Here's another game.

Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and asks his/her own question. Obviously, you cannot answer your own question.

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What would you do if the price of petrol becomes 100 naira per liter?

It means there's gonna be an increase in workers wages and will in return help in filling my tank everyday.It's not really gonna affect me that way.

What would you do if your mama tell your father is not your biological father?

You accept the situation and appreciate his presence in your life.

What would you do if you only had a day to live?

I will go to Church and seriously pray for God to forgive me all my sins.
What would you do if your lover told you she/he has contacted HIV?

I'll say "I'm so sorry, but thank God we've been practicing abstinence".

What would you do if Nairaland goes commercial tommorrow?

I'll wait to see how the dough is going to be paid...if its convenient I'll pay, if not well...let's wait and see..

What will you do if you got jilted a day to your marriage?

I would cry and then sit and re-organize my life. Most things considered bad are blessings in disguise.

What would you do if you felt you've lost your purpose in life?

Find a new purpose, because where there's life there's hope and opportunity.

What would you do if one of a major ethnic group decides to 'pull out' of the country?

There is less competition for land, resources and government positions. have a reelection.

What would you do if your spouse told you that they want to change their sex and you guys already have kids?

Adivise her...if she oes not listen...get more people to advise her...if not I bail out with the kids


What will you do if you if you are given a million dollars now?

Wow! I'll distribute the money into several safe (i.e. foreign) banks and run to Europe to continue running my websites.

What would you do if Genevieve Nnaji meets you one day and proposes to you the next month?

i will accept the proposal if i'm and a guy,and i'll make sure i tell everybody in nairaland.

what will you do,if you're told you'll be going to jail tomorrow?

Jail.... I will Appeal if truely I know am inocence of the case. But I know it will never happen to me.

what will you do if Baba Iyabo says He will be in your house tomorrow?

whatv would you do if your loved one is dies and you are living with your aunty whosev husband raped you and you reprted the matter to the police and he was arrested and bcause where the person works is really big they released the husband and the husband is trying to kill you or disfigure you what would you do?

I would hand him over to God.

What would you do if you see a ghost

If I see a ghost I will not be afriad, so far I know am plain and have not harm anybody. Moreover i have had similar experinces (dreams) of ghost fighting me

what would you do if Osama Bin Ladin is spotted in your street?

never,but if it happen,i would find a way of informing USA goverment.
What will you do if you hear that seun is throwing a party for all nairalanders'

I would cancel all my plans for that day.

What would you do if your father disowns you?

life still goes on. i still will have my mum n sibilings.

what would happen or will you do if it snows in nigeria tomorrow?

that one means that the world is going to an end. I will be closer to God.

What would you do if you are suppose to go for an Interview at the US embassy and the same day you have a final exam at school?

I would ignore the Interview at the US embassy and face my exam. It's more important.

What would you do if you are expelled (in your final semester) from a tertiary institution?

Too late. I left before the final semester.

What would you do if you find out that George Bush is your uncle?

I would relocate

What would you do if you were at a beach in India at the time of the tsunami?

Get ready to meet Baba God.

What would you do if you are told to choose between wisdom and money

Wisdom, with which I would get back the money from the person who chose the money.

What would you do if you are told that the Emir of Sokoto wants to see you personally?

I would go shopping to find a proper outfit to wear , wouldn't want to offend such an important person.

What would you do if a friend told you she/he had been contemplating suicide?

On the suicide issue, I would advise  on the necessity of hope and pray for God's strength.

What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the company of one of this intellectually-deficient South-South governors?[b][/b]

I'll tell him I need a multi-billion naira contract...

What will u do if you wake up with Hilary Clinton by your side?

eugh! go back to sleep and wake up again!

what would you if you were 'fronting' before a high powered delegation your office sent you to make an impression on; and you got really bad gas?

Fart and continue fronting! lol!!...i'm sure no one would dare to act any different in such a high powered environment.

What would you do if you became president of Nigeria at the next elections?

Throw out the old guard and bring in the energy of the youth.

what would you do if you found out ur partner was sleeping around with ur best friend

Leave him to her, cos we obviously were not meant to be.

What would you do if you are asked to cross dress for a party in order to get a high powered job you have worked so hard to get?