it doesn't bother me anymore to hear phone ringing in church during service， it's part of life in this generation. but i'll admit i was really shocked last sunday when lady phone seated beside me rang，instead of aborting the call， or she quickly move outside and picked the call， i was surprise to see this lady，seated there and picked the call， she start a lenthy conversation， as if she was in her bedroom or her palour， even when everyone was staring at her， she care not to abort the call. this incident prompt me to write this，not just call alone， there are other ugly behaviour people exhibit in church which i have observe and i will mention them.

（1）talking during service.
（2）text or surfing the net，during service
（3）sleeping or snoring during sermon
（4）answering a ringing phone
（5）constantly getting up and living the auditorium， presumably to use the rest room
（6）letting babies cry incessantly during the service.
（7） chewing or smacking gum
（8） public display of affection，i once saw a guy and a lady， who enjoy giving each other back rub during service。

please you can add yours。

Sleeping during service is unavoidable especially if the service is boring....... Almost everyone is guilty of this

Some girls can gossip for Africa inside Church... chaii

Not dancing during praise, especially when songs like 'We go dey hail...' come up.

Chattin away wit a frnd

you are complaining of frequent standing up to use the rest room, what if the person drank garri or pap before coming to church nko?

I blame buhari for dis

Hmmmm

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Ok.... Lastly,..... Farting during praise n worship

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Hehehe... I go to listen the word of God and then thereafter church... My crush comes to me for snapping of pictures

Someone getting up often and bothering you to make him pass is the most annoying of all. Some women can't just sit their ass down for a sec! No chills

LOOKING AT THE PASTORS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mehn... ur tenses ..

Wearing micro skirt to church to confuse the pastor

What about forming fine boy or Omo sexy inside church?

Then girls that wear slippers from home and put their heels inside bag, when they get to church they wear the heels into the church and after church they change back to slippers to go home. What's actually the point of the heels if not to show off inside church and form sexy, for who else?

For guys


checking and ANALyzing the size of ass and boobs of every young girls in the vicinity

Looking through numerous gadgets during service. Not looking interested at all in what is going on.(So why did u come at all)

Thinkin of hw good/bad an usher is dressed

reading story from nairaland especially when u see the notification of recruitment or u want to be FTC

Snoring is definitely demonic. . . .Eye contacts during the services by males & Females of the opposite sex occurs frequently, datz wen the crushing stuff begins

AS I WRITE DIS D PESN BESIDE ME CANT STOP COUGHING, INSIDE D CHURCH. HIA.

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Well, it's the man who have a new trousers that will stand up in the middle of Church service to go and pee'

dear op,


（1）talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
（2）text or surfing the net，during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
（3）sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
（4）answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
（5）constantly getting up and living the auditorium， presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
（6）letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
（7） chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
（8） public display of affection，i once saw a guy and a lady， who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.

All these mostly happened when the church service is boring, Some will be booking space in Nairaland.