richeazy:
Evening House

My interview is on Thursday, I need your prayers and I need suggestions on any hotel that is close to the embassy and their prices. Pls help a brother

oloriStella:


SUCCESS BRO! FAVOUR GO WITH YOU, AND MAY YOUR SCRIPT BE SUBMITTED IN FAVOUR! For hotel mattter, come my crip at Ikeja, well accommodated, even, let person accompany you self. My side balm! My wiffy go cook delicacy for you, i trust her.

sureb0y:
Chei, my first test was tonight. Thank God I passed with flying colours. Omo, this life ehn... As they say, be careful what you wish for, cos you might just get it. I got and moved into an apartment on Saturday evening. One of the front desk girls for the apartment, chei she fine no be small. 5ft 7", looooooonnnnngggg hair, she had so much energy, like 34D or 36C too, cute little thing. I'm not a front-package person (I'm a yansh guy) but there was something about this girl that really caught my eye, you know those girls you just have a feeling they'd be freaks in the room? she gave me the impression. Her voice, she had this way of talking that was so so different from the regular girl. I liked her and imagined all sorts of things, I decided to keep my eyes on her. They gave her the job to assign me to a room, she told me she put me in a room I'm gonna like and winked. wetin be my own, I sha go upstairs... offload my bag and everything dey go normally. I sent her a facebook friend request, she no accept. it was pending.

Since that Saturday, I kept thinking about her. I pass the reception to the gym every evening, and always see her. I just kept liking her. Now let's fast forward to this night... GHEN GHEN. I found out my roommate is a rich kid from California, he's a chef too. If you see as this guy stock house with food, drinks, and everything. No space for me to put anything for kitchen sef, guess what? He's that girl's close friend. She came upstairs to say hi to the guy. They were drinking, I was in my room. Na so she knock my door, I opened. She asked if I'd like to join them... I politely declined. She left, minutes later... she came back and asked if I sent her a FB request. I said yeah... "well, if you wanna be my friend on FB, you have to be my friend in real life too", I sha agree... she invited me again to drink with them, I say no... maybe next time, I gotta hit the gym, etc. I told her "tomorrow", think say when I come back from gym, she go don go sef.

I sha go gym, pump wella... 1hr, 45mins later... I enter apartment. Them don drink ehn... them don guage wella, she was only tipsy but the guy was super high. omo, na so I greet them waka pass, she just jump up, start to dey act funny. Na so she dey admire "my guns" lmao, dey ask me to flex muscle for her, she had never seen me that pumped. This girl enter flirt mode. I can't write all the things wey she do. she add me for snapchat, take picture, twerk, do everything. I just dey chill. she got the guy more drunk na so she take am go him room to go sleep. e remain me and am. she enter total flirt mode. I pour cup full, vodka to strong... the two of us, music in the air, omo... this girl set no be small. She was getting all touchy, she just dey feel my arms dey go... "can you lift 120 pounds in the gym"? I say yes... "oh, so you can lift me? wow... look at your guns, I'm so small compared to you" "What would you like to do? You don't feel comfortable around me, you probably think your roommate is my boyfriend... he's not, he's even asleep, it's just us now", omo...

Na so I just remember slimmy2005 (nonsense guy), Lagosismyhome (nonsense girl), and all the other nonsense people wey don talk rubbish for here about rape and assault (I'm not insulting you ooo, I'm just teasing). There I was, everything don set... na to just turn my game on and mark the first register... I just dull the parole. When she noticed I wasn't gonna encourage what she was doing... "wow, you're so composed and cool... I like this, do you have a gf in Nigeria?" plenty other things. next thing... well, I'm leaving... will I at least get a hug? I smile and say no. Omo, na so this girl take am P. you mean you won't hug me? what's it? Is it that you don't like me? Am I not your kind of girl? that's rude, this one... that one. I remember say na minimum of two years I get for yankee, make she no cut am short after 1 week. I just told her politely that I'd see her off to make sure she's okay. Na so I see am off, go back enter my room dey look.

Now before you think say una don win or whether I dey fear... the only reason I didn't turn up was cos she had been drinking. If to say she dey sober and alright and she never touch alcohol at all when she dey do all those nonsense... lol, rape and assault no go even come my head. The devil won tonight, na me go win the next one. This girl's HOT!!!!!!! Make I just go sleep, chei. I never dull this kind parole for my life before. American girls are bloooooooooooooddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy beautiful, hot and sexy!!! Add nasty to that list. Na me and them! I can't even stop thinking about her. Talk to y'all tomorrow after class.

Rape, Assault. mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew.

espaciousay08:
As nobody help me shed light with my problems with application, i sha go hail @sureb0y for the motivating write-ups... Omo see as i dey ginger dey jack GRE and find schools.. if i don dey tire, i go just remember how sureboy dey stress the "yarnsh" spelling. but really knowing about funding/assistantships hard gan mehn, i go uproot website upside down still wont see anything most of the times. It is well sha, God dey. Still pursuing the American dream nonetheless.
Na yansh be your motivation abi.... Issokay. About the funding /assistantship, baba you no lie o. E be like say dem dey deliberately hide am to punish boiz ni. Lol.. I don dey on am for almost 3 months now. Na church mind I wan use apply o. God help us.

Walspring:


Send me pm or your email so as to forward it

Christian129:
bro, I dey apply to GVSU and I need to ask some few questions about the school.

dickoflife:
ok.... gvsu is located in grand rapids michigan ib the city of allendale... nice environment but high fees and good student to teacher ratio. Apply quickly as the response time of gvsu is fantastic and i have never called and my phone call not picked up on the second ring.

OluDare01:

You should get admitted.
What dept?

RasheedahWunmi:
what wil I do, rounding up for whre, they even reduced it from 4.5 to 4.49, saying d departmnt dont need a first class for now, nd dt they cnt provid for a firstclas s, do he reducd my g.p, dz y I cn nvr wish to do my msc in Nigeria

Christian129:
abeg give me dickoflife's contact

Walspring:

Message sent!

LagosismyHome:


Yes for sure it can count against u except if when asked you have a good explanation to why you did not take a test

purplesummer:


Hope you are good though.

OluDare01:
Those having cgpa dilemma, this is for you
http://wes.org/students/igpacalc.asp

get to work and clear your doubts

RasheedahWunmi:
pls I need lots of help as regardz admisiin to US skul, but first I wil lik to knw my GP US starndard score, I dnt knw hw to do d calculation, I tried using WES, I stil dont get it, i graduated with Nigerian CGPA is 4.49/5.00, nd pls I need book to read for my GRE exam, I wil apreciate an easy link to download one, either baron or kaplan or grubber, thanx

amunkita03:




I need off campus accommodation at UB. Pls can u assist?

tomisinobbm:


Would a Nigerian credit card configured for internet banking work?

OluDare01:

I got the plug of the charger for #300 at computer village in lag

OluDare01:

I got the plug of the charger for #300 at computer village in lag

KPhantom:

true, i've searched online for the new sat material, but couldn't find any, just the detailed syllable from the college board and some practice tests. I may use my secondary maths text to prepare for the math section, and the TOEFL materials you sent me to prepare for the English section.

KPhantom:

and there are no penalties or mark deductions for wrong answers in the new SAT.

nellyalph:
After somebody left for Yankee na im I get invitations for screening in Nigerian police force.
Plssssss I am so not going back even if they give me ministerial job...

I cannot go and come and kill myself

oloriStella:


Boss, abeg me too. lazioritas247@yahoo.com God Bless you.

Walspring:


Eco2016

The economist man

HOLUVICTORY:

Kindly send it to me as well. @ jehofatobiloba@gmail.com

OluDare01:

Bros na buhari cause am o

LagosismyHome:


For those who have not travelled. ..... try to get the plug adapter if u see in Nigeria. ....if u see it for 300 naira then it cheaper in Nigeria

You need it for phones , Laptops and others

Walspring:


Make God help us all