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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Nobody: 8:26am On Mar 28, 2016
Lol, that hausa wrong number ish ehhh, they can call me.
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by wildchild1: 8:27am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. undecided)

One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.

The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe
Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? angry

Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. sad



Hope the babe still show your side sha? grin
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Idrismusty97(m): 8:27am On Mar 28, 2016
How people believe a number can kill you beats me. We have a long way to go, A really really long way.
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:29am On Mar 28, 2016
That Hausa number own is real o!....so tey one fill my number as for him bank details, come be say na the say bank we dey use....anytime wey alert enter I go think say na my own, if debit commot I go think say na my own...every time different aboki will be calling me and be speaking rubbish.
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by nedu2000(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2016
But I collapsed after a call na
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Nobody: 8:39am On Mar 28, 2016
Caller : Hello, Ahmadu

Me: Huh. Say what?

Caller: Shege, baa Ahmadu

Me: smh. Mufuckn abokii
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by shamecurls(m): 8:40am On Mar 28, 2016
If you pick a call while cooking Okro and Egusi soup, the soup will become sour over-night.

Don't pick calls while cooking Okro-Egusi soup
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Nobody: 8:40am On Mar 28, 2016
That Hausa stuff is pretty much true. I've received shìtloads of calls from them buh this last one was a pain the neck. He called me continously even when I yelled at it everything 4kin time I picked.

I had to reject his subsequent calls but the guy wouldn't back down. It was hell that day. Guess what he did next?








He TEXTED.

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by townplanner(m): 8:41am On Mar 28, 2016
44chux:
Point of correction, Nigerians can believe anything so long as the rumour stays long enough.
One of such rumours nearly killed me: when one respectable guy told me he would give me #1mil if I got him an old grandfather clock and other similar antique items claiming that one mysterious rare mercury metal dey inside.
Another deceived me claiming if I dialled the imei of my phone whenever it was stolen, MTN will jam & render the phone useless.
Yet another one made me enter gutter looking for MTN used recharge cards when one morning in 2007/2008 some people said if I load any used card e go enter coz somebody hawk MTN server. That morning I received about 19calls from people claiming they loaded up to 20k
that 2007/2008 was not a hoax. I personally benefited largely from it. Maybe that's why Mtn dey always flex my 50N say I dey on Caller-tunes nonsense

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by carinmom(f): 8:41am On Mar 28, 2016
brandymcmb:
Lalasticlala
Seun
Come to my aid mbok
I don't like that crap on my profile

Why did you allow the crap to be pasted on your profile? You shouldn't have allowed it nau grin


@topic
Most of the calls i received were mostly form other ethnic groups particularly igbos and sometimes Hausa and some other ethnic groups. There was even a time when a man mistakenly sent me a recharge card, when i called his number and offered to return it, he declined.

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by PMONEY6: 8:45am On Mar 28, 2016
I sometimes wonder if someone else is using my cellphone number in the North.
Hausas men and women won't just let my phone rest. All i could hear was Menene, abo0ki, yah'ro etc. One even called telling me he'll supply cow and i was like "what cow"? Young man you dialed a wrong number but he keeps calling. I even had to switched off my phone.

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Destinygrl(f): 8:47am On Mar 28, 2016
I have received calls from Igbo and Yoruba speaking ppl several times even when I talk to them in English they still talk in their language.

I think the annoying part is when someone speaks to you in a language u don't understand and not just Hausa

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by emi14: 8:48am On Mar 28, 2016
Why is that every topic must be pushed to tribalism?

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Mofejee(m): 8:50am On Mar 28, 2016
That hausa issue is frustrating.. Sometimes disturb your phone till you have low battery

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Amajerry83(m): 9:01am On Mar 28, 2016
Awusa people mhen...dey can dial wrong numbers a lot

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by spencekat(m): 9:02am On Mar 28, 2016
Number three is damn true.These Hausa callers please try to be sure before dailing a number.lol!

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Mattew690(m): 9:05am On Mar 28, 2016
Oluwa bless me Yaya yoyo
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Griffon(m): 9:05am On Mar 28, 2016
44chux:
Point of correction, Nigerians can believe anything so long as the rumour stays long enough.

One of such rumours nearly killed me: when one respectable guy told me he would give me #1mil if I got him an old grandfather clock and other similar antique items claiming that one mysterious rare mercury metal dey inside.

Another deceived me claiming if I dialled the imei of my phone whenever it was stolen, MTN will jam & render the phone useless.

Yet another one made me enter gutter looking for MTN used recharge cards when one morning in 2007/2008 some people said if I load any used card e go enter coz somebody hawk MTN server. That morning I received about 19calls from people claiming they loaded up to 20k

The emboldened wasn't a hoax though. I was one of the many people who benefitted from the glitch in MTN's network that faithful day.

I recharged up to 8k before the transient fault got corrected.
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by tico1212(m): 9:12am On Mar 28, 2016
Hausa pple are my regular callers... almost turn my number to customer service. You still tell them wrong number then you will hear ... yoo wa. Few minutes they call back.

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by amparas(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. undecided)

One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.

The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe
Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? angry

Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. sad


U sure say no b incantations cheesy
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:17am On Mar 28, 2016
Hausas keep dialling the wrong no. Yorubas are known for shouting on the phone as if the oda person is deaf while Igbos lie alot on the phone. Someone will be in headbridge Onitsha and you will hear "nna i just enta lagos from ghana now..i dey go kano in d next 2hrs"

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Nobody: 9:22am On Mar 28, 2016
Hausa people mostly their women sabi dial wrong numbers.

I have picked many..
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by stanisbaratheon: 9:27am On Mar 28, 2016
that Hausa one is very true mehn! There's a particular hausa man that keeps calling me for over 4 years now tho periodically. The funny thing is that i've told this man i'm not the person he's suppose to call but i guess everything fell to deaf ears

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by harsysky(m): 9:38am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
Blood of Zachariah!!! So people hawk network servers these days, and I still dey this naija still dey find job. Hian!

Yea, with tray like Olajumoke's own.
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by holywota: 9:41am On Mar 28, 2016
Dat of hausa is true,even after telling dem is wrong no,they keep calling
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by MrCasper: 9:50am On Mar 28, 2016
95% of all the calls I get that end up being wrong numbers are from folks speaking Hausa. So nothing like hoax there.

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Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by Sunshinelady(f): 9:50am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. undecided)

One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.

The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe
Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? angry

Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. sad


rotflmao..
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by ayeniblessing(m): 9:56am On Mar 28, 2016
Times without no I have experienced it too... those guys could be so adamant ......after U tell them wrong no they will still redial
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by pafun(m): 10:09am On Mar 28, 2016
MrSarcasm:
I [b]fell [/b]for that Collapsing after picking a call hoax

You "FELL" ? Sorry o. Thank God you did not collapse grin grin grin
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by LoveJesus87(m): 10:11am On Mar 28, 2016
Gmajor:

the worst part is that even if you tell them that its a wrong number, they will keep calling you.
wetin be wrong number 4 hausa man sidegrin hausa dey hear english? grin
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by wins18(m): 10:17am On Mar 28, 2016
LastMumu:
My guy that Hausa always dialling the wrong number is true o, 90% of wrong calls I have received all my life is from the Hausas and it is always from their men (maybe their women are not allowed to make calls. undecided)

One still called me yesterday just when I was expecting to receive a call from a babe that was visiting for the first time and didn't know her way , the dude just kept yapping some incoherent noise in my ears "Kai Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe, Kadaka zo gobe! ".... ....... I was like dude, I don't _fucking understand your language and can you kindly _fuck off, I'm expecting an important call. " I dropped the call only for the doofus to call 30 seconds later, well, ofcourse I didn't pick.

The most annoying part is that the guy used a different number to call me only to start muttering the same nonsense again "Alhaji Musa, Kadaka zo gobe
Kadaka zo gobe" Haba, dem swear for you ni? angry

Before 8pm yesterday, my phone was already showing 7 missed calls from the guy. sad


So on point bro.
One is still disturbing me till date, are they just plain dumb or what?

Here is the modafuckers no.
09020869272
Re: 4 Funny Phone Hoax In Nigeria, You Probably Are A Victim Of. by cybriz82(m): 10:20am On Mar 28, 2016
U want use am witdrw money frm bank ni? Na wa ooo.

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