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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:00am On May 01, 2016
blueto:
Ludicrous.

A you gratified now?.
US English? grin
sorry, I'm not too proficient in the use of the american English, considering the fact that our lingua franca is british English. I guess I'll get to be a yank like you someday. cheesy
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:20am On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
US English? grin
sorry, I'm not too proficient in the use of the american English, considering the fact that our lingua franca is british English. I guess I'll get to be a yank like you someday. cheesy
Possessing lexical repertoire includes being cognizant of in both British and US English.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Taeewo(m): 8:33am On May 01, 2016
Ffg
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:54am On May 01, 2016
blueto:
Possessing lexical repertoire includes being cognizant of in both British and US English.
I couldn't agree more. It is, however, gratuitous to be verbose with US English in a thread constituting students who will be tested on the use of British English in their forthcoming exam.
If I wasn't up to par and armed to the teeth with my arsenal of vocab, I would have been brain-damaged by your seemingly, not-so-intelligible words.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 9:09am On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
I couldn't agree more. It is, however, gratuitous to be verbose with US English in a thread constituting students who will be tested on the use of British English in their forthcoming exam.
If I wasn't up to par and armed to the teeth with my arsenal of vocab, I would have been brain-damaged by your seemingly, not-so-intelligible words.
Your connotative/figurative assertions are affronting, condescending and palpably execrable.

I wonder what rebated or deracinated your euphemistic disposition/trait.

I am not irascible, Thus, I will promptly circumvent or jettison the need for dispute and acrimony that will solely induce objurgations and make us impugners.

I am a pacifist. So I adjure you to be tactful in your approach.

My Sobriquet Is Blueto And I Am An Exponent Of Austerity And Probity.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:35am On May 01, 2016
blueto:
Your connotative/figurative assertions are affronting, condescending and palpably execrable.

I wonder what rebated or deracinated your euphemistic disposition/trait.

I am not irascible, Thus, I will promptly circumvent or jettison the need for dispute and acrimony that will solely induce objurgations and make us impugners.

I am a pacifist. So I adjure you to be tactful in your approach.

My Sobriquet Is Blueto And I Am An Exponent Of Austerity And Probity.
The illation I make from this is that you misconstrued my previous post as a derogatory castigation. I would rather you saw it as a complimentary critique. I subtly extolled your command of words.

I wonder, though, why you thought I was euphemistically dishing out vitriols. undecided. I'm far from being lippy and cheeky. Any proclivity to be insolent is expurgated from my posts by my stupendous amount of self-control. I do not wish to demean your grammatical intellect. My initial response was that of hilarity and not of acrimony. You see, I have an incorrigible lurgy of sarcasm. We don't have to be too prim and proper now, do we? smiley
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 11:10am On May 01, 2016
Half time
Geofavor 2- Blueto 1.
The home side are in the driving seat thanks to two knock out goals from Our Edible favor. We're expecting a comeback frm the blueside though. stay tunned guys for more updates..
Happy sunday ya'll..
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 11:16am On May 01, 2016
GL:
KPhantom, Please I'd like one too:
subject combination: English, Literature, CRK, Government course applied for: English & Literature
how do we pay? I also stay in lagos.
ok, do u have an email? or whats ur number?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 11:17am On May 01, 2016
Pprovost:

This is how an academic thread should be. Kudos to you guys for the way you give and embrace correction. I'm exultant.

Meanwhile, I think some gerunds like "seeing", "hearing" and others can still make sense in the middle of a sentence;

I look forward to seeing you soon.
I look forward to hearing from you.
I look forward to taking/writing the exam tomorrow.

what do you think?

Good morning cool
you're right sir...
time to dust my A-Z use of engish.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 11:18am On May 01, 2016
JY01:
I stay at Ekiti....can I get a copy too? For mechanical engineering
ok sir, whats ur number or email address?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Rexyblaze: 11:47am On May 01, 2016
KPhantom:
ok sir, whats ur number or email address?
I will get to you on whatsapp
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 12:23pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:


You have made it this far. Don't give up just yet. Push a little further. You're almost there.

Think positive and positive things will happen.

I'm wishing all of you members of this thread a
[email] Same to you bro.


Unibenpilot can you please give the answer to that question? Thanks.
[/email]
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by ayooluwatomi(f): 2:36pm On May 01, 2016
Godwin10:
Get your friends together, we are working on something big for you guys.
Hi. My sister choose uniben, she want to study nursing and she scored 187 in jamb. is there any hope for her?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 2:58pm On May 01, 2016
KPhantom:

ok sir, whats ur number or email address?
08104970119....joyfulawoke5@gmail.com
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 3:41pm On May 01, 2016
JY01:
08104970119....joyfulawoke5@gmail.com
ok sir, check ur mail.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:45pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
The illation I make from this is that you misconstrued my previous post as a derogatory castigation. I would rather you saw it as a complimentary critique. I subtly extolled your command of words.

I wonder, though, why you thought I was euphemistically dishing out vitriols. undecided. I'm far from being lippy and cheeky. Any proclivity to be insolent is expurgated from my posts by my stupendous amount of self-control. I do not wish to demean your grammatical intellect. My initial response was that of hilarity and not of acrimony. You see, I have an incorrigible lurgy of sarcasm. We don't have to be too prim and proper now, do we? smiley
You make me guffaw smiley .

Scrupulously speaking, your lexical expressions are indubitably mundane/pedestrian, Thus, I promptly descried your depictions without the aid of the wordbook. And only exiguous quantum seemed cryptic to me.

Anyway, to the thesis. If you presume I erroneously demystified your assertions, then it will be cozy and nifty to explicate your insinuation on the phrase: “not-so-intelligible words.” Please, recede the repellent act of saying you were sarcastic or ironical about it. I am not suasible enough to acquiesce to such pejorative gambit.

Apologises for the past incommunicado and deferred reply, My battery was fugaciously recumbent.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 3:55pm On May 01, 2016
ayooluwatomi:

Hi. My sister choose uniben, she want to study nursing and she scored 187 in jamb. is there any hope for her?
No hope for Her. She can't be sanguine about it for this session. Tell her to making some proactive attempts for the subsequent Jamb so that she will not be extemporal for 2017 Jamb if she is resolute and immutable concerning attaining induction in Uniben.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 6:08pm On May 01, 2016
KPhantom:
Half time Geofavo.r 2- Bluet.o 1.
The home side are in the driving seat thanks to two knock out goals from Our Edible favor. We're expecting a comeback frm the blueside though. stay tunned guys for more updates..
Happy sunday ya'll..
Lol. That wasn't meant to be a match but an exhilarating convo. It seems, though, that our dear bluet0 has an infinitesimal sense of humour. Perplexed by my vocab, he avered that they were a trite lexicon. Perhaps my words were too nebulous for him to fathom. I do not want more of those vitriolic lamentation, so, I will halt my replies. His profundity in the erudition of grammar and syntax is laudable, though. smiley
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:18pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
[s]
Lol. That wasn't meant to be a match but an exhilarating convo. It seems, though, that our dear bluet0 has an infinitesimal sense of humour. Perplexed by my vocab, he avered that they were a trite lexicon. Perhaps my words were too nebulous for him to fathom. I do not want more of those vitriolic lamentation, so, I will halt my replies. His profundity in the erudition of grammar and syntax is laudable, though.[/s] smiley
The valid spelling is averred not avered smiley

And there is no existing or pertinent word like convo grin

Meanwhile, you are just eliciting indignation here by making heinous tenets against me. You incipiently asseverated that I was making depictions of “not-so-intelligible words,” of which was perceived as a reprehensible attempt to disdain me. And now you opine I was intricated by your modicum and cinching lexical expressions. And you further made a scurrilous averment against me that I possess a diminutive sense of humour.

Wow, You haven't even spent copious time with me and you are already portraying opprobrious verdicts against me.

It is conspicuous that you lack shrewd discretions and it is ominous to you if you are recalcitrant to ditch such loathsome idiosyncratic mindset smiley.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:39pm On May 01, 2016
blueto:

The valid spelling is averred not avered smiley

And there is no existing or pertinent word like convo grin

Meanwhile, you are just eliciting indignation here by making heinous tenets against me. You incipiently asseverated that I was making depictions of “not-so-intelligible words,” of which was perceived as a reprehensible attempt to disdain me. And now you opine I was intricated by your modicum and cinching lexical expressions. And you further made a scurrilous averment against me that I possess a diminutive sense of humour.

Wow, You haven't even spent copious time with me and you are already portraying opprobrious verdicts against me.

It is conspicuous that you lack shrewd discretions and it is ominous to you if you are recalcitrant to ditch such loathsome idiosyncratic mindset smiley.
convo is short for conversation. You lack the cognitive ability to descern and fathom subtle statements. For this reason, I cannot continue this turned-into-a-squabble conversation. Thanks.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:55pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
[s] convo is short for conversation. You lack the cognitive ability to descern and fathom subtle statements. For this reason, I cannot continue this turned-into-a-squabble conversation. Thanks.[/s]
The short form for conversation is converse. Stop displaying your immense level of incognizance.

And there is no existing word like descern grin.

Please, It is Enough gringrin.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 8:56pm On May 01, 2016
oya, iyaff do... hw many pipo una grammar don epp sef? Una wan scatter person brain with engrish.. una just dey blow gramma anyhow, abi una no knw say de breeze fit fall eiffel tower? Iyaff do oo..

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 9:17pm On May 01, 2016
blueto:

The short form for conversation is converse. Stop displaying your immense level of incognizance.

And there is no existing word like descern grin.

Please, It is Enough gringrin.
discern not descern.

Here,

conversation is a noun. Shortly written as convo. (Help: use your google)

Converse is a verb.

I don't have time for e face-offs if that's what you're yearning to get.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 9:33pm On May 01, 2016
KPhantom:
oya, iyaff do... hw many pipo una grammar don epp sef? Una wan scatter person brain with engrish.. una just dey blow gramma anyhow, abi una no knw say de breeze fit fall eiffel tower? Iyaff do oo..
gringrin It is fun when you know your onions. Blueto thought he could throw me off balance with his ( and I repeat) "seemingly, not-so-intelligible words".


Subtle.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 9:37pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:
[s]
discern not descern.

Here,

conversation is a noun. Shortly written as convo. (Help: use your google)

Converse is a verb.

I don't have time for e face-offs if that's what you're yearning to get.[/s]
grin
Don't be a sophist bro!

they are both verb and noun, substantiating from the English Dictionary.

I formerly implored you to erode trying to vindicate you ineptitude display, but it seems you are obstinate now grin.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Oxytocin(m): 9:41pm On May 01, 2016
What's Geofavor doing in Uniben's admission thread??




Lolz.... And from what I'm seeing here
This getting to be more like an accentuation battle thread. grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 9:54pm On May 01, 2016
blueto:
grin
Don't be a sophist bro!

they are both verb and noun, substantiating from the English Dictionary.

I formerly implored you to erode trying to vindicate you ineptitude display, but it seems you are obstinate now grin.
sorry bro, but you're begining to seem like a troll, are you?

Sh1t! I should have known grin

we both knew converse is a polysemous word. But the one of reference was that of discussions.

It is just so funny how you diverted the attention away from "convo" being a short form of "conversation" to something else. grin...
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:04pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:

sorry bro, but you're begining to seem like a troll, are you?

Sh1t! I should have known grin

we both knew converse is a polysemous word. But the one of reference was that of discussions.

It is just so funny how you diverted the attention away from "convo" being a short form of "conversation" to something else. grin...

Yea, You were right about convo being a short form of conversation. But you inculpated yourself to depict that it won't be appropriate to use converse as a short form also, which made you seem as a fabulist.

Polysemous word?

Bro, I will not be making a mendacious statement if I say you are learning from my depictions smiley .
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:17pm On May 01, 2016
Oxytocin:
What's Geofav
or doing in Uniben's admission thread??




Lolz.... And from what I'm seeing here
This getting to be more like an accentuation battle thread. grin
LOL. My brother, this is where I have been camping out since we cleared our jamb papers.


I don't do e-battles, but it seems this self-proclaimed grammarian is dogged to engage me in one. grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Oxytocin(m): 10:32pm On May 01, 2016
Geofavor:

LOL. My brother, this is where I have been camping out since we cleared our jamb papers.


I don't do e-battles, but it seems this self-proclaimed grammarian is dogged to engage me in one. grin
Hehehe... always thought you were a Unilag aspirant
Lol.. and for the guy.......


trolls everywhere grin
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:35am On May 02, 2016
Geofavor:

LOL. My brother, this is where I have been camping out since we cleared our jamb papers.


I don't do e-battles, but it seems this self-proclaimed grammarian is dogged to engage me in one. grin
Enough. Let us embrace Truce.

I forgive you, and beseech you to forgive me also for any offensive approach smiley.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by saxwizard(m): 7:14am On May 02, 2016
Good morning is the post utme form out and pls can sum1 help with past questions

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