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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Keystonn: 7:26am On Jan 19, 2016
shigoslim:

Please tirri appearance money and uloaku , and select it , purchase land you werre you can not buy .

but the amount of dollars to daafo 1 = 300 to fall to 700 hostages IMF million GE merri Buhari . Time , money burru appearance and uloaku listen fepushia finish .

When you buy land , you werre can not re , select hcl See . Birri English in Europe will buy land n'ukwurru artificial voice states turtle dollars go down 700+ nor will their shi .

Go on uloaku , burru ni ! Buy low . Currency will fall , the money nor the land gani fall . Cotton bath everybody is cash tani . Burru will burru invasions
cheesy cheesy grin

Even google translator is confused ...

Nwanne hapu ya dia

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by mrintelligent(m): 7:29am On Jan 19, 2016
humanbeing5th:
oloriburuku ma ni awon omo olori pelebe wonyi oo, shey awa ni won fe ma fi ede radarada won ru loju?, iyalaya gbogboyin, Bleep dat shiit!!

grin grin grin grin grin angry

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Keystonn: 7:32am On Jan 19, 2016
WIZGUY69:



mkpi Hausa grin
ala fejuo nne gi Anya ebea

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by WIZGUY69(m): 7:36am On Jan 19, 2016
Keystonn:
ala fejuo nne gi Anya ebea

Taaaaaa! taa gbafuo
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by StCapital: 7:41am On Jan 19, 2016
Bikonu umunne m, onye na amaghi ka esi asu igbo eme nyere ne onwe ya ihe ihere na nzuko ede m ede a. Google translator ga eduhe gi uzo na ede m ede asusu ala anyi. Ana m ekele umu afo igbo na ebe a.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by CyberWolf: 7:50am On Jan 19, 2016
Ara na-agba ndi ofe kita arigo enu ulo grin cheesy

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 7:52am On Jan 19, 2016
shigoslim:

Please tirri appearance money and uloaku , and select it , purchase land you werre you can not buy .

but the amount of dollars to daafo 1 = 300 to fall to 700 hostages IMF million GE merri Buhari . Time , money burru appearance and uloaku listen fepushia finish .

When you buy land , you werre can not re , select hcl See . Birri English in Europe will buy land n'ukwurru artificial voice states turtle dollars go down 700+ nor will their shi .

Go on uloaku , burru ni ! Buy low . Currency will fall , the money nor the land gani fall . Cotton bath everybody is cash tani . Burru will burru invasions


Onye nkea si na "Burru will buru invasions"..... Hahahahahahaha. Iberibe ajoka. If you want to know what the OP said, just mention me.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 7:57am On Jan 19, 2016
raumdeuter:
Mynd44, OAM4J, lalasticlala

U see how fooolish you have become? Ihuru ka isi da iberibe? Did the OP say anythin wrong or go against any nairaland rule? Must you hear what you said? He has a very vital information and decided to pass it to only his people. E concern you? The least you can do is to get any Igbo guy around to translate it for you. But going by your posts, will your hate for the Igbos allow you do that?

Biko, were nwayoo si na thread puwa ngwa ngwa... Egbula oge at all!

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by yommys01(m): 7:57am On Jan 19, 2016
Seun, mynd44 and the other moderators create laws but are selective in the enforcement of same.

How can this thread but be allowed when one of your own rules clearly stated we should write in correct English.

Later I will be banned for dare questioning Seun and the mods. Makes no sense - truth has to be said.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by adexdon(m): 8:03am On Jan 19, 2016
chaii wahala dey
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Seun, mynd44 and the other moderators create laws but are selective in the enforcement of same.

How can this thread but be allowed when one of your own rules clearly stated we should write in correct English.

Later I will be banned for dare questioning Seun and the mods. Makes no sense - truth has to be said.

The rule says... "Write in Correct English" and not "Write in English". If its in a court of law, you will be won hands down.

By the way, there is absolutely nothing wrong in what the OP said. Everything he said is normal and important. It does not have anythin bad in it. So, be not afraid!

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 8:09am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Seun, mynd44 and the other moderators create laws but are selective in the enforcement of same.

How can this thread but be allowed when one of your own rules clearly stated we should write in correct English.

Later I will be banned for dare questioning Seun and the mods. Makes no sense - truth has to be said.

You shouldn't get worried. What is written there doesn't concern you. He was just explaining how 300k was deducted from his account and he ended up withdrawing the rest 700k he had with the bank then sued the bank. Nothing of concern

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by macklef(m): 8:10am On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
nje oti ri pe kosi egbe omo oduduwa ni bi?
Se oun fi mi se yeye ni? cheesy
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by yommys01(m): 8:10am On Jan 19, 2016
RebelChip:


The rule says... "Write in Correct English" and not "Write in English". If its in a court of law, you will be won hands down.

By the way, there is absolutely nothing wrong in what the OP said. Everything he said is normal and important. It does not have anythin bad in it. So, be not afraid!
Correct English or in English bottomline is, English. Is this thread written in English?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by yommys01(m): 8:13am On Jan 19, 2016
falseman:


You shouldn't get worried. What is written there doesn't concern you. He was just explaining how 300k was deducted from his account and he ended up withdrawing the rest 700k he had with the bank then sued the bank. Nothing of concern
Nothing of concern? How do you mean? On a public forum? Does it mean Seun, mynd44 and co have one set of laws for certain people and another set for other sets of people?

Laws are laws. This thread breaks the laws of this forum but shamefully the mods allowed it.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 8:17am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Nothing of concern? How do you mean? On a public forum? Does it mean Seun, mynd44 and co have one set of laws for certain people and another set for other sets of people?

Laws are laws. This thread breaks the laws of this forum but shamefully the mods allowed it.

E concern you? Why can't you mind your business? The OP decided to narrate his ordeal to his people in his language and you are here ranting like a mad dog... Did he insult anybody or break any rules? Abeg park well joor.... Stop foooling yourself man. You should only be concerned if the OPs thread was a threat or insult to anybody or any tribe.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Asiwaju9ja(m): 8:19am On Jan 19, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko ha murru'm na obodo oyibo; Igbo'm eshidi ike

Lol! There are various deviation in the igbo language. But Generally you should get the gist like I did.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by olaboy001(m): 8:19am On Jan 19, 2016
T4taiwo:
Hypocrisy is when ur HEADINGS is written in English and THE MESSAGE is written in your native language......EWU.
Abi, just wasted my MB now when things hard
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by chidextec: 8:32am On Jan 19, 2016
Confusion agba ndi ofe mmanu n'isi grin odikwa egwu ooo

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 8:33am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Nothing of concern? How do you mean? On a public forum? Does it mean Seun, mynd44 and co have one set of laws for certain people and another set for other sets of people?

Laws are laws. This thread breaks the laws of this forum but shamefully the mods allowed it.

You should be a patriotic Nigerian. Should we discourage our language or completely let it go extinct because we have to copy westerners?
So if I open up a thread to teach my language then it should be banned?

People even write in pidgin English which is not correct English should they also ban that?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by maasoap(m): 8:35am On Jan 19, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako
Mental disturbance.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Funnyguy83: 8:47am On Jan 19, 2016
thewarrior72:
Ogbagwojuru ndi obodo gbamgbam tara nchara anya otu anyi jiri were asusu igbo na akpa ha stod.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. GWA HA OKWU NWANNE!

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Ugonnax: 8:56am On Jan 19, 2016
Oh lord, I love this thread. Yoruba are trying so hard to crack it, even using google translator and what not but to no avail...haha. This infuriated them to start commenting erratically and raining insults on you...hahaha. They are pained and confused; wondering what we are up to...hahaha. Bro your igbo writing skills is very authentic not mainstream...that's why google and other translators can not crack it. Took me awhile to grasp it. Brother you need to do more this to pass coded information to Igbos; we can in turn pass it to our close brothers only...Ibibio, Efik, e.t.c.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by thewarrior72: 8:59am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Seun, mynd44 and the other moderators create laws but are selective in the enforcement of same.

How can this thread but be allowed when one of your own rules clearly stated we should write in correct English.

Later I will be banned for dare questioning Seun and the mods. Makes no sense - truth has to be said.
Iwe ewewuola onye nkia, onye no ya nso jisie ya ike ka ohara ikwu udo dika onye isi obodo ha mgbe gara aga, nuru UTAPIAPIA

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by thewarrior72: 9:06am On Jan 19, 2016
olaboy001:
Abi, just wasted my MB now when things hard
Bros ndo, inugo?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Scholes007(m): 9:14am On Jan 19, 2016
falseman:


You shouldn't get worried. What is written there doesn't concern you. He was just explaining how 300k was deducted from his account and he ended up withdrawing the rest 700k he had with the bank then sued the bank. Nothing of concern
kikiki. I can't laugh again

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by thewarrior72: 9:17am On Jan 19, 2016
maasoap:
Mental disturbance.
Ewoo, onye ka anodugo na threshold of ikwu udo

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by MaziOmenuko: 9:24am On Jan 19, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko ha murru'm na obodo oyibo; Igbo'm eshidi ike

Kedu ka isi noro na obodo_oyibo ma na ebu amuma na ego ala anyi ga ada? Biko, igocha ala ma oburu na ego obodo anyi adaghi?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by thewarrior72: 9:37am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Nothing of concern? How do you mean? On a public forum? Does it mean Seun, mynd44 and co have one set of laws for certain people and another set for other sets of people?

Laws are laws. This thread breaks the laws of this forum but shamefully the mods allowed it.

You shouldn't be flogging a dead horse, i had expected u to take the easiest rout which is otapiapia, since there's no law to invoke against the use of indigenous dialect on this forum.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Scholes007(m): 9:39am On Jan 19, 2016
MaziOmenuko:


Kedu ka isi noro na obodo_oyibo ma na ebu amuma na ego ala anyi ga ada? Biko, igocha ala ma oburu na ego obodo anyi adaghi?

ego anyi adala ada. Ihe m onwe na egwu bu oburu na i nwere ego buru ibu na naira ugbua ihe kacha mma bu ime ya invest. I nwere ike go ala ma obu me ihe ozo ga enye gi ego, nke ka nke okuko ihe ibu na izu anu.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by IkpuMmadu: 9:40am On Jan 19, 2016
nna m ihe unu kwuru bu eziokwu....otua ka odi...onye zuru ala mere ezigbo investment.


otolo gbagbuo ndi ofe...kedu okeipku na peppyluv


kedu asadike na aku amu dike ?

bia ugomba na ezepromoe
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by achiphet(m): 9:41am On Jan 19, 2016
Op thank you. Igbos i hail o for not translating this yet.............and nobody should!!! : cool

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