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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by mzlizabelle(f): 9:04am On May 15, 2016
ProHuntConsult:
What about forming fine boy or Omo sexy inside church?

Then girls that wear slippers from home and put their heels inside bag, when they get to church they wear the heels into the church and after church they change back to slippers to go home. What's actually the point of the heels if not to show off inside church and form sexy, for who else?

I'm guilty embarassed
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by ProHuntConsult: 9:08am On May 15, 2016
mzlizabelle:


I'm guilty :-

I feel you, most girls are also guilty so you not alone but why is that so cus I find it very funny.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by NaijaQT(f): 9:17am On May 15, 2016
For me it would have to be the shouters and screamers. I'm like, is that really necessary?

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Smh4all(m): 9:20am On May 15, 2016
9. Releasing the silent killer fart the moment everyone is shouting "Ameeeeeeeeeenn"!!!

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by miketayo(m): 9:42am On May 15, 2016
level10:
LOOKING AT THE PASTORS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

y r they always hawt smiley

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by santanamimi(f): 9:43am On May 15, 2016
Okay
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by osesology(m): 9:47am On May 15, 2016
Omaka!
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Shafiiimran99: 9:57am On May 15, 2016
What do you xpect since Sunday was a man made holy day. What we know from the bible is that Jesus did obey Sabbath not Sunday so, how could you xpect man to respect Sunday or do you any evidence that Sunday should be kept as holy day?
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by igwegeorgiano(m): 10:09am On May 15, 2016
crazysaint:
it doesn't bother me anymore to hear phone ringing in church during service, it's part of life in this generation. but i'll admit i was really shocked last sunday when lady phone seated beside me rang,instead of aborting the call, or she quickly move outside and picked the call, i was surprise to see this lady,seated there and picked the call, she start a lenthy conversation, as if she was in her bedroom or her palour, even when everyone was staring at her, she care not to abort the call. this incident prompt me to write this,not just call alone, there are other ugly behaviour people exhibit in church which i have observe and i will mention them.

(1)talking during service.
(2)text or surfing the net,during service
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon
(4)answering a ringing phone
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.
(7) chewing or smacking gum
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service。

please you can add yours。


noiseless farting thereby polluting d spirit filled air

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by ucnwafor(m): 10:14am On May 15, 2016
mzlizabelle:


I'm guilty embarassed
upon as u fine so......u still dey carry shoe for hand dey waka, women behave like babies




Smh

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Justfavourme(m): 10:24am On May 15, 2016
vizkiz:
Except from snoring during sermon(which is demonic) these are normal stuffs that happens anywhere. We are humans and not some machine which stays mute throughout the service.
Shutup! Can you do that during presidential or governorship meetings? pls let honour God.

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by vizkiz: 10:29am On May 15, 2016
Justfavourme:
Shutup! Can you do that during presidential or governorship meetings? pls let honour God.

So keeping shut and listening to someone Preach is honoring the Lord right? Lol...Your IQ is still low grin

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by urchfem(f): 10:46am On May 15, 2016
The most annoying part to me, is when a praise leader is singing, dancing and everywhere is really charged up, then someone would now sit in the front row and stand like a pole ready to fall down, and be staring at the praise leader like------#na you do me #sing fast go sit down #you are singing rubbish(must you sit in front) its really annoying.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by aoshi: 10:57am On May 15, 2016
vizkiz:
Except from snoring during sermon(which is demonic) these are normal stuffs that happens anywhere. We are humans and not some machine which stays mute throughout the service.
what are you saying mr oga? So sleeping is not being human but the others are. *shakes my head* People must try to justify their actions be it right or wrong.

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Confidento(m): 10:58am On May 15, 2016
YOU GUYS SHOULD REMEMBER, THERE IS GOD OOO!
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by PasNina(m): 11:05am On May 15, 2016
Idydarling:

dear op,


(1)talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
(2)text or surfing the net,during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
(4)answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
(7) chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.
Your excuses are outrageously implausible.
Your nose dou......
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by PasNina(m): 11:08am On May 15, 2016
mzlizabelle:

I'm guilty embarassed
You ain't anymore ...@least for being honest. Happy Sunday☺

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by CaptainEColeJnr: 11:30am On May 15, 2016
Idydarling:

dear op,


(1)talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
(2)text or surfing the net,during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
(4)answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
(7) chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.
you just spilled rubbish undecided

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by AprokoNaija: 12:10pm On May 15, 2016
Like am doing right now ? Reading and commenting on Nairaland during sermon.



In btw, I beg the mods should stop banning me ooo, even pastor no ban me for Nairalanding in church.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by clems88(m): 12:15pm On May 15, 2016
level10:
LOOKING AT THE PASTORS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
i was guilty of that today. Bur no be my fault because she fyn gan grin

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Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Misternas89(m): 12:19pm On May 15, 2016
PasNina:

Your excuses are outrageously implausible.
Your nose dou......
Hehehehehe grin grin bad boy I don knw say some1 go make comment abt d babe nose. Na her type we dey call God "NOSE" the best. Lool grin grin
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Idydarling(f): 12:22pm On May 15, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
you just spilled rubbish undecided


I spilled rubbish, accepted, but learn to recognise jokes wen u see one, it'll help you in the long run to identify brown from black.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Misternas89(m): 12:23pm On May 15, 2016
Idydarling:

dear op,


(1)talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
(2)text or surfing the net,during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
(4)answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
(7) chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.
You are looking lovely Bae, kiss......your Nose makes me love u d more kiss
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 12:29pm On May 15, 2016
ProHuntConsult:
What about forming fine boy or Omo sexy inside church?

Then girls that wear slippers from home and put their heels inside bag, when they get to church they wear the heels into the church and after church they change back to slippers to go home. What's actually the point of the heels if not to show off inside church and form sexy, for who else?
s


U want make them trip and fall while jumping bus? undecided Or crossing the express? Then God forbid trip and fall, one high danfo bus or trailer wil simply crush one undecided Even climbing those tedious bridges to the other side of the road is one painful experience , a lady will not wish to go thru in those heels, all to form sexy outside church grin
Those feet wil bleed like fire when she manages to get home.

So forget forming sexy outside church, except shes going back home on ride.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 15, 2016
crazysaint:
it doesn't bother me anymore to hear phone ringing in church during service, it's part of life in this generation. but i'll admit i was really shocked last sunday when lady phone seated beside me rang,instead of aborting the call, or she quickly move outside and picked the call, i was surprise to see this lady,seated there and picked the call, she start a lenthy conversation, as if she was in her bedroom or her palour, even when everyone was staring at her, she care not to abort the call. this incident prompt me to write this,not just call alone, there are other ugly behaviour people exhibit in church which i have observe and i will mention them.

(1)talking during service.
(2)text or surfing the net,during service
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon
(4)answering a ringing phone
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.
(7) chewing or smacking gum
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service。

please you can add yours。



Surprisingly, it's in church that the network is fastest.
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Alezy(m): 1:06pm On May 15, 2016
Nixiepie:
Sleeping during service is unavoidable especially if the service is boring....... Almost everyone is guilty of this
how does a sermon become boring? ??
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Anwonspee(m): 1:11pm On May 15, 2016
Rolling of buttock by women and girls during praise

Even some pastors will be distracted and just do it with intent and High immortality
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by VanBommel(m): 1:44pm On May 15, 2016
MissMercedes:


Surprisingly, it's in church that the network is fastest.
this your profile pic can really mess up a man's head. wink
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by VanBommel(m): 1:44pm On May 15, 2016
Anwonspee:
Rolling of buttock by women and girls during praise

Even some pastors will be distracted and just do it with intent and High immortality
I concur
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by HaneefahRN(f): 2:00pm On May 15, 2016
Idydarling:

dear op,


(1)talking during service. : so if I see someone I know, say, a boss or an elder, I should not open my mouthto greet the person ba
(2)text or surfing the net,during service :- what if my bible is an online one? I shouldn't go online to access it bc of the op ni..
(3)sleeping or snoring during sermon:- what if the pastor talks like my Geography teacher? or unnecessarily praises the billionaires in the building, na to rest my head biko go wonder land na..
(4)answering a ringing phone.:- what if it was an emergency oga? say, my sick child needs urgent attention while I'm praying for him in the church, na to pick up the phone sharpaly abeg!
(5)constantly getting up and living the auditorium, presumably to use the rest room:- what if the person is suffering from diabetes op, do u not have sympathy for the sick? remember, not everyone is as healthy as u...
(6)letting babies cry incessantly during the service.:- make I tie the pikin mouth ni, wer u not a baby? do I even know what goes on in the mind of babies? ? how me go know say my baby who's sleeping peacefully go wake up and the first thing it'll do is to give a "hair-raising" cry?
(7) chewing or smacking gum:- fine girl like me, u want my mouth to smell? ?? haba!
(8) public display of affection,i once saw a guy and a lady, who enjoy giving each other back rub during service. :- somebody cannot give another person a holy hug without ur likes with ur holier-than-thou attitude tagging it something else mtchwwwwwwww!!

yours in church,
Idydarling.



I have heard another one o, holy hug.



Adonis3, how many sisters have you given holy hug in Church.tongue
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 15, 2016
cheesy
You sure sound guilty of this.

Damfostopper:
Ok.... Lastly,..... Farting during praise n worship
Re: Some Annoying Things People Do In Church by tyhwo: 2:09pm On May 15, 2016
Profkomolafe:
you are complaining of frequent standing up to use the rest room, what if the person drank garri or pap before coming to church nko?

Lool. Smh

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