sweetcocoa:
You, shey you ran away yesterday abi?

Hahahaha...

I didn't run dear...

I was so busy yesterday, coordinating a project and it took my time. Plus my damn phone is frustrating my life. (Sadly no boo would want to get a new one for me unless I was a gurl )

So where we stop jarey?

E be like say some fellas dey razzle you here?

kaboninc:


How to help clear some huge money in a customer's account who somehow died and there's no one coming to claim the funds. In fact, as the banking rule stays that such funds will be transferred to the bank's profit account...

Lol. Exactly

joseph1832:
OMG! You sound like a victim. LMFAO.

No be today. The things we see on NL for una hand.

Ishilove:

My sister, I don't have power to be writing letter because truth is no amount of letter will change the gender realities we have on ground in Nigeria.

Reality 1: Men and women display certain qualities that are dictated by the changing times.

Reality 2: These realities are not country specific.

Reality 3: What Joseph wrote in the op are just mere generalisations that I didn't pay attention to because I am first a woman, before being a Nigerian woman.

Reality 4: We have the good, the bad and the ugly among our men. I will not use a few bad eggs to judge all of them. We are in the age of social media, Generation XO, where there are more boys than men. If we like we should scream upandan shouting 'Nigerian men!!', it won't change the fact that we need to shine our eyes because of the age we are in. Men, whether Nigerian, Togolese, Cameroonian, American etc are essentially the same everywhere.

I wasn't really serious about the letter, just like i didn't take his letter seriously. Its just something to laugh about.

kaboninc:


Hahahaha...

I didn't run dear...

I was so busy yesterday, coordinating a project and it took my time. Plus my damn phone is frustrating my life. (Sadly no boo would want to get a new one for me unless I was a gurl )

So where we stop jarey?

E be like say some fellas dey razzle you here?

Okay o, I hope the project rakes in millions.

Lol, then you don't roll with the right women, chics be building houses for niggas these days o.

analice107:

I wasn't really serious about the letter, just like i didn't take his letter seriously. Its just something to laugh about.

Abi?

JigsawKillah:
agbaya

I have been long enough on this site to know the tell tale signs of when 2 people are about to start nyanshing each other

Dont be surprised if a thread opens by December with pre-wedding pictures of both parties

No be today nyash dey for back

sweetcocoa:
Okay o, I hope the project rakes in millions.

Lol, then you don't roll with the right women, chics be building houses for niggas these days o.

Yes bae, there's a huge potential in the project especially now that our government has effectively ended the subsidy regime.

Where do I find them right women to roll with? I mean the Tiwa type so I get me self a Range and Benz

Me not stingy like them girls and me's got foresight than them girls


BTW, I thought you would be going to rock than thing yo momma gave you tonight at the club?

sweetcocoa:
Bascard, should we look for the thread where you told me you had sent another after I told you I didn't see the first as a way to politely let you down? Blawdy liar, and it's not news that men who claim to have it all in the department of how to get women only end up wanking themselves to sleep. Biko tell us, why did you send any pm at all since you are so sure I'm a lesbian?

Oh yes please do. That will ease a lot of tension. At least I made it known here I sent you a pm, unlike you said, making it sound as if I secretly sent you a pm. And hey, when did 2 pms amount to many pms? You make it sound as if I sent you thousands of pms.

And yes, I sent you the pm because I wanted to privately ask if you're a lesbian, now ever thought why I stop sending those 'many' pms, I'll let you in, its because you proved you're a lesbian. Hahahaha.

And my dear, wanking myself to sleep its way way not so good, beside, why should I want myself to sleep when their are many women out there, who are ten times cuter and more good looking than you? I believe you know pussy_ is a commodity in Nigeria? Hehehehe

I am not one of those women who would allow a nitwit get away with insulting them so whether anyone replies you or not, is not my beeswax, I am only concerned about myself. I will ignore what I want to and your slowpoke attitude is not one of such things.

My dear, you are who you are! Who cares A look at my threads and posts will show anyone with a functioning brain inside their head who the nitwit is.

Continue playing with the women who have no issues with being insulted by you, I clearly do, leave me out of your immature stupid jokes.

Oh freecocoa, with the sweetcocoa, when did insult you? Did I call you a self-servicer, or a bastard, or a fool, or an idiot_ or slowpoke? I think not. If you can't understand innuendos and sarcasm mixed with lewd irony, then you tell me who the nitwit is.

Ishilove:

Abi?

Yea. If i had your creative skills i would have grafted one up for him, and we will all just laugh about it.

analice107:

I wasn't really serious about the letter, just like i didn't take his letter seriously. Its just something to laugh about.

You recognized the letter for its humorous effect, but how come others didn't? But saw it to be a women bashing thread?

raumdeuter:


I have been long enough on this site to know the tell tale signs of when 2 people are about to start nyanshing each other

Dont be surprised if a thread opens by December with pre-wedding pictures of both parties

No be today nyash dey for back

i can bet you're wrong about this one. both sides look like they're like charges....they repel automatically.

joseph1832:
You recognized the letter for its humorous effect, but how come others didn't? But saw it to be a women bashing thread?

Hahahahahahahaha. I don't know dear, maybe because am no feminist. I believe a man should be in charge, but he should not abuse his woman. A relationship is sweeter when a man is in charge; my opinion.

analice107:

Hahahahahahahaha. I don't know dear, maybe because am no feminist. I believe a man should be in charge, but he should not abuse his woman. A relationship is sweeter when a man is in charge; my opinion.

LOL. Okay.

kaboninc:


Yes bae, there's a huge potential in the project especially now that our government has effectively ended the subsidy regime.

Where do I find them right women to roll with? I mean the Tiwa type so I get me self a Range and Benz

Me not stingy like them girls and me's got foresight than them girls


BTW, I thought you would be going to rock than thing yo momma gave you tonight at the club?

I wish you luck with the project, remember me when you make am

No worry, I go pm you where to meet them, just truss me.

Club na 12 a.m things for my world, na that time things dey happen, we do it larger girls style.

cococandy:




No be today. The things we see on NL for una hand.

Una hand, abeg oh, me I no be una oh.

sweetcocoa:
I wish you luck with the project, remember me when you make am

No worry, I go pm you where to meet them, just truss me.

Club na 12 a.m things for my world, na that time things dey happen, we do it larger girls style.

You wish me luck? Seriously? I though you guys don't use that word?

Well, thanks because I need it all the same. I no go forget you ni!


Biko, I dey wait for the pm oh. The names, location and evri evri...know say you get kut if I hammer!

That parri no be for here oh! Na that time e dey sema wellu wellu. I'm so gonna miss the groove! Enjoy!

.

Why do some ladies get really emotional and caustic whenever there is a mention of their gender. I hardly maintain a healthy verbal intercourse with my own sister save on issues devoid of gender classification. Even when she sees she gath no point against my position, she instead becomes critical on my choice of words. For goodness sake, this should be fun.

analice107:

Hahahahahahahaha. I don't know dear, maybe because am no feminist. I believe a man should be in charge, but he should not abuse his woman. A relationship is sweeter when a man is in charge; my opinion.

Oh sweerrrryyy

Peritus:
Why do some ladies get really emotional and caustic whenever there is a mention of their gender. I hardly maintain a healthy verbal intercourse with my own sister save on issues devoid of gender classification. Even when she sees she gath no point against my position, she instead becomes critical on my choice of words. For goodness sake, this should be fun.

Its overtly not fun for those who get emotional over trivial things.

joseph1832:
Oh yes please do. That will ease a lot of tension. At least I made it known here I sent you a pm, unlike you said, making it sound as if I secretly sent you a pm. And hey, when did 2 pms amount to many pms? You make it sound as if I sent you thousands of pms.

And yes, I sent you the pm because I wanted to privately ask if you're a lesbian, now ever thought why I stop sending those 'many' pms, I'll let you in, its because you proved you're a lesbian. Hahahaha.

And my dear, wanking myself to sleep its way way not so good, beside, why should I want myself to sleep when their are many women out there, who are ten times cuter and more good looking than you? I believe you know pussy_ is a commodity in Nigeria? Hehehehe

My dear, you are who you are! Who cares A look at my threads and posts will show anyone with a functioning brain inside their head who the nitwit is.

Oh freecocoa, with the sweetcocoa, when did insult you? Did I call you a self-servicer, or a bastard, or a fool, or an idiot_ or slowpoke? I think not. If you can't understand innuendos and sarcasm mixed with lewd irony, then you tell me who the nitwit is.

You made it known where? Like you wouldn't have denied it if there was no way to prove it, ewu.

How stupid are you? Come how old are you sef? You wanted to ask if I was a lesbian, why didn't you ask me on here? And of all persons to flirt with, na lesbian you choose? You should be very ashamed of your pathetic self, oh! Please you stopped after realising I was never going to accept them ni, do not kid your miserable self.

See the useless thing that expects me to entertain his nonsense, an 1diot who sees women in Nigeria as a commodity, I blame you? When they keep accepting your silliness and insults as jokes, why won't you refer to them in that manner? Just get it into your empty skull that some women are not in your league, life may yet be easier for you if you realise this, otherwise you go just die for nothing from rejection.

This thread alone is enough to tell even people without a functioning brain how much of a tosser you are, stupid thing who doesn't even know what makes an insult, so untill you call someone an 1diot or any of those names before you insult them? You are a disgrace to m0r0ns. Do well to keep your innuendos to yourself, it is not by force to play with somebody.

kaboninc:


You wish me luck? Seriously? I though you guys don't use that word?

Well, thanks because I need it all the same. I no go forget you ni!


Biko, I dey wait for the pm oh. The names, location and evri evri...know say you get kut if I hammer!

That parri no be for here oh! Na that time e dey sema wellu wellu. I'm so gonna miss the groove! Enjoy!

Abeg who be 'you guys'? Do I need to give you space too?

I go send am, just have faith, shey you area believer na.

I dey tell you, na that time things dey shele, I go groove remain for you sha.

sweetcocoa:
You made it known where? Like you wouldn't have denied it if there was no way to prove it, ewu.

Denied what? Don't flatter yourself gurl, you wouldn't blush. Post the link to the thread gurl and stop being a sissy.

How stupid are you? Come how old are you sef? You wanted to ask if I was a lesbian, why didn't you ask me on here? And of all persons to flirt with, na lesbian you choose? You should be very ashamed of your pathetic self, oh! Please you stopped after realising I was never going to accept them ni, do not kid your miserable self.

I believe you know the meaning of flirting? LMFAO!

See the useless thing that expects me to entertain his nonsense, an 1diot who sees women in Nigeria as a commodity, I blame you? When they keep accepting your silliness and insults as jokes, why won't you refer to them in that manner? Just get it into your empty skull that some women are not in your league, life may yet be easier for you if you realise this, otherwise you go just die for nothing from rejection.

Of course some women are not in my league, but you, you're beneath the league my house help is. Lol.

This thread alone is enough to tell even people without a functioning brain how much of a tosser you are, stupid thing who doesn't even know what makes an insult, so untill you call someone an 1diot or any of those names before you insult them? You are a disgrace to m0r0ns.

LMFAO! Honesstly, you're truly hilarious. I'm sure you're showing everyone with a functioning brain who the niitwit truly is.

Analice107, Ishilove, I believe you'll believe "the truth shall set you free".

This is the best way to expose these set of people... I take my leave.

kaboninc:



Oh sweerrrryyy

Men like power. But really enh, When my man dey pamper me, na dat one sweet pass o.
When a woman is in charge there's always tension at home, even the kids will notice.
When its the Mans money, its 'our' money, but when it's the woman's money, its 'my' money, Why?
Let my man rule, but don't abuse me. Somebori said "Marriage dey sweet when the man dey cheat the woman, but small oo".

sweetcocoa:
Abeg who be 'you guys'? Do I need to give you space too?

I go send am, just have faith, shey you area believer na.

I dey tell you, na that time things dey shele, I go groove remain for you sha.

You guys...those who don't believe in a spiritual being. I once told a friend 'good luck' and he said I should not wish him luck. That's just it ni...


Hahahahahaha....my faith for where you dey strong pass diamond. In fact, e fit create another planet!


You go groove remain for me? Chisos! I no dey chop wetin dem remain for pot na. Abeg, share the groove into two and keep my own.

analice107:

Men like power. But really enh, When my man dey pamper me, na dat one sweet pass o.
When a woman is in charge there's always tension at home, even the kids will notice.
When its the Mans money, its 'our' money, but when it's the woman's money, its 'my' money, Why?
Let my man rule, but don't abuse me. Somebori said "Marriage dey sweet when the man dey cheat the woman, but small oo".

The emboldened brought me back. Men I have to say your man is a very lucky man!!! And I must admit I envy him.

You have my respect and thus, you earned yourself a follow.

joseph1832:
The emboldened brought me back. Men I have to say your man is a very lucky man!!! And I must admit I envy him.

You have my respect and thus, you earned yourself a follow.

O welcome sweet fellow.

joseph1832:
Denied what? Don't flatter yourself gurl, you wouldn't blush. Post the link to the thread gurl and stop being a sissy.

I believe you know the meaning of flirting? LMFAO!

Of course some women are not in my league, but you, you're beneath the league my house help is. Lol.

LMFAO! Honesstly, you're truly hilarious. I'm sure you're showing everyone with a functioning brain who the niitwit truly is.

Analice107, Ishilove, I believe you'll believe "the truth shall set you free".

This is the best way to expose these set of people... I take my leave.

You know, I didnt even need to say anything before someone with a discerning mind would know you sent pms, na today we don dey NL? Pftt

See people wey get house girl, you go first feed yourself before you feed another person na.

You dey expose thunder wey don fire you finish, why are you running away? Come and stay, further prove how much of a loser you are, ozu rere ere, next time mention me in your nonsense let me remind you how much a buffoon you are, Dan banza ko wai.

joseph1832:
Denied what? Don't flatter yourself gurl, you wouldn't blush. Post the link to the thread gurl and stop being a sissy.

I believe you know the meaning of flirting? LMFAO!

Of course some women are not in my league, but you, you're beneath the league my house help is. Lol.

LMFAO! Honesstly, you're truly hilarious. I'm sure you're showing everyone with a functioning brain who the niitwit truly is.

Analice107, Ishilove, I believe you'll believe "the truth shall set you free".

This is the best way to expose these set of people... I take my leave.

O I believe, am a believer.

sweetcocoa:
You know, I didnt even need to say anything before someone with a discerning mind would know you sent pms, na today we don dey NL? Pftt

See people wey get house girl, you go first feed yourself before you feed another person na.

You dey expose thunder wey don fire you finish, why are you running away? Come and stay, further prove how much of a loser you are, ozu rere ere, next time mention me in your nonsense let me remind you how much a buffoon you are, Dan banza ko wai.

Good night Vivian and sleep well. And don't forget to dream of me.

kaboninc:


You guys...those who don't believe in a spiritual being. I once told a friend 'good luck' and he said I should not wish him luck. That's just it ni...


Hahahahahaha....my faith for where you dey strong pass diamond. In fact, e fit create another planet!


You go groove remain for me? Chisos! I no dey chop wetin dem remain for pot na. Abeg, share the groove into two and keep my own.

LOL, you know, we all don't believe the same things even if we don't all believe in god, some atheists are superstitious. Anyways about the luck thing, I don't read much into it, it's just something I say subconsciously.

Okay na, keep faith alive then.

Na wetin I mean na, I go keep your own, how can I give you left overs? I no chop craze na.

sweetcocoa:
LOL, you know, we all don't believe the same things even if we don't all believe in god, some atheists are superstitious. Anyways about the luck thing, I don't read much into it, it's just something I say subconsciously.

Okay na, keep faith alive then.

Na wetin I mean na, I go keep your own, how can I give you left overs? I no chop craze na.

Some atheists are superstitious? Are you serious? Then those folks are confusionist na? LOL


Keeping faith.... *crosses my heart and looking at the sky for cocoa miracle*


Oh, now you come. By that time, I go dey Venus oh. I go dey cruise for heavenly altitude. I go also reserve ya space in case you finish knocked out.