against the person?

bidemi12 is right to some extent, cos since NL already has Disclaimer the opinion of posters shouldn't be an offence to anybody. The ban shud just be to those that advertise unnecessarily.

muhakeem: na that OP I don find the meaning pass

eyah. Now u know. Welcom to nairaworld. Lol

Jocdon: DASUKI means a cheerful giver or Father Christmas.

lmfao...

Kelklein:
This post is directed mostly at newbies on Nairaland.

For education purpose only.

Feel free to post a review/addition/correction etc.

1. NL ➡ abb. for Nairaland

2. NLer ➡ abb. for Nairalander. A member of the forum.

3. mods ➡ short for 'moderators'. Coordinate the activities of each section of the forum. Ensure orderliness and strict observance of rules by members.

4. Supermods ➡ short for 'supermoderators'. Mostly responsible for pushing post to the frontpage. Also hand out ban to defaulters. e.g. when you see lalasticlala, he's one.

5. Op ➡ abb. for 'opener of post'? refers to a member that opens a particular topic.

6. MT ➡ short for 'mention'. This shows when a member's moniker is mentioned in a post, or a post by a member is quoted.

7. L&S ➡ abb. for 'likes and shares'. Indicates your likes and shares for a post.

8. New ➡ This shows topics newly posted. Arranged in chronological order. If you want to be first to comment on a post, bookmark this page.

9. Recent ➡ This shows topics recently posted on different sections.

10. Trending ➡ This is like a 'second' frontpage. Whenever you get bored with the frontpage, this is a sure place to find exciting topics.

11. Fp ➡ short for frontpage. This is the first topic board (Homepage) you see immediately you enter the site.

12. Moniker ➡ (lol! sounds like 'monica'). This is simply another word for 'username'. It's a slang for nickname.

13. dp ➡ short for 'display picture'.

14. guest ➡ an unregistered member who is visiting the forum. Or a registered member who is yet to login.

15. pm ➡ short for 'private message'. Similar to dm (direct message) on twitter, only messages are sent to the email with which you register on the forum.

16. FTC ➡ abb. for 'first to comment'. it is said that members get excited when they are first to comment on a post. Reason for this is still not clear tho. Many believed it has to do with the number of likes & shares associated with first post on a topic.

17. Endtime ➡ slang used to describe a weird stuff. Even though the word itself is a/an noun/adverb. NLers somehow convert it to an adjective. e.g. an endtime topic. The slang was believed to be first used by a NLer called lasisi69. Tho this has not been verified.

18. ban ➡ This occurs when a member breaks certain forum rules. He/She will not be able to reply to a post or create a topic for the period of the ban. Ban duration can be from few hours to few days, depending on the nature of the offence.

19. Seun ➡ This is the moniker of the NL owner - Oluwaseun Osewa. He also serves as a supermod atimes when he's less occupied. You can call him the 'general overseer' (Daddy GO) of Nairaland•••

20. This list is not exhaustive... please feel free to add yours.

kelklein!

What about QED?

LesbianBoy:
G.R.R.H.M.S! --------> Gerarahere men shiiiii

i am feeling you...your pics z giving me inspiration...so hot

HAHBTB- Hit After Hit Back To Back (ask Olamide)

Lalaticlacla or lalaticlala pls cut orr change dat name abeg.

O DA BEE

ikombe:
Una no dey sleep

Why weren't you asleep? I'm currently in a different time zone that is 6 hours behind Nigeria, what was your excuse?

BTB :: Back To Back
STTO :: Street Ti Take Over
CACI :: Come And Collect It !!
:: Laughing With Many Bold Teeth !!

cao:

Why weren't you asleep? I'm currently in a different time zone that is 6 hours behind Nigeria, what was your excuse?

am a god i dont sleep

ikombe:
am a god i dont sleep

Everybody is allowed to dream, no matter how far fetched said dream is...

cao:

Everybody is allowed to dream, no matter how far fetched said dream is...

lol

Hmmmmm loving it