1. The No Nonsense Fans:
These ones, they never comment and they hardly smile or get easily excited, but when someone insults a player from the team they are supporting, they look at you like: ``you wan cry go house, abi!''

2. The die hard fans: This set of fans normally sits in the front cos they are always early and they are always ready to argue to the end to prove their point, and if the happen to sit close to their kind, o boy, u no go hear word today because they are also very loud. They are normally the type that climb on top of benches and tables screaming gooooal anytime their team scores.

3. The Quiet Ones:
These ones are always awfully quiet. They make you wonder which team they are supporting. They hardly show any emotions. The only time you know that it is their team that is losing is when they have this type of expression on their face...

4. The Indefferent Beer Drinker:
These set of people only come to relax, they are not really supporting either of the teams that are playing. Some of them just want to get away from their troublesome wives at home or they are just looking for a place to chill out. They normally support whoever is winning.

5. The Battery Chargers:
These ones dont like watching football, they just came to charge their phones, and to make sure sharp guys do not tamper with their phones, they have to sit back and watch the match...whether they like it or not. lol

6. The Football Analysts: These ones are always forming ``l too know''. They know the history of all clubs, the name of all the players, the latest transfers, how much each plyer earns e.t.c and whenever you table a discussion in pidgin, he will analyze it in ``the queen's language'' lol.
Worst still, ur friends who used to regard u as a football expert, fter listening to him, will start seeing you as a learner. Damn!

7. The ``My Girlfriend Loves Football'' Fans: These ones always come with their girlfriends and they normally sit at the back, eating gala with lacasera or any snack they can purchase nearby. These set of guys can lie to their girlfriends, even when they dont know that much about football, they want the girl to start seeing them like a boss!

Lalasticlala, l'm done

You forgot ta add the ones wey never brush mouth for almost 8days and going.

If those ones just turn ask you simple questions like "bro who score?" Your heart skips, lungs contract, your eyes green, you feel your spirit leaving you. You might escape death by whiskers.

But Death is when his team scores, he come thunder gooooaal! for your nose,ear,eye. Wokem just hold-on to anything.

waxxydude:
You forgot ta add the ones wey never brush mouth for almost 8days and going.

If those ones just turn ask you simple questions like "bro who score?" Your heart skips, lungs contract, your eyes green, you feel your spirit leaving you. You might escape death by whiskers.

But Death is when his team scores, he come thunder gooooaal! for your nose,ear,eye. Wokem just hold-on to anything.

Lol! that one dey.

osesology:
Lol! that one dey.

Hahaha all na to make am swt sha.

That no 1. is synonymous with Chelsea fans. They are very agressive ehn.....

Nice one Op!