I wanted to use a very sexy image for that hug, but I decided to restrain myself and be the goood girl I am. Postmann

postmann:


I'll prefere that old, wild kiss through the wind. The air is a little friendly, I'm sure to catch it.

I can push it a little further if you want.

MrCork:



...which best?.. who?

I accorded you your right to your own perception. I expected the courtesy reciprocated.

firstEVA:
I wanted to use a very sexy image for that hug, but I decided to restrain myself and be the goood girl I am. Postmann

Being emotionally advanced is one trait in you i cherish.

postmann:


I accorded you your right to your own perception. I expected the courtesy reciprocated.

. ..ok..so you think firstEVA(that homebase nigeria girl) is a black queen simply be coss she contribute to your thread & want to give you internet hug..Abu?...bro what part of Ghana you from? (No ofeense)

firstEVA:
I can push it a little further if you want.

certainly when the time is right. but then i'll something far more grand.

postmann:


Being emotionally advanced is one trait in you i cherish.

haha, don't count on it.

firstEVA:
I can push it a little further if you want.

certainly when the time is right. but then i'll be something far more grand.

MrCork:




. ..ok..so you think firstEVA(that homebase nigeria girl) is a black queen simply be coss she contribute to your thread & want to give you internet hug..Abu?...bro what part of Ghana you from? (No ofeense)

sometimes disimilarities in taste and class can constitute a hindrance of the mind from being capable of basic understanding.

postmann:


sometimes disimilarity in taste and class can constitute a hindrance of the mind to be capable of basic understanding.

^^^story...bro..so you say firstEVA is your queen...juss becoss she wants to give you internet hug..correct?....we jusss tryna understand yorr point!(no oofense)

firstEVA:
haha, don't count on it.

sure i will. we all have our moments of bloodrush.

postmann:


certainly when the time is right. but then i'll be something far more grand.

come to my house, i want to tell you something

Mrcork pls look for acid drink one full cup only.

firstEVA:
Mrcork pls look for acid drink one full cup only.

...but why you decivin Postmann Pat wen you cleary no he wount be gettin no punnnny..talkless of ordnary kiss from u..you make the poor boy keep talking non stop like radio!

firstEVA:
Mrcork pls look for acid drink one full cup only.

^^^^another angry black woman!! (SHAME)

MrCork:




...but why you decivin Postm ann Pat wen you cleary no he wount be gettin no punnnny..talkless of ordnary kiss from u..you make the poor boy keep talking non stop like radio!

you think he is like you? Dumb cretin.

MrCork:



^^^story...bro..so you say firstEVA is your queen...juss becoss she wants to give you internet hug..correct?....we jusss tryna understand yorr point!(no oofense)

it is wisdom you beat yourself no further on why she's endeared to me. An intelligent mind should be engrossed in something of more importance.

firstEVA:
come to my house, i want to tell you something

if you get my favourite r&b ready, i should be there after work. A river of peace awaits me as i look into your eyes full of light and hope.

firstEVA:
you think
he is like you? Dumb cretin.

...really?...well i drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot..I gots pounds Stalin...I live ins rich area of London,pekam...am well known.i gots women..includin you. . So Let me no when he can catchup!!

postmann:


if you get my favourite r&b ready, i should be there after work. A river of peace awaits me as i look into your eyes full of light and hope.

^^^^WOW..... 1952 chatttup lines....firstEVA must be dyamm easy...I swaaaaaar!!

firstEVA:
you think he is like you? Dumb cretin.

darlin..your eyes B eauurifull like camel eyes & your smile loooklike river Thames & your hair feel like Amazon jungle but your lip loooklike ice cream.....I bet this line work on firstEVA!! (0000 LORD HAVE MERCY)

postmann:


it is wisdom you beat yourself no further on why she's endeared to me. An intelligent mind should be engrossed in something of more importance.

..son..every guys mission on nairaland is to get punnny ...correct?..and..punnny my dear...you will never get from firstEVA....except from your pillow case!! (REAL talk)

MrCork:




^^^^WOW..... 1952 chatttup lines....firstEVA must be dyamm easy...I swaaaaaar!!

I see you desperately need the "self like" button too. So you can go a step further from self sharing your own comments.

How lonely can it get to sink to the very level of your depravity?

postmann:


I see you desperately need the "self like" button too. So you can go a step further from self sharing own comments.

How lonely can it get to sink to the very level your depravity?

..sorry...uncle be nice to me & I will fix you up with firstEVA.....she dates anythin!!

Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.

firstEVA:
Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.

.darlin am tryna hoookup up wit the post man..you owe me...THANK ME LATER!!!

.

MrCork:



..sorry...uncle be nice to me & I will fix you up with firstEVA.....she dates anythin!!

and yet you sank below the level of a desperate psychopathic, sex-starved brute to stalk a woman who dates anything.

you need an appointment with your neurosurgeon. you
definitely have skipped your pills.

.

firstEVA:
Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.

i'm only just finding out.
but i'm more interested in who took of his chains and let him loose.

postmann:


i'm only just finding out.
but i'm more interested in who took of his chains and let him loose.

Only God knows

Some Nairalanders consider him funny, so he tries hard to appear funny with lame jokes and improperly spelt words.

firstEVA:


Only God knows

Some Nairalanders consider him funny, so he tries hard to appear funny with lame jokes and improperly spelt words.

...sweery ignore that homebase gorrrrila calld Post Man wit his 1932 chattttup lines..... jump into my thread so i can toast u propa propa...like a real man should...I want to step up yor level!!