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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Elsquidme(m): 12:16pm On Jul 26, 2016
very funny, I dey follow this thread
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by penzino(m): 12:48pm On Jul 26, 2016
Classcaptain where you dey na? angry angry
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by mhere: 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2016
This na India or Naija movie ?
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
Episode Five...

Grrrr.... Grrrr... Grrrr...

The smell of new new 1000 naira notes penetrated my nostrils...i couldnt believe my eyes....i almost shouted ....

Shuu.... Fi mi le je kin jaye e grin.....

After i withdrew the first 20 thousand, i withdrew another 30 thousand... So as to be rest assured , i checked the remaining balance....and it correlated.

The whole money was actually 90k sent in indeed...

I quickly carried my money inside my own pocket and rushed to get a bike back when a man in suit and tie came to meet me...

Bros, bros , please i am from lagos... I came from lagos for a ceremony and now am stranded.,, i need money to eat...."please any amount

I hurriedly walk ,ignoring him.

"Bros am talking to you am not poor, as you can see am well dressed ! help me pls"..

Shior ...


The was the same man that i saw two weeks ago at another bank saying he came from calabar for a business meeting and was robbed and left without money...

Perphaps night wey nack no make am remember my face...Na me u wan 419..... Wereygrin

i hurriedly walk , looking left and right to make sure the man in suit did not follow me.... I ran as quick as possible and boarded a bike back home, my hand held tightly to my pocket throughout the journey...

Immediately i got home , i locked the door behind and sat down to count my blessings...

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 1:11pm On Jul 26, 2016
mhere:
This na India or Naija movie ?

No ooo my brother, No be india or Naija movie,

na pakistani playlet sad

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:

No ooo my brother, No be india or Naija movie,
na pakistani playlet sad

lmao
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 1:50pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode four

Immediately i alighted from the bike, I went straight to the ATM..... I greeted the people i met there and inquired if the ATM was dispensing....

It was after the confirmation of the dispensation of the automated innovation that i now render the Popular ATM anthem...

Are you the last person on the que...

Yes.... ...the last lady replied sternly... Person go easily know say na one of those pple wey con withdraw 500 she be...

Ok, am at your back.

And with that i hung round.i just dey pray make he no reach my turn make machine talk say no longer dispensing... I go kill myself or commit suicide ni because the person wey do mistake send am fit don sharpaly rectify the error if i no withdraw the damn thing today.,.

One bros come talk say he get emergency make i allow am enter my front withdraw, na the eye i take look am send am comot..we wey we dey line get two head...

Emergency kor, Oliver twist ni....


When it was my turn , i quickly jumped forward, crossed my heart and inserted my atm card...

The thing ask for pin... I put am....

Account ,,, saving....

As i sabi say the money wey dey my account no kuku reach 3k before, i typed in 20 thousand naira only... Make i just test run am...

Make e no con be like say na jonzing i dey....

So help me God

grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2016
lasisi69:
omo, I no dey too skin tight for nairaland these days... We just dey street dey hustle..


na the way be that
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2016
Episode 6.

10 pm

I still could not believe the kinda of Luck that I encountered as i sat down to count the money ..... I never experred it.....

Ori iya mi eleko must be responsible for this....My mothers prayer is seriously working for me.

May God bless whoever sent me this money during this change era.. Who knows, it might even be one of those corrupt politician money or those yahoo yahoo boys money....sad Na God punish them thru me......
.
Oh God my Lord works in mysterious ways..

. A lot of ideas started flashing through my mind... Buying a new laptop, some new Vintage clothes.., second yeezy shoes and some gold chains .....

Its about time to Swag up. 8-)

I need not call my parents.... I know what make anybody dey quote matthew abi malachia for me and beg me to return stolen money... sad

Shingba, my mama or papa no go get...... Even my brothers no go smell am...

Make dey sef God pray make baba God pick up...

A lotta of ideas flooded through my mind as i settled down on my bed... After my regular job with the boobs thread and sending a couple of pms , i slept off and by Tomorrow, people go start to know say i don arrive..

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by misspicy(f): 6:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:

you and prettythicksme just dissapear say na hustle...
Why u no con chop rice for una grad grin

owolabi sef don dey suit up oo grin
LMAO gringringrin
the world is coming to an end
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by misspicy(f): 6:20pm On Jul 26, 2016
toonzay:

it appears you do nairaland more than WhatsApp. I'm dope. what's down for me na
Nah


Record deal with YBNL
you in? grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by haywhy59(m): 6:37pm On Jul 26, 2016
Am enjoying dis
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by CheedyJ(m): 7:53pm On Jul 26, 2016
If u dont finish dis story eh, na court go settle us

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by possibilties(m): 9:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
Oga finish this your story o angry
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Anijay1212(m): 9:21pm On Jul 26, 2016
Abeg were dis classmonitor abi na alligator nah... Oya cum n finish d tory nah...

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jul 26, 2016
Nice piece keep it up@class captain....
More grease to your palms
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:27pm On Jul 26, 2016
CheedyJ:
If u dont finish dis story eh, na court go settle us

lol , if i con snatch your babe nko, wetin u go do? grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
Anijay1212:
Abeg were dis classmonitor abi na alligator nah...
Oya cum n finish d tory nah...

sad

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:05pm On Jul 26, 2016
Oga Seun, you sef dey read story grin

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by edwardgunju(m): 10:09pm On Jul 26, 2016
Class monitor, comman continue dis story na sadClass monitor, comman continue dis story na
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by FreeSpirited: 10:15pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 6.

10 pm

I still could not believe the kinda of Luck that I encountered as i sat down to count the money ..... I never experred it.....

Ori iya mi eleko must be responsible for this....My mothers prayer is seriously working for me.

May God bless whoever sent me this money during this change era.. Who knows, it might even be one of those corrupt politician money or those yahoo yahoo boys money....sad Na God punish them thru me......
.
Oh God my Lord works in mysterious ways..

. A lot of ideas started flashing through my mind... Buying a new laptop, some new Vintage clothes.., second yeezy shoes and some gold chains .....

Its about time to Swag up. 8-)

I need not call my parents.... I know what make anybody dey quote matthew abi malachia for me and beg me to return stolen money... sad

Shingba, my mama or papa no go get...... Even my brothers no go smell am...

Make dey sef God pray make baba God pick up...

A lotta of ideas flooded through my mind as i settled down on my bed... After my regular job with the boobs thread and sending a couple of pms , i slept off and by Tomorrow, people go start to know say i don arrive..
Guy if this story ends in your dream........just dnt try the dream poo stunt......

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2016
FreeSpirited:
Guy if this story ends in your dream........just dnt try the dream poo stunt......

i dont do the dream type of scripts,,,at least not yet.

Check my profile to read other stories...thank you sir
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Anijay1212(m): 10:58pm On Jul 26, 2016
ClassCaptain:

sad
Lol... Na ya face be dat?
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Anijay1212(m): 11:02pm On Jul 26, 2016
praiseoski:
Nice piece keep it up@class captain.... More grease to your palms
More wetin... Grease ke,you wan stain im skul uniform bah?

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:09pm On Jul 26, 2016
Anijay1212:
More wetin... Grease ke,you wan stain im skul uniform bah?
grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 12:17am On Jul 27, 2016
smiley ...Following this thread proactively back 2 back

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 1:18am On Jul 27, 2016
feeling u back to back classclaptain cool
Mods pls don't touch/move this topic embarassed
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:17am On Jul 27, 2016
Episode 7

Next Morning..


Immediately the Cock crowed and My cock growled, the first thing i did was to identify the location of the money......

I recounted the money one by one to make sure it was complete make we no con dey hear issue of spiritual deduction.....

I had no choice than to verify that money again because My dream the night before was quite terrible.... It was just jama jama

..... I was jejely sleeping my own when the dream kicked off...

I was just walking on the road when i saw a packaged gift with my name written on it...

Of course without delay or second thought , i picked it up ,only for me to look back and see two masquerades coming towards with full speed, holding sharp cutlasses ...

"ban gbo wo mi, ban gbo wo mi( give me my money,give me money)..

For where

phiam !!!, we started the temple run, dream version .....i held onto the package tightly as the masquerades chased me and trust the boy for anything awoof, me sef no slack as i turn usain bolt for the matter....

The rest part i no remember but i just wade the thing off.... Aimoye dreams..

If all dreams dey come to pass, all those dreams wey i go dey fight lieu keng or they act chinese film and do all those jet li tricks abi the sweet ones wey i dey get with dija for don come to pass... sad

abegi...

All those dreams wey i go dey chop pounded yam with egusi soup and smoked frog lap, food wey i no dey see chop for real life sad

i go even wake up and chop mouth to see if any remain from the dream but nothing...

Shior.... Ala go jare...

And with that, for the first time in 3 months, i did my devotion....

Haaa..... You dey laugh ?... Ani make person sha clear any appeareance of evil...anyway na way.

Picked up my daily devotion wey dust don full am and used john 3 vs 16 as the devotion text...

I spent 30 mins singing various songs and almost one hour praying; then ended it with seven powerful halleluyahs...

Am insured jare....grin...

With that,. I set off to the expenditure and budget of the money and things i needed to get as soon as possible..

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Qualer: 5:51am On Jul 27, 2016
prettythicksme:
Na pregnancy oo,buh i don born sha.Twins,two girls. grin

Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by mhere: 7:39am On Jul 27, 2016
your story is not sweet again...

It becoming unnecessary long

This look 24 season movie
tongue

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 7:40am On Jul 27, 2016
[quote author=Qualer post=47922055][/quote]Wetin? cheesy

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by CheedyJ(m): 8:17am On Jul 27, 2016
I go snatch ur own self na..case closed

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