Shollyjay90:
I Just Heard 4rm A Source Dat Batch 2 PCM will be mobilized to Bornu, Adamawa And Yola States.

Your Source no pure

amazing job guys.... I refuse to pay attention to the rumours flying around. I hope I can be more active here.

When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat?

Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it?

Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.

Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.

Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.

Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me.

Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.

Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat

Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan

Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.

Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense!

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.

Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the temperature for the betterment of my people, Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me.

Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead of heat!

Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt 4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the issue of this heat behind us!!

Sai Baba I hail ur policy

okitaiji:
you are free to go there but in the morning just sneak out to ighravwelG's house and enjoy yourself too lol...

lols..

Shollyjay90:
I Just Heard 4rm A Source Dat Batch 2 PCM will be mobilized to Bornu, Adamawa And Yola States.

A big Amen to that prayer.....

Na borno I even want...

okitaiji:
he wanted to flirt with my abishaddy and my lovely barongmj but I blocked his way sharply...

Lolzz...Correct guy..

Lolzz...Gbayi pa

IghravweIG:
Lol. I tire o. Make u con dey talk lies. u are simply saying the truth.

justified10:
mesef surprise o.. I for lyk do Mr GOLDEN VILLAGE instead .

Dis wan do for u jare.
Na only u waka come.

CandiceJay:



Ray, i take my sisters very seriously, don't even think of playing any funny games cus if u do, hmmmm. None of them will even look ur way again in dis village.... And i belong to no one. I'm watching you....

Yes ma, you know I don't play with my one an only Angel suogal. Am just playing with my friend ni o.
*talking to myself* ooh, why be say these girls get sister for dis village. Now she talk say she dey watch me, me self dey watch u.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 19 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
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blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
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ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
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henchamb
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belkid01
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twinkle004
gpstars
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winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
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shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
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ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
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phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Our founding fathers did not dream of a country where neighbours and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshake- GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) I used to hunt animals, now animals hunt me - NKEM OWOH

2) you have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo, ah! My friend, you be zebra?

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SHORT JOKES:

1) Fraiser waec result is finally out. The following conversation ensued between fraiser and his father
PAPA FRAISER- Fraiser my son, i learnt your waec result is out
FRAISER- daddy you remember ray4000 who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? He failed

PAPA FRAISER- That's terrible, what happened?
FRAISER- You also remember okitaiji who used to tutor me in the house? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- What's with the poor performance?
FRAISER- Daddy, i don't know, that's how it is, even sunnepa17 who won the cowbell science and maths competition failed too

PAPA FRAISER- So how was your own result?
FRAISER- you also remember ighravweIG our senior prefect? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- (Angrily) Boy tell me about your own result?
FRAISER- (Angrily) if all those people failed, do you expect me to pass? Am i a wizard?
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

Nice 1 villagegoat...orie wa nibe

okitaiji:
u are a correct guy... suogal since anything that belong ray also belong to me, you are sleeping in my house to night

Haha, he no reach that level broda. No let me look ur face o. Joking

Fraiser:
baba no dey put poor in front of pple names na... Its not polite... Jokes apart...

Lolzzz....jokes apart, shey no b ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ turn dem ʟɨҡɛ dat.

O gbe nkan mi, se enu wuye...badolee

Lyndalyn55:
I know them already..people like fraiser

Thank God you know.

barongmj:
Honey pi....I remember u o bt ur name no easy to pronounce making it hard to write......lol
How u dey?
Was a bit busy yesterday o

Oh oh! This my name self.
Nor b small tin e dey do me.
Well, I'm fine sweetie pi.
Like giftiebrown said u can call me I.G
How are u preparing for ur Big day?

VillageGOAT:

ha... Thank you very much for this title, i promise to make this village a better place, but baba, loveablechi na fine girl oo, to maintain her beauty no go easy, and you come make her my princess? You want make i dey budget 1 billion every year for the maintenance of her beauty and na fraiser go dey sign the budget. The budget fit contain 50 million for brazillian hair, 250 million for skirt and blouse, 100 million for lipsticks, 100 million for eye pencil, 300 million for shoes and high heels, 50 million for powder, 100 million for feeding allowances, 50 million for transportation allowances and 50 million smiling allowances, because her smile alone no free, you must pay for am...

Baba, you want make i run down? E no go easy oo, so my one and only princess is lyndalyn55... Thank you

Lolzzz.....nice conclusion, ℓ̊ ƒօɾ arrest yuu put ƒօɾ my barracks coz sɦɛ is my woman.

humnnnnn...dis one gidi ghan ooooo..

anyway, I got all ur mentions buh I don't even know where to start from, datz y I want to combine all into one...
I really appreciate ur wonderful support towards dis issue on ground..I love u all...

what happened is dat, I'm just coming from fraiser's house, we really talked a lot & he has finally promised not to add *poor *in front of my beautiful name ***he was kneeling down wen saying it**& also dat he will never cross his boundary go meet any bae in dis village again..
he said if he does, we should carry out our plans immediately & make ighravwelG carry me go hin house sharp sharp.

cc:
Fraiser
okitaiji
ighravwelG
sunnepa17
ray4000

Lyndalyn55:
. I believe fraiser shld learn from the act of being with a particular person...today is honeybash tomorrow marluv next tomorrow sm1 else ... Goodmorning aw was nyt?

Abi oo my lovely sista.

All d married woman association in ɖɨs village needs 2 act fast on ɖɨs issue so dat tins wunt spoilt pass d tym dat dere wunt b a solutn 2 it again.

Fraiser:
my cute marvluv will see d reasons why am d best man capable of makin her feel lyk angel she really is nd also make her see d reasons why she is a special woman... Sunnepa17 d chief amebo of dis village oya com nd cc dis one again

Lolzz...ray4000 is rite coz iwo ni igi woroko to un da ilu yi ru.

ray4000:
VillageGoat why u decide to kill me with ur joke. I don laugh die nack my head for ground.
Fraiser, that guy he get excuss die, na why dey put u for stream two cos u dey lie.
Papa- no mind am o, we pass our waec o. okitaiji, sunnepa and ighravweIG abi I lie

Lolzz.....my guy, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ no lie ooo

If we didn't pass our waeec Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ we take reach ɖɨs village den.

marvluv:
humnnnnn...dis one gidi ghan ooooo..

anyway, I got all ur mentions buh I don't even know where to start from, datz y I want to combine all into one...
I really appreciate ur wonderful support towards dis issue on ground..I love u all...

what happened is dat, I'm just coming from fraiser's house, we really talked a lot & he has finally promised not to add *poor *in front of my beautiful name ***he was kneeling down wen saying it**& also dat he will never cross his boundary go meet any bae in dis village again..
he said if he does, we should carry out our plans immediately & make ighravwelG carry me go hin house sharp sharp.

cc:
Fraiser
okitaiji
ighravwelG
sunnepa17
ray4000

Now I have some one to watch as dey dey watch me too. Fraiser am watching you

VillageGOAT:
hehehe no mind elder fraiser, na badt guy

Na sօ օօօօ . Baddest lier inclusive.

What's going on here?

Nofin really outta d ordinary jare..bt I know nxt year would be a roof raising birthday

IghravweIG:

Oh oh! This my name self.
Nor b small tin e dey do me.
Well, I'm fine sweetie pi.
Like giftiebrown said u can call me I.G
How are u preparing for ur Big day?

barongmj:
How una dey? Phykel sugar, okitaiji love, sunepa honey, candicejay lollipop et all Hope y'aall is doing good

Lolzzz, Barongmj sweeti, Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ has been ur day.
Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ is d preparatn goin 2ward d birthday bash nah?

Sunnepa17:




Lolzz.....my guy, ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ no lie ooo

If we didn't pass our waeec Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ we take reach ɖɨs village den.

Abi, friaser way we bring come dis village without waeec like buhari won distroy d village. Any girl hin see like dis na to carry am go hin house go dey do am.

ray4000:

Now I have some one to watch as dey dey watch me too. Fraiser am watching you

confirm!!! I'm also at alert..thanks.
how is ur day going jare??

GROOOVE:
Good day wonderful people

GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D day bro...ℓ̊ hope yuu Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ grooovin ova dere?

ladycomfort:
What's going on here?

Nothing ma, at thesame time we catching fun. because we can no come an kill our self. How far beauty

Hello Fam. Stream 2 Candidate Here.

marvluv:
confirm!!! I'm also at alert..thanks. how is ur day going jare??

Going well, thanks dear

barongmj:
Nofin really outta d ordinary jare..bt I know nxt year would be a roof raising birthday

Roof raising!!! I'm already imagining how it wud be then.

Mazi Village Goat.. I over heard Mazi okonta of okijah clan saying that stream two Pcms will be going to camp by July how true? Please consult the Oracle on behalf of the village clan...