We need two corpers..Accounting Graduates, 1 male, 1 female and an I.T seeker for immediate placement in a fast-growing Accounting firm. Call 08062229035

Sunnypar:

No offence intended, are you dumb? Why did he put a contact detail there? Graduates! Smh!

Your royal uselessnes I see no way my question as anything to do with a dimwit like yourself.... But it seems you haven't learnt from trespassing a military barricaded zone. Last time I checked this thread priortises the need to clearly state out job opening location, to allow for easy assessment for those that might be interested..... So why you decided taking daga and phensic tablets for another man's head and body pain beats my mundane imagination.
If the poster of the job advert was the one who reprimanded me I wouldn't get pissed ,but a good for nothing busy body like yourself trying to take a shine off my innocuous question won't ever be over looked by me!!! Be warned scallywag!!!

Sunnypar:

Are you married? Do you have bills to pay? Do you have responsibilities? Did you ask questions before taking up the job? Learn from it. Read prof.gray questions to ask befe signing an offer letter.

Am not married but I have serious responsibilities. Like I stated earlier, I was interviewed and wasn't told any of these except teaching computer and yes I asked a lot of questions because I don't like to be taken unaware. Anyway I have made up my mind to work for a term and leave. But please, my question still stands. How many periods on averAge is a teacher to take per week?

at most 25 periods in a week

jtenna:

Am not married but I have serious responsibilities. Like I stated earlier, I was interviewed and wasn't told any of these except teaching computer and yes I asked a lot of questions because I don't like to be taken unaware. Anyway I have made up my mind to work for a term and leave. But please, my question still stands. How many periods on averAge is a teacher to take per week?

26 periods but yours could be 30 periods. Next time tell them you can't take other subjects because you are not versatile.
NB: This is a lesson for those of you shouting you can take all science subjects plus Yoruba and French.

Oga! I just came out of e-prison. You know me.... I go don dish am out to you.

Sowl:









Your royal uselessnes I see no way my question as anything to do with a dimwit like yourself.... But it seems you haven't learnt from trespassing a military barricaded zone. Last time I checked this thread priortises the need to clearly state out job opening location, to allow for easy assessment for those that might be interested..... So why you decided taking daga and phensic tablets for another man's head and body pain beats my mundane imagination.
If the poster of the job advert was the one who reprimanded me I wouldn't get pissed ,but a good for nothing busy body like yourself trying to take a shine off my innocuous question won't ever be over looked by me!!! Be warned scallywag!!!

Early Years / Nursery Educator


New Hall International School, Lekki is
an integral part of the community both
educationally and socially. The School
looks bright and welcoming and we
have a better learning environment for
our children. The School offers a wide
range of learning experiences. We
focus on promotion of balanced
curriculum, laced with full montessori
instruction, active Learning and I.C.T.
New Hall International School, Lekki is
recruiting to fill the position of:
Job Title: Early Years / Nursery
Educator
Location: Lagos
Job Description
Are you looking for a new
challenge? Are you passionate
about child care and do you love
children?
Newhall International School
requires the experience of an
enthusiastic early years
practitioners/ nursery educators to
join our team.
Responsibilities
Applying instructional activities that
actively engage students in
meaningful learning experiences
and ensuring continual student
growth and achievement.
Connecting students knowledge to
earlier Learning and developing
ways to encourage it Further
challenging and inspiring students
to Help them deepen their
knowledge and Understanding.
You are in-charge of effective
working, neatness/tidiness of class
and material resources with the
effect of providing an ambience for
good learning.
Plan all lesson in the weekly plan
book giving details of lesson
objectives, teaching methodologies,
home-work (where appropriate)
and opportunities for differentiated
teaching.
You must co-operate with
colleagues to Augment the
instructional environment and
Ensure there is a logical scope and
order to The nursery section
program.
Developing and promoting the
appropriate skills and social
abilities to allow the optimum
progress of the children, according
to age, ability and aptitude.
Supporting the development of
children basic skills including
Physical coordination, speech, and
communication.
Encouraging children mathematical
and Creative development through
stories, song, games, drawing and
imaginative display.
Maintaining discipline in the
classroom.
Requirement, Skills and Experience
Minimum of BA/B.ED in any
relevant discipline
Applicant must have knowledge of
Montessori/Early years foundation
stage.
Candidate must have the ability to
inspire and enthuse young children.
Candidate must be resourceful,
responsible, patience and caring
History of personal achievement.
Candidate must be creative in
designing learning and play
activities.
Excellent listening, communication,
writing, organizational,research and
IT skills.
A minimum of five years teaching
experience in a nursery or early
years environment.
A diploma in Montessori and
phonetics training is an added
advantage.
Candidate must have good diction.
A respect and fondness for children
is a must.
Highly conscientious and
committed to the highest
standards of professional service.
Ability to relate well with different
groups of students of different
ages and ability levels.
Note: Please make sure you meet the
necessary requirements before
applying for this position. Only
Applicants who have met the
requirements would be considered .
Application Deadline 5th March, 2016.


http://www.newhallschool.com.ng/

Genius Kids Academy - Qualified and
experienced teachers
to teach pupils in Kindergarten and
Nursery classes are
urgently needed for immediate
employment at Genius Kids
Academy
Responsibilities
Prepare and deliver lectures to
students on topics as related
to subject.
Supervise students' work.
Evaluate and grade students' class
work, field performance,
assignments, and papers.
Compile, administer, and grade
examinations, or assign this
work to others.
Maintain student attendance records,
grades, and other
required records.
Prepare course materials such as
syllabus, homework
assignments, and handouts.
Qualifications and Requirements:
Minimum of a NCE/BEd
2 years of experience
Good student interpersonal skills
Other Jobs like this
Music Teacher
French Teacher
English/Diction Teacher
send your CV to skyng.hr@gmail

Orente21:
aw far?do u get d descriptn

yeah..... i do. thanks.... My God will continue to meet ur need in Jesus Name(Amen)

tomysyngr8:

yeah..... i do.
thanks....
My God will continue to meet ur need in Jesus Name(Amen)

u'r welcome. Tnx 4d feedback

Tutorial Lecturers Needed @ Summerset Tutorials.
For those interested in the job offer and are requesting to know the pay,it is #400 per period.if you are interested contact me on 07061128875;08188095958.Thanks

please I am looking for a teaching job.Location Makurdi

Tpappie..... What's the level
Temmie20 ground no level o!

Sunnypar:
Tpappie..... What's the level Temmie20 ground no level o!

at all oooo

Dear Candidate,

We refer to your application for employment with Higher Ground Leadership Academy in response to our recent publication and hereby invite you for aptitude/skill tests as indicated below:

DATE:      Saturday, February 20, 2016
VENUE:    Western Boys High School, Opposite Guinness Nigeria Plc, Benin/Agbor Expressway, Ikpoba Hill, Benin City.
TIME:  9.00a.m prompt

You will be tested in four steps on
Current Affairs
Use of English
General Knowledge on education/teaching methods
Field of specialization


NB:
Is there anyone here who is familiar with the school and their likely pay range.
Secondly can someone give me a pointer on the General Knowledge on education/teaching methods.
I m not an Educationist but I love teaching, I have not taught since NYSC been eons.

pennstate:
 

Dear Candidate,

We refer to your application for employment with Higher Ground Leadership Academy in response to our recent publication and hereby invite you for aptitude/skill tests as indicated below:

DATE:      Saturday, February 20, 2016
VENUE:    Western Boys High School, Opposite Guinness Nigeria Plc, Benin/Agbor Expressway, Ikpoba Hill, Benin City.
TIME:  9.00a.m prompt

You will be tested in four steps on
Current Affairs
Use of English
General Knowledge on education/teaching methods
Field of specialization


NB:
Is there anyone here who is familiar with the school and their likely pay range.
Secondly can someone give me a pointer on the General Knowledge on education/teaching methods.
I m not an Educationist but I love teaching, I have not taught since NYSC been eons.

current affairs............who is the first female speaker
first female governor
current senate president and speaker
Majority and minority leader
commissioner of education in Benin
Minister of Education
Fist executive president of Nigeria
Current rate the dollar is trading to the naira
current price of crude bent in the international market
Current CBN governor
Lassar fever causes, prevention and means you can educate the students on how to prevent it
Zika virus, what do you know about it.


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temmie20:


at all oooo

impossicant

Sunnypar:
26 periods but yours could be 30 periods. Next time tell them you can't take other subjects because you are not versatile.
NB: This is a lesson for those of you shouting you can take all science subjects plus Yoruba and French.

Thanks. I am just too vexed with the way most schools treat their teachers. imagine the sum of almost 2000 being lifted out of your monthly salary as savings. Them tell them say i nor get bank? And the annoying thing is, they claim it's for you but do not give you when you leave the school. God punish Satan ! All those school owners doing mago mago and cuni cuni, God will judge you according to your deceit.

jtenna:

Thanks. I am just too vexed with the way most schools treat their teachers. imagine the sum of almost 2000 being lifted out of your monthly salary as savings. Them tell them say i nor get bank? And the annoying thing is, they claim it's for you but do not give you when you leave the school. God punish Satan ! All those school owners doing mago mago and cuni cuni, God will judge you according to your deceit.

Many schools do it especially schools that are less than 10yrs. The reason is to retain teachers, because if you leave without formally informing them, you forfeit the money. The deduction would make up for a month salary.
For instance if you are leaving by next month, all money deducted till date plus salary would be paid to you. Most schools on the mainland are guilty of these especially Somolu, Bariga, Palmgroove, Egbeda, Ijanikin, Epe, Ikorodu(interior).

The Rubik's Cube was invented in 1944 by Erno Rubik

In WWII more civilians died than soldiers

Of all the words in the English language, the word "set" has the most definitions

The first phone with apps on it was invented in 2004

When you have a dream about a fish, someone you know is pregnant *ROTFL*

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Post strictly for evening/after school home tutoring.
Candidate must be capable of tutoring Nursery 2 to Primary 2 students.
Candidate must be presently employed in a similar teaching position.
Candidate must be good at working with children.
Candidates employed or residing in Lagos Mainland (Yaba, Akoka, Surulere and environs) will be considered first.

Remuneration and working conditions are attractive and are within industry standards.


Please email a resume and expression of interest to: oyebisia_77@yahoo.com

Idi Amin Dada

1653 New Amsterdam becomes a city (later renamed New York)

1920 Estonia declares its Independence from Russia (Dorpat Peace)

1922 It was 2:22:22 on 2/2/22

1932 Al Capone sent to prison (Atlanta, Georgia)

1971 Idi Amin ousts Milton Obote to become dictator of Uganda

1863 Samuel Clemens first uses the pen name Mark Twain in a Virginia City newspaper, the "Territorial Enterprise"

By: Muyiwa Afolabi


According to the dictionary, Happiness is that feeling that comes over you when you know life is good and you can't help but smile. It's the opposite of sadness. Happiness is a sense of well-being, joy, or contentment. When people are successful, or safe, or rewarded, or loved, they feel happiness.

There are some very powerful key words in this definition. The words literality suggests the why, when and how of happiness.

First, it says happiness is a feeling, secondly it is based on a knowing that life is good, thirdly, it is a sense; meaning it's about what you see, what you hear, what you feel – about your senses – a sense of wellbeing, joy and contentment.

What I like about this definition is that it did not say happiness is the absence of pain, disappointment, setbacks, failure or deprivation. It is based on the knowing that whatever happens in this world, life is good. It's about how you see and interpret life. It's based on your own interpretation of circumstances and situations.

It's about what you chose to see, what you choose to hear, your interpretation and judgement and of course contentment.

Okay, let's bring this home. As a mind-set coach and social reformer, I have a passion for humanity. I'm a lover and a believer in mankind. I see possibilities and greatness in every person. No matter who you are, what you're going through where you've been and all your disadvantages, I see the good and the glory you still have buried within you. I see you manifesting great glory one day.

My love for humanity has hence driven me into all kinds of research and study into human behaviour; why we think the way we do and why we act the way we do.

I observe, I listen and I learn, this way, I understand people better. Let me share some true life experiences of different people I've interacted with; how they take matters of life; how they interpret their situations and how it's made them feel on the basis of happiness.

You see, what you chose to see and how your mind decides to interpret what you see determines your emotional disposition towards it. Happiness is primarily a function of interpretation. How you chose to see and interpret and judge any matter will determine if it would evoke happiness or other emotions.

Let me tell you this, I often come across many students at the university; very good universities from around the world who keep complaining about how demanding school is, the excess work load and how they hate to go for classes during winter. Some get so frustrated and depressed they even cry. I have a god daughter schooling in a very good university in the US who is so frustrated and unhappy especially about racial discrimination issues and the likes. She can't wait to get out. She is unhappy. And back home in Nigeria, I have some young people too who after many years of writing jamb eventually secured admission into a state polytechnic and are extremely happy and joyful. Giving thanks and sharing the good news. They are happy just to be in school at last. Happiness is about interpretation and contentment.

Recently, one of my mentees was complaining bitterly, she didn't like it that her boyfriend got her a seventy thousand naira phone on her birthday. It wasn't the quality and brand she wanted. It was too cheap and too common in her opinion. Her other friends who have boyfriends not as rich got better and more expensive phones from their guys. In her opinion, the phone was an embarrassment. That same evening, my wife bought a 14,000 naira phone for a distant relative who had come visiting. This girl was extremely happy and wouldn't stop dancing. She was too happy. These two ladies are about the same age. Happiness is about interpretation and contentment.

Also quite recently at my kids' school, I ran into an old friend who came to pick her three kids from school. She was very upset and unhappy. The school runs was a distraction and too much work for her. She didn't have a maid at that time and the whole stress of waking up early to get her three kids ready for school; bathing them, feeding them, their homework and generally attending to her three active children was overwhelming. She wasn't happy at all about the situation, as she lamented and was asking if I could get her links to where she would find a good nanny, she was close to tears. She wasn't happy at all.

The Sunday of that week at my mentoring class, a woman who had been married for 7 years without kids came to me after the meeting with so much joy and excitement, we had been praying together along this desire and at last she had taken in. She was so happy and excited about the possibility of having her own kids and nursing them herself. Of course she wouldn't mind having three even without any nanny or help from anyone. Happiness is about interpretation, gratitude and contentment.

I've had to counsel a very angry and unhappy woman who was so mad at her husband simply because he refused to pay for their vacation last year. He said he had other priorities and the future of the economy was so uncertain he wouldn't pay for any vacation. Oh my, this woman was so sad and upset. All their friends travelled, they were the only ones who didn't go. She was not speaking to her husband on that account and the husband came to ask that I speak with her before he teaches her a lesson. Around the same time, another woman in my mentoring class whom I've been praying with and counselling on the issue of her marriage and husband came to share some good news with me. Her husband for three months had stopped drinking and sleeping around with various women. This woman was so elated and happy about this change in her husband. Meanwhile her husband has no employment and didn't generate any income; she was the bread winner and still is. She paid the rent, bought the cars, buys his clothes and pays all his bills. She pays all the bills in that home, he does nothing. However, she's just happy he has stopped drinking and womanising and he wouldn't hit her when drunk like he used to. Him, pay money for vacation? How? Where? Hmmm. Happiness is about gratitude and contentment.

I hear many parents complain about their children who are average in their academic performance and these parents are so unhappy. And there are some parents just like them who are glad that their special kid, in a special class can at last spell his name and the name of his school correctly at age 11 after spending so much in cash and time. The boy coordinates his words and thoughts better now and they are so happy. Happiness is about appreciation and gratitude.

I hear some car owners complaining about fuel scarcity and long queues at filling stations and they are so unhappy. And I see people just like them some even older, celebrating and grateful and very happy that at last the state government has soft pedalled on their ban on commercial motor bikes. Happiness is about gratitude and appreciation.

Dear friend, how do you see life? How are you currently interpreting your situation and circumstances? You hate your boss, you hate your job, would you rather be home without the employment? Business is bad, business is slow and you're depressed, would you rather not have one? Don't you know with patience and endurance comes strength of character and capacity to manage greater responsibilities?

Every pain has its purpose so don't let it make you unhappy, let it get you inspired.

Let the challenges in your marriage grow and mature you, not drain and destroy you. It's all about your attitude to the lessons in the challenges.

Dear friend, are you happy or unhappy about your life and your situation? Yes, I know at times things can get really rough and tough and painful, but you can chose to look at the bright side and choose gratitude instead of anger and bitterness. Chose to see the good side of everything, chose to make excuses for people, see the light at the end of every tunnel, be contented and patient. Whatever is yours will eventually come to you no matter the delay if you don't give up. And whatever belongs to you can never be lost no matter the storm. Come on dear friend, be happy!

Ladies and gentlemen I invite you to join me at my coaching class this Sunday at 5 pm as I teach deeply on the subject of finding your purpose. Why do you exist? If you don't know why and don't know your purpose you're probably running a race that is not meant for you and at the end of your irreversible life, it would be regret and frustration. Your unhappiness could probably be because you don't know your purpose and you're not in your god ordained place in this world. Join others this Sunday at 5 pm as I begin to teach on finding your purpose. Venue is, The Events centre, 1b Hakeem Balogun Street off Cadbury's Lateef Jakande road, Alausa, Ikeja Lagos.

Participation is free of charge. For details on participation simply call 0706 349 6599.

It's been a while: it wasn't easy reading from page 487 to 529.
@GoldenDr well done for overseeing the affairs of the thread.
@MacJc your comic is really giving the thread fun.
@babajeje123 Gaskiya I really like the initiative you took.
@Hernyola: please I need the list for kano schools o.
@oga manie: Please I sent you PM but no reply. I wanted asking about stock stuff. I can't understand things from the stock thread.
@All: We shall get there.

Hello here, I saw a post here about Advanced Breed School Sagamu, I called the number there and the lady responded to me politely.

Please does anyone knows anything about the school? Their pay and do they give accommodation?

Redomi:
Hello here, I saw a post here about Advanced Breed School Sagamu, I called the number there and the lady responded to me politely.

Please does anyone knows anything about the school? Their pay and do they give accommodation?

When you called didnt you ask about that? maybe you need to call again and ask her since you said she is polite.......

Goodness. Applied for a vacant post of a teacher in a school close to Egbe Lagos as a part time teacher. The plan was for Chemistry....5k as part time. Na wa o. I talk 7k, e say na 5k,I come talk say make e add another subject. Oga say make I teach Agric,from Jss1 to SS3!! 10k! Bleep that shit. I rejected and walked away. On that note,I've been trying to link up with mjblinks as told by GoldenDr all to no avail,pls I'm a corps member in Lagos in urgent need of weekend teaching jobs/home lessons. I can take any of Biology/Economics/Geography/Agric/Chemistry. Pls help me guys.

swaggprofessor:
pls, I am a graduate of physics and I reside in benin. I need a teaching job in benin. I will be glad if I could get any school that is currently recruiting physics teacher. thanks

Send ur whatsapp contact to me at princeshady5@gmail.com there is something for u

pennstate:
 

Dear Candidate,

We refer to your application for employment with Higher Ground Leadership Academy in response to our recent publication and hereby invite you for aptitude/skill tests as indicated below:

DATE:      Saturday, February 20, 2016
VENUE:    Western Boys High School, Opposite Guinness Nigeria Plc, Benin/Agbor Expressway, Ikpoba Hill, Benin City.
TIME:  9.00a.m prompt

You will be tested in four steps on
Current Affairs
Use of English
General Knowledge on education/teaching methods
Field of specialization


NB:
Is there anyone here who is familiar with the school and their likely pay range.
Secondly can someone give me a pointer on the General Knowledge on education/teaching methods.
I m not an Educationist but I love teaching, I have not taught since NYSC been eons.

1. current affairs:

Ds 1 is self explanatory. For instance who is d president of nairaland?
(a) Buhari (b) Jonathan (c) saraki (d) none of the above.

2. Education/teaching method:

Ds is ur presentation/micro teaching. ie, ur teaching style - how u deliver d "goods" to ur audience (which could be students or teachers or both). ds is where ur skillz of knowledge impartation is determined.

3. Field of specialization;

Ds is the written test part, where u'll most likely be given waec past questions (in d subject of interest) to solve.

adakoleagbenu:
...... . I rejected and walked away. On that note,I've been trying to link up with mjblinks as told by GoldenDr all to no avail........

Have u PM-ed him/her?

pls I'm a corps member in Lagos in urgent need of weekend teaching jobs/home lessons. I can take any of Biology/Economics/Geography/Agric/Chemistry. Pls help me guys.

1. Make small sized flyers - indicating ur services. eg,

"Achievers Educational Services.
. Pls ,call/text us for experienced
Private/Home Tutors.
** Nur/primary
**JSS 1 - 3
**SSS. 1 - 3
**UTME
**SAT 1 & 2
Address: 123 Nairaland Avenue.
Tel: 0801 234 5678, 0901 234 5678"

It needn't be expensive! Typesetting costs an average of #150. The page (A4 paper) can be adjusted to accommodate at least 12 flyers (3 rows by 4 columns) containing d quoted details. Then u can make as many photocopies as u desire. Using scissors/blade, u can cut each page into 12.


2.Advertisement.

Go round ur hood/outside ur hood, look for houses that u feel d occupants can afford ur services and approach them. Ask 4 d occupants from d gateman, Introduce urself 2 them and "sell ur market" 2 dem. Peradventure, u encounter an overzealous maiguard who stands as a stumbling block, or d occupants are not at home, envelope the flyer(s) and ask him to deliver it 2 d occupants one flyer per envelope pls.
If it's d children u meet at home, ask them to give d SEALED envelope(s) to their parents.

CAUTION: (1) be well dressed 4 u'll be addressed d way u are dressed!

. (2) Don't give the flyers just anybody! Ensure u target d well to do (middle class and above) parents ONLY.

. (3) NO need wasting ur saliva/resources/flyers marketing ur goods to d students! Why? They are not d ones to pay 4 ur services, it's d parents!!!
So, I reiterate, target d parents {unless cocksure d student will relay d message to d parents}.
Moreover, how many students value ur services even if their parents can afford it? Of. course, very few.
The majority are very very "beezy" with tugo, African magic, dstv etc, so they see u as a stumbling block 2 dr escapades.
The moment they collect d flyer from u, they hiss and thrash it d moment u are gone!

4. Always put on a smile.

5. Don't appear Desperate!
U must be able yto let them see reason why u are indispensable to their wards academic success. In short, work on ur marketing strategy.

6.Avoid Greek gifts:

When u eventually start teaching their wards, always "put a knife 2 ur own throat" proverbs 23 vs 2-3
No be every chin-chin + La casera dem offer u must accept, or else if month end and they refuse 2 pay u (esp d callous parentz), é go clear 4 ya aiz say na ya money dem bin dey use entertain u, and u nor know! Hehehehehe.

Abeg, try borrow yasef at least small dignity biko!

If possible accept ONLY pure water irrespective of the offer just 2 avoid been termed unfriendly/rude 2 ya host. Tell dem u don chop b4 coming. I know wat I'm saying o, some callous parents use it as a lever to default in dr payments.

7. be discrete/professional!
Once u've started, don't be too familiar with ur host. (Note, I didn't say "don't be Friendly o; there's difference btw d two).
Remember, {over-} familiarity breeds contempt" . Also, "u can't control what u identify with".
Some callous clients will leverage on ur "over-close" relationship to default in payments. So, beware, be professional!

Best wishes!!!

MacJC:


1. current affairs:

Ds 1 is self explanatory. For instance who is d president of nairaland?
(a) Buhari (b) Jonathan (c) saraki (d) none of the above.

2. Education/teaching method:

Ds is ur presentation/micro teaching. ie, ur teaching style - how u deliver d "goods" to ur audience (which could be students or teachers or both). ds is where ur skillz of knowledge impartation is determined.

3. Field of specialization;

Ds is the written test part, where u'll most likely be given waec past questions (in d subject of interest) to solve.

Thank you very much!

princeshady5:



Send ur whatsapp contact to me at princeshady5@gmail.com there is something for u

pls, send it to etitomichael@gmail.com. I am not in whatsapp