66Kazna99:

I can totally see you now, you got a shít & píss face/

FlawlessKAYvenom:
man you and your whack rap AGAIN/
why don't you EXPLAIN/
my rhymes hit you harder than a TRAIN/
to bad you have no BRAIN/
i eat you up spit you OUT/
you know what am all ABOUT/
no pain no GAME/
thats my NICKNAME/
all the haters fall BACK/
or else ill ATTACK/
those are my last rhymes am OUT
i gotta hit the ROUTE/

Nice rap I bet you worked on it for a WHILE
Not good enough just a deep PILE
A discolored TILE
Your rap goes the extra MILE/
You aint got SKILL/
Unless you take a PILL/
Go eat a DILL/
Roll down a hill I dont want to see yo face go break
you NECK'
Or I will do it for you like a wood PECK

ill make you sinc like the TITANIC/
your fake your BIONIC/
they call me the DESTROYER/
am rapping am not an EMPLOYER/
mess with me and ill eat you ALIVE/
go fast go DRIVE/
your like a DOG/
you can't see me in the FOG/
yes, i am HISPANIC/
no need to PANIC
tu esta MUERTA/
close the door que esta ABIERTA/
yo soy MAYOR/
y tu eres MENOR/
te pongo una CADENA/
pero la quito porque me da PENA/
haha yes i go hard i speak 2 LANGUAGE/
am hungry pass me the SANDWHICH/
i did all THIS/
i gave you a DISS/ no KISS/ no you ain't my SIS/ ill take
you down don't RESIST
/
whoa my man slow down with rappin bi-LINGLE/am nt ready to MINGLE/even doe m SINGLE/
you're makin my hands and my mind start to TINGLE
you can't even reach ME/
i came i saw i conquered
you can't even teach ME/
thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a
GRAPE/
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i SCRAPE/
and toss in the TRASH/
these lyrics are BRASH/
here's some cream for that
cause my respect you may have EARNED/
but you've just been lyrically BURNED/

how did he even get BAKE/
your the one working at steak n SHAKE/
u r just waisting your TIME/
with your pathtetic made up RHYME/
so just crawl in your BED/
cause tht rap u just READ/
it left u on the floor practically DEAD/
What a lame rap lame as YOU
I am the king of rapping I will scare you boo!
I ride all night waiting for my next VICTIM/
I will destroy you...
Then you could pick HIM/
Learn from someone you can actually "rap"
not just a few lines and a TAP/
Wackoz you better watch who your talking TO/
FlawlessKAYvenom will destroy you he don't need a CREW/
hes lyrics ain't TRASH/
don't get him mad he will SMASH/
he will hit you like a head on collision CRASH/
you better watch who you DISS/
your mama ain't here to give you a KISS/
i have a relationship with your SIS/
ill take armands light work and destroy IT/
ill hit you so hard you'll have to QUIT/
am the next LIL WAYNE/
ill show you some PAIN
ill cut your VEIN(vain)/
ill cut your leg you'll have to walk with a CANE(cain)/
your bleeding you have a STEIN/
the cop pulled you over your in the wrong LANE/
ill shot you with my GUN/
haha am having to much FUN/
the bullets hit you are you still STUN?
you hungry go eat that hunny BUN/
i walk down the street with my BLING/
you have no bling all you have is a STRING/
you suck at rapping you should start to SING/

Paayne:

#what a Waste of Space..!

FlawlessKAYvenom:
"truthfully this
dude should be running, mood swings dissed the
Crips I told him you was his cousin, so don't be
surprised if some dudes bumping snoop jump out of
the Cutlass and shoot you or something" "If you flip
the script your getting hit so hard you'll think you let
the word nigga slip, on crenshaw and sixty fifth"
"your second rate, never that bad but just never
great" "Your whole steeze is gay, you've got teachers
aids, i ain't talking about the kids that help you keep
your grades" "You've got the ears of a sheep and, it's
weird when I'm speaking, it feels like you can hear
what i'm thinking"
"I'll kill you then massacre your
buddies, Bleep body bags for these softy gays they'll
drag them out in snuggies" "I'm pissed i picked up
and bought your music, cuz telling someone not to
get a job is stupid, Someone tell this skinny gay in
muscle shirt your muscles not included" " Bleep the
Overtime I came to smash smash this man in three, I
heard Sahtyre don't hurt animals what the Bleep
chance you think he'd stand with me."
, "alright my nigga yea you went on
shopping spree but i don't think it counts when it's at
the dollar tree"
"Heartless keep it real you ain't got
damn heat the shit i got would'v made Rosa Parks get
out that got damn seat "your mother wouldn't even claim you
for tax return purposes"
"You look like every dude on the
scale of evolution except the human"
"He said we all know that when you
lose you get mad enough to cock the gauge, it's pretty
much a fact that I'm a get shot today"
, "You're so unknown
your nickname is who the Bleep is that, "That's why you're gonna need surgeons to play
doctor after I throw J Walker bitch ass in traffic and
make him play Frogger"
"I'd knock my own son the Bleep out
just to beat you to the punch,wack niqqa don't even kwn wen itz lunch, "I know your a fagot cause if your team
won the coin toss you'd chose to receive it"
"If you died and got cremated i'd
piss in your ashes"
"Got me shaking my fuckin
head, net time i see this possum he better be faking
dead"
, "Just because you get changed in a
phone booth doesn't mean that your Clark Kent"

FlawlessKAYvenom:
"I'll spit until I split the firing pins wait
yeah the gun broke but I guarantee it'll be the last
time this school boy is ever gonna see a Spring
Break"
"Uppercut make you wish your
helmet had a chin strap"
"She said he blows his load in seconds
and it's too premature to handle, that shit shoots out
from the ball like a Pokemon before a battle"
"If i were given a gun and two bullets to take two lives
with you and soldier boy in the same room I would
shoot you twice"
Young Stitch said, "Your so deep in Mentality's ass
that when he passes gas your dick vibrates"
"You are such a fucking goof you should
get sponsored by Walt Disney"
"He only see's penis's he's cock eyed"
"You look like you were hypnotized to be
a chicken or hen in the hypnotist then, forgot about
clicking his fingers again"
, "You two are such a pair of fagots
when we murder you you'll be ask to be buried in the
same coffin"
, "You'll catch a buck fifty not giving
me a cut"
,ur gay hands don't hold guns bt holds butt", "It's like i'm playing Uno when them
tech's spit, wild card red shoot walk in reverse and
make your set skip"
"Are you a lesbian or a Mexican I'll
ride on you like a drunk pedestrian"
"I could Bleep his bitch for 5
cents and get change back"/i flow so tight no need to pack"
"I heard that you were born on the
highway that's where most accidents occur"/in diz rap game some emcees r error"
"If you sold your album for a nickel you
couldn't make a dime",haterz hating on time"
"You had a spot like chicken pox you can't
get it again"

FlawlessKAYvenom:
"I'll bet if you put a turtle neck on
you look like a broken condom"
"he's so full of shit I'll bet if he lays in a pile of it no
one would spot him"
"Nigga's don't wanna see me come
up in they crib like a mother in law",niqqaz tryinq darinq so am going to eat dem raw"
"I would tell you to jump off a building but
his fat ass might bounce and live"
"you only shower when it rains"
"I
seen him in the club trying to make it rain with food
stamps"
"you're the type of fat Bleep that hopes
for bad luck so you could constantly munch on the
chip on your shoulder"

FlawlessKAYvenom:
"if we killed everyone that hates you
we'd call that genocide"
, "You talking all this bull shit while I'm sipping,
nigga i should throw my drink in ya face for dry
snitching
" I typed his name to Google and it
answered back with who the Bleep is this",diz fella was curious cuz is boo I kiss"
"I can be the truth and a nightmare
cuz a dream ain't real",I think haters shld chill"nd listen to d rap I spill"
" I'll just put this genie back in a bottle
and throw him in a recycling bin"diz dude think dy got a nice thread well I will support dem with sum pin"
"Why'd you frame him like that, you've
never had a problem with stealing rhymes you
should have taken the rap"diz wackos keep runninq their mouth like a tap"

FlawlessKAYvenom:
"your family tree looks like a shape of 8
huh"
"I made it rain on him cuz he don't take
baths"
"This nigga cracked open a fortune cookie, it told him
he was garbage"
"He's so dirty when he get out the tub
the water look like soy sauce"
"this nigga pants so tight you got to peel them
off",diz wackoz flow so wack I think hv heared enuf"

"This nigga afraid of heights he wanna be down",diz dude wanna be lesbain so dy r all dressed up in gown"
"beating Boka is like trying to put M&M's
in alphabetical order"i flow so long like river niger"
"If you a trap boy i'll bet your house full
of rat shit"/diz fellaz need to keep excercisinq cos dy r nt fit"
"Let me tell you about how I had
this bitches mother crawling on her knees coming up
to me like Oh Smash'ems please would you feed me
your seed when i had my dick out walking backwards
cuz I like to tease,
When I seen your face today I should have spit in my
hand and slapped it
"I clutch pounds when that cigs smokin
wigs open I don't bust down",wen diz haterz see me spittinq flows their face go frown",rap isn't nothing diz days bt circus of clown"
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66Kazna99:
FlawlesKayVenom you want to rap, you think rapping is for everybody eh? Come on Get Out! nonsense!

FlawlessKAYvenom:
...who is diz weirdo,urchin nw

JigsawKillah:
Been a while dumbos, how y'all miss my raps?

Y'all missed my rhymes thinking who else can script like that

Thinking who else can go toe to toe against 5naira with flips like mad

Praying and fasting, I be making it happen, I'ma beat that wack

Lately, he trashy, claiming he flashy, he walks the streets on rags

I'ma grip that Mac, you tryna dodge a shot, I'ma clip ya back

You'll get done in a couple minutes like I'm tryna fix a spag

Tie you in a fuel house and play with the lighter like I ain't got a spliff to drag

You fûckers quick to brag, how Obese a rapper anyway?

I've paid my dues, and known as a gangsta anyday

I talk guns, street life, It's just a chapter that we say

Thugging is fun, cause its all laughter when we spray

In the church later, with a gat, ready to spray

Both eyes open, watching for shadows, after when we pray

But you, Obese...well, GTA players call themselves gangstas everyday

I talk Ks, real cats know its straight up guns

You talk Ks, Niggas ask... Why you throwing makeup pûns?

Elymax, our last bout, you got in the bag, Max

Puns disconnected your jaw, you wept like a hàg, Max

Brokenness got you walking down Fury road, you got sad, Max

Giyazz, forgive him those insults, Time Hard E, you Mad, Max?

Coogar washed you up, with no detergent

I took your side, when I could see no niggas left

But scratch that, you ain't getting chicks bro, shît! You mèssed

Only time you got a head, was when playing pillow on a bed

Giyazz, you took to fronting and even dissed your maker

I got goons ready to put you inside a box, like a picture framer

Nigga you don't wanna get caught... Like you're in an exam hall, with an illegal piece of paper

You're 18, at half your age, my pockets were swelling, harder

I balled, the fatter it got, yet, I was staring farther

My Pin powered so many acts, niggas feared the Carver

But you G, you got a flat pin, like a blackberry charger!

FlawlessKAYvenom:
Bars weak as fuk, words are like blasphemy
only call yourself a god to make an excuse to come
after me
i dont bite lyrics, but ill bite you with these raptor
teeth
tear you to shread all for your lack of mastery
your a travesty, but now im bout to make you a
punchline
go home before i make it my lunch time
10:30 in the morning and im makin it crunch time
scoop you up and eat you like raisin bran im the
sunshine
Two scoop bitches I only need nine
Get ur own knowledge cuz m too good to share mine

Paayne:


#what a Waste of Space..!

Paayne:


#what a Waste of Space..!

LhoOd:

like yu are better.
You think yu've 'arrived' with all those jokes yu drop err'tym..

Check yurseff before checking otherz

FlawlessKAYvenom:
the curtain arises and here we have urk,
I'd rather ask questions, then to stab first,
c'mon lets spill some blood like a scab burst,
let me dust of this head,
and we can bring justice to this thread,
My tongues on fire, i'd rather combust instead,
a lyrical miracle, spits compared to thrust lead,
money talks but i'll never trust bread,
another object that lust bred.
i know im sick, and slick, your diss-gust-ed.
lets hope im contagious,
and we forget what you wrote in these pages,
i know you felt the flame i spoke through my
rages,
i'll flex till im dead like randy savage,
sweet veg head, call em' candy cabbage,
call me whatever, just never, ever, brand me
average
https://www.rappad.co/blueprints/216843

FlawlessKAYvenom:
You so whack I walked in to your rap show and
was the only person in the crowd
You so whack only thing you ever cut was ya un
even eye brow
You so whack the positive black man from sesame
street is tougher than you
You so whack the a Hasidic Jew dress fresher than
you
You so whack female dogs call you a bitch
You so whack you look like that green alien from
Lilo and Stitch
You so whack that when I threw a notebook at you
for you to write a lyric
You so whack that everyone ignored your ass and
didnt wanna hear it
You so whack you couldnt afford Mc Donlads $1
menu chicken Tenders
You so whack you lost your girl to Ned Flanders
You so whack that when I start up a punch line you
get ready to block
You so whack you get down on your knees to suck
Parasiticruffinas mom's cock
You so whack Wakka Flocka has more lyrics than
your ass ever will
You so whack that YOU get the donations from
Good Will
You so whack you had to read a Children's Book to
learn how to rhyme
You so whack the only wrapping you ever doing is
around Christmas time
http://www.bombingscience.com/graffitiforum/showthread.php?4765-Diss-The-Person-Above-You-Freestyle-Battle-Cypher/page88

FlawlessKAYvenom:
You spittin out random rhymes like Dr. Suess with
tourrets
And your bars are so weak your facility aint
correct
Correct-ional, im talkin jail time
Im a Proffesional, im a dollar to your dime
Making note of all the "props" he gets on a single
bar
Turn that bar into a verse and you might go far
Naw, im playin. I cant even joke
Try and respond to this and i bet youll choke
naw i wont choke
just reply with quote
dollar to my dime u cant afford my smoke
killed reny so many times i dont have to flow
i deliver on time like a profession-al
Bleep correctional you couldn't fix me with a
confession-al
Terroisinq diz wackoz lyk osama bin laden
Chillinq in mansion,u dy form pension..haterz toilinq in a rose garden
I cn see wackiness in diz fellaz so dy muxt carry on with their burden
https://www.rappad.co/blueprints/167940

FlawlessKAYvenom:
Bars weak as fuk, words are like blasphemy
only call yourself a god to make an excuse to come
after me
i dont bite lyrics, but ill bite you with these raptor
teeth
tear you to shread all for your lack of mastery
your a travesty, but now im bout to make you a
punchline
go home before i make it my lunch time
10:30 in the morning and im makin it crunch time
scoop you up and eat you like raisin bran im the
sunshine
Two scoop bitches I only need nine
Get ur own knowledge cuz m too good to share mine
https://www.rappad.co/blueprints/98654

Paayne:


Yo! Goan eff your mum nd cum properly..

.

#crazyWackassDickridingNegro...

mikuz:

.
.

Stop tryna act like you glow/ cos you re a cow who only shines at playing cards and ludo/
Claiming it took me weeks for my answer to show/
But on FFR, every old gaffer should know/ that regardless of how long it takes to brandish my flows/ I'll always be a-head of this "NAMA like Nnamdi Udoh!!/

That's cos I'm a born legend/ like John Lennon/ plus my kingly status got you boys dreading/
That's why his just vexing/ cos the wack lines he's connecting/ won't get him anywhere near the title . . like a sub-heading!/

His dad gives him pocket money doesn't make him so intriguing/
Small boy, his parents won't let him hustle cos the workload ll kill him/
Got 'alot my plate', so this hopeless minion/ should give respect to a nigga who buys his own clothes and linens/
And if he also claims alot is on his plate, then this fool is overfeeding!/

Someone should give this fool a job/
While he spends the whole day online, posting trash on useless blogs/
I know niggas his age running streets and pushing mobs/
It's high time this nigga goes silent, cos I'm pulling glocks, till I shut him down like Uniport!/

Back and forth? Go read my freestyles with ThePrekky/
Against Ibime my punchlines were heavy/
And when I faced illscripts my writing was deadly/
So fail to let sleeping dawgs lie, when The force Awakens . . It wont be be Star Wars as I let you die by the dezzie!/

You never making it here/ ya wack lines don't instigate us to cheer/
Achebe ll blast you from the top and put your fam in a state of despair/ soon as I place the can above his head like I'm spraying his hair!/

I blaze for fun/ when I invade your comp/
Strike ya dad, as I impale your mum/
And ya sis won't be left as I aim the pump/ shoot till I make her a Gone Girl[/ . . like [i]Amy Dunne!

You get haunted like Alex Mahone/
For dissing ma pix,when it's invariably known/ that he looks like a malnourished crone/ with the face of a baboon have a fractured cheekbone/
He's so ugly, that he never takes selfies, cos he won't still won't snap himself . . If he started cracking his bones!/